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Beware of the squirrel-shaped fish.
Squirrel-shaped fish?
Yes, what, you’ve never heard of it before?
I don’t think that squirrel likes nuts…alone.
It eats those first.
WOW. All I can say is wow. Maybe over there they are called “water squirrels” ?
Not as cute and fuzzy as the common squirrels over here.
They’re called “Squish”.
I like it!
Anything is possible. Have you heard of PETA (*hcch-ptooey*)’s campaign to call fish “Sea Kittens”, on the theory that we human monsters will be less likely to eat them? Ya, srsly. No, I won’t give a link.
I’m sure there’s a good joke in there about kittens and pussy, but I’ll leave it alone . . .
When fish can play with a ball of yarn, keep my feet warm, and stop a budding mouse population from making any headway, I will consent to calling them “Sea Kittens”. It would also help if they would stop tasting so good with chips.
*curls around dr handle’s feet, starts purring*
SS, I must warn you, whilst you are endearing, you are encroaching on the territory of an old lady called Hecate. She is not friendly with other cats. If you are still here when she comes out to investigate, you are in serious trouble. Age and treachery will defeat youth and skill every time.
*prances away*
Is “PETA” a synonym of “idiots” then?
It’s not like most people don’t happily eat sheep, and some cultures consider dog and horse to be delicacies.
There’s PET A, PET B, and so on.
Ah, the rare Squirrel Shaped Fish! I’ve never seen one in real life! I wonder if they’re friendly?
The bitey end has pokey stuff.
Don’t go swimming with it.
It’s not the way they suddenly surge out of the water gaping with a mouth full of pointy teeth that worries me – it’s when they scamper around the park, stuffing acorns into their cheeks and twitching their noses. That’s really creepy.
The arboreal aspect is also unnerving. Seeing grinning squirrel-fish crashing from tree to tree around the picnic area is just scary; especially when there are a lot of them, and the children are smeared with peanut butter.
You wouldn’t believe what the dog has chased up a tree. It’s up there throwing nuts at him.
At least they make cones to discourage them from climbing up to the bird feeders. I understand that these creatures are Florida’s state bird.
It would be a good idea to wear a hat with a wide brim when you are in any of the areas were they may be flying.
Yes, it sounds like a croc of sh!t to me, too.
hehe i love china
The Izod Snack Shop?
The owner of the store is probably Squirell Dundee.
eating peanuts.
I really want to know what an actual Squirrel-Shaped Fish looks like.
It looks like a squirrel.
Looks like Itchtosaur from Half-Life (2)
half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Ichthyosaur
SQUIRREL!!!
*runs in a circle*
Where? Where?
Meh, I’ll just wait for it to get closer………
No need to exert any extra energy…
Oh my, what big mouth you have…
WHY THANK YOU!
All the better to… um… speak Engrish with you, my dear…
FOOD!!!!! *eats deer*
“Did you touch that squirrel’s nuts?”
Apparently, with a heavy dose of radiation!
Ooooooooooooooooooh
Did you touch that squirrel’s nuts, doo dah, doo dah,
Did you touch those squirrels’ butts, oh, de doo dah day,
Grabbing squirrels’ loins,
Groping squirrels’ groins,
It’s called bestiality, and you’ll get locked away.
Willy Wonka Win!!!
ā«I’d like to be under the sea
In an squirrel-shaped-fish’s garden in the shadeā«
ā«Oh what joy for every girl and boy, knowing they’re happy and they’re safeā« (or so they thinkā¦)
The Chinese characters above (ē·äŗŗēé£č) mean “the demeanor of a man”, so I can’t imagine where they got squirrel shaped fish from. You see a lot of this in China, as though someone said, “hey, I know a few English words! I’ll write them on this sign/shirt/menu and it’ll look cool!”
Yeah, we do the same thing with Chinese characters here in the US.
And in Oz – sometimes people think it’ll look cool to have a few Chinese characters tattooed on themselves.
alien loves predator DOT com /2004 /10/27/ any-tattoo /
The mod-bot is taking this pretty hard.
I love Abe and Preston! Actually, I knew some housemates whom I think might have been them.
They seem real to me, too.
Especially with like, tattoos and. You can just picture some dude who can’t actually read Chinese walking into a tattoo parlor and getting the characters for “diarrhea” tattoo’d on his chest or arm or whatnot thinking it’s cool.