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As long as I have DSL internet, fine.
Oscar The Grouch got DSL?
Yeah, and he spends most of his time on those trashy p0rn sites.
For when your life is down in the dumps.
*Punning spree!*
*clonk* Off to DPh you go.
And if you live there you don’t even need to go outside to take one.
It’s alive! It’s alive!
*grabs the nearest banhammer, and proceeds to WHAM! the trash can multiple times until it dead*
I’m not going. I’m not dead yet.
Shut up and eat this kake I made for you……
Shoot me again, I aint dead yet!
Trespassers will be shot!
Survivors will be shot again…
‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
I promised I’d be at the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
Well, when’s your next round?
Thursday.
I don’t want to go on the cart…
*Klonk*
Here’s 9 pence.
See you Thursday.
Up next on “Horders”…
It would be much better for the environment if trash cans were living and ate all the trash. However, what would happen with their poop?
Dung beetles. Big dung beetles. Great big metallic cybernetic dung beetles. We have to breed/develop them so they can co-evolve with the dumpsters.
Glad to know we have a scientist on board who can come up with some solutions. What will happen to the poop of the dung beetles?
Even bigger dung beetles.
Or we can use the poop of the dung beetles as fertilizer for plants. With the press of a button, not only will you have green men, but a green world.
I’m glad there’s someone practical in the crowd!
Or just me.
Thanks for volunteering. However, we have decided to go a different way. If there is any other situation where we need someone to consume the poop, we will certainly keep you in mind.
*files resume*
I just got fired from a job I didn’t even start! *sigh*
This was your lucky day.
……erm…….yeah………
Welcome to the Dirty Jobs…..
Yet another proof that dumpster-diving will never die!
Tomorrow on the next episode of Martha Stewart’s Trash Can Living, cooking with leftovers.
Oops, Garbage can living
I suppose it depends on what the mortgage payments are like.
Much cheaper than care free condo living.
The Garbage Can Is Living! How it some respect, it’s a living garbage can! Stop tjrowing your trash in it. Instead, gently feed the garbage to it and pat it on the head when it’s done eating it.
I’m not homeless, I’m trash can living!
Hey, dumpster divers have to live somewhere too.
Came for the Oscar reference. Actually no, that’s not true. I came to make one.Beaten in the deuce; curse you fuzzybeard, curse you!
*gives moderators a ‘?’ mark* You seem to have dropped this……
It’s in the can.
Can can dancers!
LMAO!