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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.


I can has linky?
at least walmart is honest too lol
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/epic_fail/fail_signs/walmart_rollback_fail/12-1-0-256
Hmm, that’s the definition of honesty that politicians use.
Wow! It’s high speed and they even have palms around the back. That’s what I call service!
You just got Reach-around’d.
woopz name change 4got
Those are banana trees. That one writes itself.
Ooh! Lady fingers?
They have great services and the employees are always willing to give you a hand.
There may be a tip involved…
Are you sure they’re not hairy palms?
They could be. My eyesight is not so good any more.
Let’s see now; I’m not allowed to refer to the film director Alfred Hitchpenis by his surname, but I can wank all I like on here?
Weird, isn’t it, considering there really are p0rn sites with “wank” in the name?
guess they do allow OVguide in that cafe.
It is expensive to wank out when you can just wank at home.
But this is at a vacation destination!! In the tropics! Live a little.
That internet sure gets around.
Hi ho, Hi ho
It’s off to jerk we go
(whistles)
Hi ho, Hi ho
Hi ho, Hi ho
Hi ho, Hi ho
Hi ho, Hum
You can give yourself a hummer? Who are you, Ron Jeremy?
By proxy.
Press the shift key 5 times to turn Sticky Keys off.
It’s turning me off just thinking about that!
If that fails, go get some napkins.
Can I just dunk my keyboard in Dettol?
I think this is in Indonesia… or at least in south east asia.
The sign at the door says BUKA.. that means OPEN in English
The wild frontier, where high speed includes 384k.
Wong Internet Game of Ping Pong!!
Looks like spam is back on the menu.
WAHHHH! DO NOT CLICK THE LINK! It redirects to a MAJOR SPAM SITE! My grandpa got a virus from it once….I remember having to remove that one: IT TOOK 6 FREEKIN HOURS!!!
This is the nice thing about my Mac. I can back out without a problem.
Back out as in just close your internet browser and forget it never happened? I had something similar where suddenly a bunch of p0rn pop-ups came up and I closed them all quickly, and that computer still works today. I think that SS’s grandfather probably just should have installed firefox to begin with, or something.
He has Firefox! HE CLICKED ON THE LINK INTENTIONALLY! HE TOLD ME IT LOOKED LIKE A GOOD SITE!!!!!!!!! I keep telling him not to click on ads, but he keeps doing it!! I HAVE TAKEN 9 VIRUSES OUT OF HIS COMPUTER!
Yes, closing the browser or logging out usually does it. There have been a few times over the years I’ve had to turn the power off to the machine and restart.
I log out whenever I walk away because of the cat. Serious. She fried a logic board on my 1st computer.
I did have a ‘fake Firefox” at one point that was a pain.
On PCs, if you shut the system down quickly and when you boot up, go to your most recent system restore point, it usually gets rid of any nasties that got past your anti-virus software. I once picked up some sort of worm that took over Norton (I use McAfee these days) and was using the anti-virus program to root out files that weren’t viruses. When I saw what it was doing, I shut down manually (it refused to do anything I told it to) and then restored on boot-up, and it was fine. One of the things I like about McAfee is that it gives you a warning when you have clicked on a nasty link and suggests you not do that before the click engages. You can still go there if you really want to (which I almost never do, but sometimes), but it helps prevent the careless click, which I suspect all of us do from time to time.
My grandpa’s computer has Norton, but it does NOTHING to help me remove the viruses. His computer will still get the virus even if we pull the plug IMMEDIATELY!
I can’t say Norton ever impressed me much.
I think OSX has something like that built into the later versions. I get a “This site may damage your computer” warning, so I close the link. Nothing bad has come from it yet.
I’m interested to know what happens with Windoze on those sites that start “checking your computer for viruses” without being asked. They lock my browser on to the site and I need to force-quit.
Firefox warns me of some sites, and asks me if I want to continue. Things get messy if i push it.
Hey, I wonder if this particular post was picked to spam because of the word “wank?”
So this is where the porn addicts go to use the internet.
Wanky woodle went to town a widing on a pony. Stuck a feder in his hat and called it macawoni.