Warter
For heaven’s sake, don’t play with it!
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Compound W’s evil twin!
wart+water=:C
That’s a bawlmer accent. A bawlmoron must have wrote it.
Can we get some warter for Darth Wader?
It’s an eebil plot by the makers of Wart-kil; first, afflict the population with warts, then, make a killing.
The warter bugs that come with it are a new and meaner version of the slower-witted water-bugs.
Though I think they crunch just as much when stepped on.
Water-bugs like roaches, or water-bugs like those skimmers? Easier to crunch the former than the latter!
In any case, yes, I think the warter comes straight from PA, and since my ex’s people were from PA, it probably does cause warts after all.
I was thinking that it might be a cousin to the roach with a new evolved defense mechanism. If you step on it you might get a wart for your effort.
An entomological equivalent of The Verruca Gnome?
Isn’t that how “water” is pronounced in New Jersey?
It’s how my grandma in West Virginia northern coal country pronounces it.
Nah, that’s “wauta.”
This is the stuff that pirate ships float in.
That’s pretty silly! We will probably be seeing that again…
That’s pretty silly! We will probably be seeing that again…
I think the mods hate me…
Yes we do….
Still upset about that neutering business? I’m just trying to find you a good home! Nobody will take a tomcat. Now, you’re ever so much more adoptable.
You neutered SS??!!
Not me, personally. We took him to the vet and had it done by a professional. I think he’s a little upset…
I’ll neuter you…….
You will be sorry…….*pulls out claws*
*grabs his time machine to stop SS from being nuetered* SS, I’m only trying to help.
THANK YOU!!!!!
Your welcome.
You realize, of course, this will make you responsible for homes for all the little unborn SS progeny…? And if you don’t spay/neuter them; their babies as well?
It’s a crime to litter.
It’s more of a “werder” than “warter”
I’m not sure if the stuff they have in New Jersey is still really water (no offense intended to people in New Jersey or anywhere else).
I’m kidding, of course, but not by much. Some of the nastiest, awful tasting water that I’ve ever tried was in New Jersey and in southern Texas.
We have great tasking water here in Denver. Even a relative of my husband visiting from Chicago was impressed when I gave her tap water.
That’s impressive because the water in Chicago is usually pretty good.
It’s impressive that you didn’t catch my typo.
lol,
Is Denver’s water busy and effective?
We’re cutting you slack today.
If I spoke a second language as well as you have english and engrish under control, I’d feel pretty good about myself.
You certainly had me puzzled, especially since “tasking” is a real English word. I was about to google it in case your local government had invented something new!
I hope it’s Boil-ed.
Me too. It’s probably been stored in a cyst-ern.
I hope it’s easy to abcess.
oh geez, enough of the lame wart puns.
SHUTTUP!! *slap*
Yeah. They’re really corny.
It’s our thread. We’ll tell you wen.
No! You WILL stop when we say so! *Grabs the banhammer, then charges towards Droll*
You don’t worry me one WHIT. LOWering the boom on people is not nice.
Whether or not you care is just a question of your intelligence.
That’s a very callus attitude.
I’ve seen a lot of growth in callous attitudes lately.
Yeah, especially in the rank and filed.
It’s a myth that this is pulverized toad.
Rather, it’s better described as a windshield defrogger.
*looks around for jinxed and SS*
What?
I’m waiting for the well deserved clonk to Sibilance.
I can’t do it. Only jinxed and dr handle can clonk!
WELL SLAP HIM THEN!! You’re always slapping me! Share the slap!
Dearest Ginger,
Best amend the pronoun, sweetie. I done been pregnant. Twice. Both boys. Definitely NOT a “him”.
Yeah, Snape! Don’t upset ‘hi
m’!
Whoops! Gender ID fail. Sorry, Sibilance. Will you forgive me?
Heh, of course — I haven’t been around long enough for you to have known. I should use an avatar, but don’t know how to specify one.
You aren’t the only one. My avatar looks like a star-headed englishman in pain. I’d rather have something a little more to my liking (picture of ME, mayhap?). Anyway, I’m a girl too. (very OLD girl).
Sounds like the two of you need to go to gravatar.com and change your avatars.
*SLAP!*
AAAAAAAARGH! Ribbit. *clonk*
Yeowch. My only crime appears to have been that I was last in line, and therefore accessible. I left myself oh pun.
*chokes*
… and therefore liable to be punnished. *clonk*
You could fill a pool with this stuff, and not havew to worry about the kids with verrucas!
Just make sure they kep their heads out…
Stupid fingers. *dunks them in warter to punish them*
Does salt get rid of verrucas?
Yes, if you dip a belt sander in it and then apply vigorously to the verruca in question.
Sounds a lot less painful than having it frozen off.
Yes – also removes those troublesome toes…
Did Helen Keller have something to do with that sign?
*former cast of the miracle worker memory elimination fail*
Yeah… halfway through finger-spelling, the back of her index finger itched, and she used the next finger over to scratch it.
C’mon, people… no finger-spellers in the crowd?
I was in the cast of the miracle worker and the d@mn director made us learn sign language as well as called us by our character names instead of our real names. The production was so successful, it was about four years before anyone started using my name again. Learning ASL wasn’t all bad though. I can communicate with any deaf people I meet at work. (I’m a nurse)
I know ASL pretty well!…………hehe….that rhymes………heh…..
I SO wanna belt you right now.
Um……..what does that mean?
I found a nice belt at WalMart and thought you’d like it. Here. Happy Unbirthday.
*gulp* What did I do wrong?
*facepalm* It’s a gift. Wear it in good health.
But we don’t say “water” like that in Carlisle! Maybe the West Country-ians are trying to sabotage our reputation?