Food cell boiled scorn
I suppose I’d be scornful too.
Submitted by: Los_Torta via Engrish Funny Submissions
Korean supermarket in Houston Texas.
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Now that sort of thing just steams me!
Now, just simmer down.
No point stewing over it.
That’s hard, as in hard-boiled scorn.
I think it’s best to keep your scorn soft-boiled, since most people worthy of scorn are half-baked anyway.
Fine I’ll go over easy.
The only food that identifies itself as food cell boiled scorn is haggis.
Heck, if the haggis can still identify itself it must be really feeling its oats!
Scorn fresh from the crab.
It’s on special, it had been 2/3.99 now it’s 2/3.00.It could be getting close it’s use-by-date. Might not be so fresh.
Now we’re eating emotions? Times are tough indeed.
Next they are going to have us swallowing our pride!
Never! I shall starve first!
I can’t get down even one lion, let alone a whole pride!
Didn’t know a raw scorn is inedible.
It’s not real food anyway, it’s only mock food.
Do not offer your girlfriend this product, for we all know that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Is that scorn on the cob?
You pay 2/$3.00. That sounds like the hard cell not the food cell.
The food cell is in the dungeon.
Food sell boiled scorn?
Can I get a WTF?
WTF?
Ya, WTF? Boiled corn I could prolly understand, but Food Cell? Is that a store chain? More like a chain gang, ne?
I’m thinking “cell” translates to “sale.” Not to spoil the fun; mind you.
It could mean “packaged”. We need a person who speaks Korean to translate.
Sadly, I don’t. I might, though, if you give me some boiled scorn.
They have members everywhere! You need to watch out for de spise.
Especially the ones from the Derision Division.
2/$3.00 for Boiled Scorn? A much better value than 1 Pound for a five minute argument!
No it isn’t!
IS TOO!!
IS 3!
But this is not an argument!
Oh yes it is!
No it isn’t. It’s just contradiction.
Really, it is? And I just paid that guy over there for a good argument, too.
I oppose such foolishness.
I pity the foolishness.
But ‘it’ isn’t!!!!!! We already went over this!
*ding ding* Time’s up. Thank you, and good day.
That was never five minutes!
You’re right, droll! This lasted hours!
But not nearly as much fun to cook.
They torture their food.
And logic.
Captured at the H-Mart in Houston, a huge Korean supermarket chain. Its a treasure trove of Engrish in that place.
Congrats!
Good one!
I googled “Haioreum”. Some of the food they package looks interesting.
I disdain your boiled scorn. everyone knows it’s much better when it’s lightly sauteed.
But this is not an argument!