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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.


All they’ve done is miss the “w” off the word “wrist”; where’s the Engrish!?
Even whisky drinkers like to have one off the wrist.
….especially if they drink Johnny Wanker.
Is that what produces carnal tunnel syndrome?
Oh, I’ve been so misinformed, someone told me that is what cures it
This thread is tendon to produce dreadful puns already. Stop it.
That’s what I heard, but I’d like to scotch that rumour.
Anyone want to play some Risky Whist?
I can think of how you might do that!
Oh, sorry, that’s “risque whist” I’m thinking of!
Ah, yes, the basterd cousin of Strip Poker.
Whatever you say. *pokes toilet shark*
OW! Hey! What was that for? Meanie.
Sorry. He said ‘pokeher’
I shudder to think what you would have done if he said “euchre”.
Pokeuchre?
That’s really hard to say. Probably even harder after a couple of shots.
*pulls out rifle, shoots Madness a couple times*
They said Rist! Ahahahaha! That’s so funny! …wait… I don’t get it.
exactly.
They spelled it wrong! It doesn’t make sense! Don’t you get what they said?! (if you get it, you have a problem!
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Rist = List
It seems that the menu writer was drunk when he wrote this.
Wwelll, if ya doent tashete da p-p-prah-ducks, h-h-how dja noe what’sh gooood? *hic*
Yes, it’s quality control…
Whiskey dipped from the barrel with a risty scupper.
Wait a minute, what about pirate yogurt?