Surely it should be one or less
Thousand Ireland Dressing
Must be for all their potatoes
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Korean salad dressing
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I don’t like dressing!
Too bad. Put some pants on.
*sigh* Fine. *puts pants back on*
Q: Why is Ireland so rich??
A: BECAUSE THE CAPITAL IS DUBLIN’ !! HA HA HA HA
…and just ahead of us we have the typical newb who really has no idea what he is saying. It is best to formally or otherwise “mock” him and kick shun him from the local domain.
Don’t do that! You might hurt his/her feelings!
And on our left, the @sshat who presumes a regular but infrequent poster is a newbie because they don’t recognise a posting name!
*rolls around laughing at uproariously funny joke*.
Ahem. Now let us return to our regular programming.
Laughing My Erse Off!
ii dont get it
It’s an English language pun, based on the fact that the capital city of the Republic of Ireland (aka Eire) is called “Dublin”, which sounds like the word “doubling”, meaning multiplying by 2. If the amount of money you had in the bank (capital) was regularly doubled, you’d be surprised how quicly you became very rich.
For a practical demonstration, get out a chessboard, place 1 grain of rice on a corner square, 2 on the next, 4 on the 3rd… and see how fast you empty the packet!
Now I understand why the Irish are all over the world
Now with extra leprechauns and shamrocks.
Leprechauns are a ‘scam’!
No pot o’ gold for you!
But a funny scam all the same. Nothing beats an entire countryside pub laughing their arses off because two American tourists who were asking about where they could find leprechauns have gone blundering off into the woods after midnight, looking for a fairy ring the locals have helpfully provided directions for. True story
Must be extract of a thousand irish poople. Tastes kind of like booze and corned beef and cabbage.
(Im part Irish so I can get away with that.)
Do we really need a thousand Irelands?
1 is bad enough!
(I’m a quarter Irish so I can get away with that)
Isn’t there two Irelands?
Ireland and Northern Ireland? Unless there has been some huge war between Ireland and the UK within the last two weeks that I have somehow managed to miss?
Thousand Ireland Dressing, goes well with your greens.
Is it bad I took off from work the day after St. Patrick’s Day (in advance)?
Only if it is because you are planning to do something bad in the first place.
You mean National Hangover Day?
They say that on St. Patrick’s Day everyone is Irish. Maybe we need 1000 Ireland then.
No. It would be bad if you threw a sickie on National Hangover Day though.
Oh no, not leprechauns again – can’t we have something different for Sunday lunch?
*throws dr handle the right kind of biscuit*
Resulting in 40k shades of green.
The Emerald Isles, as they say in the old country.
Now where’s the 999 Irelands?
)
Is that 1.3% alcohol? That would be appropriate.
1000 Irelands, but only one Scotland! YAY!! *waves Scottish flag*
do Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland count as two Irelands?
Then there’s still 998 left to account for, isn’t there?
Phonetically, the Korean lettering on the tube spells “Island Dressing” (in English rather than Korean). Their alphabet uses the same character (the one that looks like a square ’2′) for both L and R. When translating to English, you have to make a judgment call on whether it’s an L or R because there’s no distinction in Korean. Obviously, this person got it wrong.
yep, koreans often make this mistake, because the english “r” sound doesn’t exist in korean. so in korean, “ireland” sounds like the word “island”….so here they’ve just got mixed up…i’ve seen stuff like this before..