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That’s one way to discourage the tourist trade!
If you read it in a Hollywood style Chinese accent, it kinda makes sense. They’ll take your luggage for you (somewhere), for free.
They’ll take you for a ride, certainly.
well yeah, that was actually VERY CLEAR ….. just that it seems to read more that somewhere may not be where I’m going
Wait till their roadies hear about this, then there will be trouble!
Understandable. This definitely sounds like a breach of contract.
Where is the luggage? This is Urgent.
So you’re a Long, Long Way From Home and Can’t Wait?
I call Bass
Thats where my d@mn suitcase went!!!
Sign down the block: “New imports! Used clothing, luggage good price!”
I expect very musical comments to come out of this picture.
*eats some beans* Wait for it…………..wait for ittttt…………………….
♫ I don’t need reaction to action
Just one blast could kill me.♫
I’m ‘playin the tushie trumpet!
*throws up on ShadowSplicer* GAAAGH! *wipes mouth* vengence is sweet!
*wipes off puke with rag, flushes it down toilet*
Well, I wouldn’t pay them either if they took my luggage.
Maybe they are giving away the luggage of that band Foreigner, from back in the day.
Man, that was as cold as ice!
Naw, JohnB, it’d just make you hot-blooded.
Well, I have Double Vision, so I can be both.
Nah, your just playing Head Games with us.
And we wake up in the morning, it(the day) will be blue.
(Nice to see some people have good taste in music)
No, that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone.
(Should I confess that I went to Wikipedia for ammunition? Nah…)
That would be low-down and dirty. (And no, I didn’t go to Wikipedia. My Foreigner CDs don’t sit idle.)
It appears to be normal for JohnB to go from one to another extreme.
*begin the thread of replies using Foreigner references*
It seems John’s quite the jukebox hero…
(I inherited my Aunt and Uncle’s LP’s along with their turntable. Foreigner is one of my favourites!)
Just wait and see, how Urgent we are going to need the clonking wands when this is done!
And he can be so temperamental!
What can I say? I’m just a dirty white boy.
do “no charge” referring to explosives charge? If so, making the local persons taking home of the bombs is vary clever ways to improved the airport securities.
Squib Loads – No Charge…
Blank ammo, perhaps. Why the hell did that always make such a mess of a weapon? It’s one of science’s sick jokes – when you’re not trusted to run around the undergrowth with anything except blanks, it takes three times as long to clean the weapon at the end of the day. More proof that if god exists, she hates us all.
Reverse-chauvanist!
God isn’t a woman!
I hate to say it, but you are right. The Bible always says “He” & “Him”.
Well, if we are to take the Bible literally, then which chapter of Genesis have you torn out? After all, in the first chapter, animals are created first and then humans, and in the second chapter, the opposite sequence is described.
You are privy to the gender of a universal?
Look up irony again re: Ch3dd4r and dr handle.
Hmmmm……I am not totally sure what to think. We usually refer to Him as………well….Him! And we call him Father.
What is customary can be a huge barrier if one is searching for eternal truth.
Shadow,
Think about it, we still don’t have a woman president, women have been fighting for their rights for years to gain equality with men. Do you think men would allow to have God as a woman?
I am not saying God IS a woman. In fact, in my mind I thing God has no gender. So I won’t argue for either God as a man or God as a woman.
I am not saying that God should be a He, but that is how it is depicted in the Bible. It would be the same for me if God was a She. I know it doesn’t really matter, and I don’t want to get into a detailed discussion about it. I think that Ch3dd4r FAILs for saying that in the first place.
Has it occurred to you the religion could be used as a control mechanism? That people of good will and good intentions could be manipulated into maintaining a patriarchal system of control?
Yes, it has occurred to me. I don’t care.
What is most important, IMO, is not whether you fight the various systems of control or go along with them, but that you recognize them and allow your thinking to be free from the confines they set up. If your thinking is free, then your conforming or not conforming is a choice and not automatic.
Do you know what critical thinking is?
Understanding and using critical thinking is a sign of intellectual maturity.
It is also invaluable to keep yourself from getting ripped-off.
I’d just like to note that in some branches of Christianity, a course correction from the partiarchal system is well in progress. I attend an Episcopal church, and our minister is a woman, as is the Presiding Bishop who heads the American Episcopal Church.
Did you read that statement of Jimmy Carter’s? He said he was separating himself from the Southern Baptist Church, where he has been his whole life, because of this particular issue.
Here’s the statement: the age.com.au/opinion /losing-my-religion-for-equality-20090714- dk0v. h t m l
btw, Ms. Palin mentioned this weekend she goes across the border to use the Canadian health care system…
The obvious answer: blanks use black powder instead of smokeless.
That, of course, leads to the question of why they don’t use smokeless in blanks.
I had wondered about that also.
I think black powder burns slower, so you get a lower muzzle velocity, so the wad in the cartridge plug doesn’t go as far (BTW my Dad was on the exercise range when a sargeant walked in front of a firer at point-blank range and was shot and seriously injured).
*ding* That is sergeant to you!
No, no, no, that is far too reasonable an explanation – it’s for the express purpose of cheesing off the poor daft berks who have to clean the crap up at the end of the day.
Take the Dry Cleaning of Night Ranger ~ No Charge
Take luggage free of charge. How much to get it back?
Take luggage of foreigner?
Why not mug them instead?
What else did you think they’re doing.
Things…..
….and stuff……
Hey He took my luggage!
-Quit complaining, it’s free wasn’t it ?
You mean, I can just queue up here for the Luggage Gangsters? I don’t have to ride around randomly on buses anymore? Awesome!
C’mon and take a free ride!
Luggage Gangsters, LOL, very funny post.
She’s making a reference to another picture on this site, an older one. This picture is even before my time here on Engrish, but someone linked the pic so that we may see what they were talking about.
after I take their luggage off them, can i tell them to welcom go home?
just curious… i have posted several things over the past few weeks… and they all get deleted. no reply to my email account or anything. i have no cursing or other violations of terms of use. what is up?
The moderator-bot works in mysterious ways. Like god. Only even more incomprehensible.
I had a comment disappear yesterday. All I said was “Good one!’”. When I tried to post it again, I got “It looks like you already said this”.
Sometimes sh!t just happens.
It has also been my experience that if you try to repost comments that have disappeared, exactly as they were, you will be told you said that already. So apparently the bot remembers everything you have posted, even if the moderators took it out.
The moderators would not have had time to do anything even if they had a reason. I put it down to a software glitch.
Yes, I think that is a response by a mod-bot. Getting shot at for no reason over a several hour period happened to me a while back. Whatever I posted was not accepted. We are also read by real people, perhaps for entertainment.
So they read our comments to amuse themselves? How dare they? And all this time we thought we were chatting privately and secured from outside readers.
*sarcasm, for those who thought I was serious*
It has also been my experience that if you try to repost comments that have disappeared, exactly as they were, you will be told you said that already. So apparently the bot remembers everything you have posted, even if the moderators took it out.
Now THIS is strange!
But if the same thing is re-posted with a different email address, it allows it. Remember that there has been troll in this site that copy and paste and they get away with it.
Yeah, but always before it has been someone who had an e-mail address that was a link, so they were spammers trying to look like they had said something in hopes they’d get clicks on the link. But this is just bizarre.
Wait, so you’re saying you didn’t write that under a different address?
No, I most certainly didn’t. If I was going to pick something I’d said and repeat it verbatim, that wouldn’t be near the top of the list.
JohnB, I think you need a check-up… you don’t look well!
Apparently, somebody pushed the button for green man!
apparently the Boxer Rebellion isn’t entirely over yet….
Is that the title of Pacquiao’s next fight?
woohoo! I get to steal from foreigners at no cost!