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great sweat shirt, says a lot. oh and btw FIRST!
A fitting hoodie for all biatches…
Hey, fail master! I got one of these sweatshirts for you!
Rock and road!
I like this! i would like to write it on my motorcycle jacket… would you mind if I do?
Feel free. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it on a Cheezburger t-shirt.
OMG! I nearly chocked on my coffee because of that….
Was it Patriotic fervor for a chunkily-penised boy, or a literate slut that made you do such a thing?
You called madam?
It only matters if slut literacy is most defiant?
Down with conformist slut literacy!!
Literacy sluts of the world – do your own thangs!
Or do your own thongs.
You can’t fit much Engrish on a thong.
You can thing a thong.
Make it thimple to lath your whole life long.
Don’t worry if it’s not good enough for anyone else’s rear…
… just as long as we don’t see that thong in a Carpenter’s crack!
I hope PG isn’t getting ideas about upgrading his plumber’s outfit, no, please god, no!
That cracked me up!
You guys ROCK!! *stands up, whistles loudly, then pulls out the freon spray horn*
I’ve seen this saying before, but it was on a T-shirt and had a whole different design.
Yeah, I remember seeing something very similar before, and maybe it was a t-shirt. It’s probably not just a coincidence; poorly-translated lyrics maybe?
You heard the shirt, chunkily-penised boys: to arms!
That isn’t where I usually put it!
Unless you’re a fetishist.
Why does it trail off into gibberish? They had it going…
Maybe they are trying to phonically spell the background lyrics in “Jungle Love”? (Morris Day and the Time 80’s flashback.)
*sings* Oh wee oh wee oh!!
The literate slut became disgusted, and wandered off looking for a good book instead.
It’s time somebody said it, women like to be done right and be done good.
Are you going to defend your country? Then start by making a woman happy.
Yah!!
Men of the world: make the women happy. Make them happy enough, they will make you happy. This may entail giving you a happy. Encourage men who like men and women who like women to make each other happy also. If enough happy happens, everyone will be too busy and contented to go wandering off to other people’s countries getting into weapons-based arguments. You will have defended your country, nay, your species. And you’ll be happy. (Okay, some of us employed by Defence departments are going to be looking for new jobs, but we’ll deal with it.)
Don’t leave out the women who want to make women happy and the men who want to make men happy! Happy for all! Otherwise the onus of making war will fall on gays, which wouldn’t be right.
Battles of glitter and lipstick…Dear Lord, we’ll never get the glitter off everything.
Leave it on. Where can you wear glitter, if you can’t wear it on engrish?
I didn’t! I didn’t! I made sure they were included! It won’t work properly if we can’t achieve Global Happy.
Sorry, I got confused in all the happy!
It all makes sense. If you make your partner happy(so as to not use the word woman and leave out the gays) He/she will have a better day and not be as cranky and will be more willing to return the favor. It’s a win-win!
I’ll be glad to DO her good…
… The hell is that supposed to mean?
Chunky? you mean fatty.
Yes, you are.
Chunkily-Penised Boy = Worst… Sidekick… EVER!
Here here, comic book guy!
Oh no, please tell me there isn’t another series of LA Blue Girl… one person can only stand so much ninja sexcraft…
“Make them happy enough, they will make you happy.”
See, that right there is where the plan starts to break down…
Just wait until North Korea is the source for cheap manufacture… we haven’t seen anything yet! We already know about kimchi…
I want one. And I need to get it before my next summons for jury duty.
That should definitely take care of it, if they let you in.
Wha…?