iloveHouse music, sneakers & sex
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Hey! That is insulting! *pouts*
*sigh* This really sucks. I WANT MY D@MM AVATAR!!!
Whudjado? Where’s the Kitty? Now all the previous cat jokes wont make sense.
Sorry this was for ShadowSplicer. Formally known as the Engrish Kitteh.
I guess you should change that to ‘Formerly’. This STUPID problem happened with Engrish…..it won’t let me use my e-mail address!
ShadowSplicer The Happy Triangle doesn’t have the same ring to it =(
If I were you I’d hit the contact link and see if you can get to the bottom of this.
I tried.
Don’t worry SS, I have a copy of your old avatar saved on my comp. just in case. I don’t want us losing another avatar
*pets SS*
Thanx! *starts………..purring?!*
Just asking, SS: Are you sure your email address still reads EXACTLY as it should? The only time I ever had this problem there was a letter missing from mine.
I blame whoever helped neutered SS. Cats change in personality after that, and now you screwed it up ShadowSplicer. Thankfully, I have a time machine, and plan on going back to restore SS.
SS, I suggest trying everybody’s suggestions and then making a new e-mail if they work. I’ll see you @ the vets, if catch my drift ^
FOR THE 8TH F*CKING TIME, I’M GONNA TRY TO POST THIS!!!!!
I had to add another ‘s’ to the beginning of my e-mail address, or else it wouldn’t go through!
THAT COMMENT WAS LINKED TO DROLL!!!!!!
Time to make a new e-mail :S.
I’m taking a shower, then I’ll be back w/ that time machine.
Maybe a proxy would help….
They were blocking my friggin IP address!!!!!
I think they are blocking my IP address…..
They are. Well…this sucks.
I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!! Why are you blocking me?!
Wait, you guys can see this, right?
xD.
Yes, SS, I AM seeing this. You acted like you have been for 5 posts, then you realized that you *somehow* restored your avatar. Congrats.
Stop shouting at me when I’m trying to help. Fault-finding stuff that doesn’t work is one of my talents but I can’t actually see everything you’re doing. Your reply didn’t really answer my comment, anyway.
OK, now that you’re back, what was the problem and how did you fix it? Enquiring minds want to know…..
I used an internet proxy! ………..do you understand?
I’ve only heard of them, but since that appears to be the usual name it will be easy to look up.
I would wear it!
Yeah, what the hell?
I do love all those things.
At least the wearer has a great taste in shows.
I’m guessing he means he loves House Music, which has nothing to do with a TV show.
Alrighty then, i hate this h0rny manikin!
I like House’s music. He’s good on piano or guitar.
Yes!!!!
Italia?
Does he mean he loves shoes or chocolate?
WIN for finding the Engrish!
Dang! They sure ‘sneaked’ the Engrish into that one!
*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
What does Apple’s new iLove look like and does anyone have the video of Steve Job’s intro and demo of it?
No iLove this week. Take a hint; I’m using my iPad.
There’s an app for that.
I have a great idea for an app! It would be a camera extension called “iBalls”!
LOL!
BTW, have you heard of the Mac viewing option called Cover Flow? I love these names they come up with!
When they release the version With Wings, I’ll giggle.
You mean this stuff? If this goes thru, I warn you there is a seriously funny video linked to this one. The one with Marion Cotillard left me speechless.
How have I survived so long without this product? A must-have for every busy woman trying to hold down a job, a gym membership, several hobbies of dubious legality and/or taste and a toy-boy!
Damn, and now I’m cross-dressing as a member of the Catholic Church…
hey, preacher! Leave those kids alone!
Be sure to wear your Forehead Tittaes if you want to be taken seriously, and not just objectified.
That skit is twice as funny because they made the Forehead Tittaes in various shapes and colours. Classy!
Well, that makes sense – if I turned up to church or a wedding wearing the same colour forehead tittaes as someone else, I’d be just mortified…
Steve tried to demo it. The audience rebelled and threw apples at him… said they wanted someone hotter if they had to sit there and watch.
*drinks a snapple*
Whom would you suggest?
Damn near anybody is hotter than Steve Jobs. I’m not that picky, but come on!
Bill Gates then?
That occurred to me, but nyaah… maybe paws would do it; he’s a geek! I think he could get behind it…
Was paws4thot on that video of la conejita’s? Step aside and leave it to the pro’s.
Might be similar to iTouch?
It better not be inappropriate iTouching!
It is funny, because I used my iTouch to post this……..
Well, just make sure you’re not inappropriate with your iTouch, young man! I don’t think they have an app for that!
I heard that video is X-rated.
The stretch and resize functions are entertaining.
I dont think he means “House” the tv show. His shirt says “House music,” like that techno, electronic dance music.
Sorry, I hadn’t got down this far when I made my comment above.
i dont get it….wheres the mistake? you cant love house music, sneakers and sex?
You can, but you aren’t allowed to have it all on a T-shirt and use white test to emphasize the “sex” part.
What is a white test for the “sex” part?
Will it work better if you put it on a white T-shirt?
No, but the stains will show.
The white test for secks only works for males.
I suddenly have the feeling that I just unintentionally made a pun.
Either his priorities are backward, or he has discovered some really amazing house music and sneakers!
maybe he found that Daft Punk sounded better than sex?
The sound of sex can become a bit wearing, true. Music provides better ambiance in most cases.
But all at the same time?
where can get this shirt?
Where’s the Engrish?
There’s an English word “ilove”?
Missing the space bar or stealing the thunder from Apple is not Engrish.
“It asks the customer from whom it smokes.”
“I wish glad you a happy time.”
Now THOSE are Engrish.
It is also an odd combination of things to declare one’s love for on a t-shirt, and of course in prudish America, declaring one’s love for secks on a t-shirt is liable to get you, say, banned from boarding an airplane. Besides, I find it hard to believe that “iLove” was intended as an homage or a parody of Apple. And if I make a typo or a grammatical mistake that gives a sentence a different (and preferably funny) meaning, yes, that’s Engrish. And for bazillionth time, if you don’t find something funny or don’t think it’s Engrish, move on to something that is! How does anyone benefit by your complaining that something is “not Engrish”? No lolz, no useful knowledge, no insights, just a flat-out waste of time for you and for anyone who reads it.
Who said it’s only Engrish if it was created by an Asian? Please write to the website’s moderators so they may send you an Engrish manual with rules and regulations.
(Mods: if you were going to block someone’s IP address, why not him?)
*sigh* Even my proxy is having difficulty with this site!
(and technically, I don’t know if it was done on purpose…)
Unfortunately, those who point out morons and think themselves to be bastions of rectitude in a sea of the presumably ignorant are generally perceived by the presumably ignorant as laughingstocks unworthy of such a waste of electrons as this paragraph. Irony, indeed.
Where is the
AND TWINS!
Still cant find the engrish here.
ilove these things as well, and its a great play off of an already established ad campaign.
If there is a english word called “iLove” and this T-shirt is normal over where you live, it’s no wonder you can;t find the engrish!
It’s not Engrish. If you are typing a term paper and you miss the space bar, does that make your paper Engrish? If you create an homage to Apple or make a humorous jab at Apple, is that Engrish? BTW, there are at least four errors in your single-sentence reply, so perhaps your reply is Engrish.
If his errors gave his comment a different meaning, or made it incomprehensible, it would indeed be Engrish. Instead, it’s just poor grammar.
But THIS did NOT give the shirt a different meaning. It has the same meaning, but with one less space than it should have! Why do your arguments make my point for me?
Also, we’ve given up on trying to correct him. It serves no purpose.
One of the first thing you ever learn if you start practicing any form of counseling is that you cannot possibly help people who have no wish to be helped.
Charity is providing:
help for the helpless
hope for the hopeless
clues for the clueless
and soap for the soapless.
All may apply for dumb grumpy stinking trolls
Those are hedging tools, are they not?
They are called ditch blades or brush axes. The handles are between 27″ and 40″ and the blades are between 12″ and 16″. It is faster and easier to use than any weed eater. I forgot to clear my website after DrH found her 16″ irony.
Thank you.
iLove tacos, banjos& sex! Yay!
well, iLove handguns, bullfighting& sex.
I’m hoping that neither of you mean at the same time. Oy’s combo would be awfully messy and hard to pull off; aterial’s combo would be quite dangerous!
It sounds like Mexican poker, but with copulating couples on beds?
Whatever you say…………*pokes toilet shark*
Hey! Stop that!
Hehe.
Although, I’d love to try both. Not however, at the same time…
Ride the bull, ride your partner, and try to hit the target all at the same time!
I like you, I like sex…. its nice!
I won’t inquire as to how you go about douching ticks. I suppose you must start with a VERY small nozzle…
It is the European translation for giving a shower. It does take a very tiny loofah to clean the underarms.
Given his comment of, “I like you, I like s3x….its nice,” I imagine his command of the English language is such that he is wondering why you’re talking about his Aunt Andre, and why you called her double sneaky.
Where can I get this shirt?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE – where can i gets this shirt? I would seriously rock that shirt so hard it would disintegrate off my back like acid water.
PLEASE TO INFORM WHERE IT CAN BE FOUND
It makes sense, house music is a type of techno music for the misinformed. 3 things most reavers like: house music,sneakers, and sex
idd lol u guys sux, this tshirt rox, gief.. would be gr8 for Sven Vath next saturday! xD
I want that shirt!!!