It haz a flavr
Thinking of you still makes my heart heat tastes
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A heart eater or what?
First btw
I am a hearty eater, but never a heart eater.
It’s not so bad for an organ meat. Be sure to slice across the grain, and treat it much like very lean beef. Cheap, too.
Maybe thinking of that special person gives Snoopy heartburn?
or they make his heart cook things? I can just imagine a commercial now…
“YOUR GONNA LOVE SNOOPY’S NU7S!” Put some meat on his heart and it will cook it.
FIRST!
And now we shall read from the Book Of Wiki! HALLELUJAH CAN I HAVE AN AMEN!!
Scooped! Nuts!
STUPID TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smacks Sorcerer Of Rhiannon*
I Didn’t Do Nuttin! I Didn’t Do Nuttin!!!!
We never said you did Nuttin… who is this nuttin? Is (s)he or 18? good….
Ahem, *deepens voice* I am 21…………why yes I can drink beer……..no I don’t have an ID….I erm…left it in my other pants……
You mean fur? Cats don’t have pants. Unless you have one of those creepy “my pet needs clothes or else their naked” owners.
Fur pants. They are made out of Meowth’s skin.
Ah, I miss him. I can see his distinctive birthmark on your “pants”
Oh…you mean the bite mark? Yeah….we got into a little fight……
Who won?
There is no winning or losing; there is only “Be!”
Teh kitteh that is still alive!
So to be or not to be means to win or to die?
Meowth can’t die, he’s imortal. He just faints.
*Meowth has fainted!* ShadowSplicer gains 1xp
I miss Meowth, too.
When heart heat follows tastes, perhaps you should try Prilosec.
Less pizza, more yogurt pirate smoothies.
Careful, pirate smoothies use fresh tropical fruit preserved with an equal part of rum, aka grog.
Ah, that would be a daiquiri – today has been such a #^$% day, I’m on the verge of making a jug of it and telling everyone to get stuffed. Maybe the ninja and the pirate can be friends after all.
yogurt and pirates…
yearrrgh.. the fruit be at the bottom.. IN DAVY JONES’ LOCKER!!! ARRRGH!!!
DANGIT! I can’t vote on pictures anymore!!! IT WON’T LET ME!
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!
Obviously.
YES.
Unfortunately. (I invite everybody to now rip on SS).
Why do you want people to fart on me?
I fart in your general direction! (Thick French accent)
…you stoopeed Arthur Keeng and your sillee Eengleesh K-Nigitz!
Yeah, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person!
Mmmmmm….berries!
…..Mmmmmmm….hamster!
And I thought SS was a smart feller, turns out he’s a fart smeller.
I didn’t get whammed this time. EPIC WIN!!
You didn’t FAIL this time, so you didn’t get hit!
*hides the catnip mouse*
Oh, hey, that’s just mean. No hiding a cat’s catnip mouse, unless you’re prepared to supply methadone in its place.
You are right.
*hangs head in shame and puts catnip mouse back out for the kittehs*
Thank you! Finally, somebody is standing up for the furry guy!
So yeah, Woodstock is to the left in that cell. What the hell is to the right? A jar of tender sentiments? Maybe it’s a jar of heart heat
::becomes scared to unscrew the jar’s top ::
If your heart heats tastes, then stop thinking about me.
If I stop thinking about you, my heart colds tastes act up.
Can’t…………stop……thinking…………………about……………………………….strawberries……….
In a jam, are you, SS?
If you can’t stop thinking about strawberries something other than your heart must be heating up.
btw, those strawberries you’re thinking of better not be mine.
Talking about “THAT BOOK!?” again?
No, not this time. I have been eating frozen strawberries lately. They are quite good frozen.
I drop them in the thermos with soymilk for my kid’s lunch. It helps the soymilk stay colder and taste better.
Hmmmmmm. I don’t enjoy soymilk, but I might try that with normal milk!
I pre-chill the thermos in the freezer, and use half chocolate and half plain. It tastes pretty good. If I try to put strawberries in her lunch, they just get squished.
Whenever this happens I can taste cockles.
And muscles? Alive, alive-oh?
Insert S3xual Joke Here _____________.
*inserts first boyfriend*
That’s what she said! X-D
*WHAP* Don’t be immature, SS. err, I mean don’t be such a freshmen.
Hey, it was funny, right? So *bleh!*
No, it wasn’t.
*goes to smack jinxed, then kicks him instead*
Little kitten kicks don’t really hurt that much.
When his claws haven’t been clipped in a while though…….
I wonder what tastes his heart heats. Vanilla? Strawberry?
ZOMG STRAWBERRY!
Heart fondue! NOM NOM NOM!
I lick and take it… wait a minute… WTF did I just say?
umm…you went to the carry-out to get some ice-cream to go?
*bangs head on keyboard*
Still?!