Tang Piercing
Belly Piercing
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Eye Brown Piercing
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I don’t have a mouse and you’re not getting near my tang.
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first!!:D
pleez pierce my brown eye
OK.
**gets out a needle**
**sews lolbrd’s eye to his eyebrow**
That’s for saying: “First”
^_^
Did you hear about the boy who was born with his eyelid connected to the end of his pen!s? He’s a bit c0ckeyed, but he has incredible foresight.
*facepalm*
/agree —*facepalm*
Must…not….clonk
DON’T DO IT!!!!
WHAM!!! Sorry,sorry, I couldn’t help myself *sobs*
It’s ok….you didn’t clonk DnT! You always forget the **s!
Hey, some of us love to have their brown eye pierced! Repeatedly
OMG!! Be sure to use KY.
Kentucky??
“mouse piercing” must be a euphemism for nipple piercing.
And “eye brown”?..
I don’t swing that way. Nobody is going to pierce my brown eye!!
I don’t have brown eyes, so that won’t work.
Your a cat, so its that thing you’ve been licking all day.
Um………….what are you talking about?!
‘Brown Eye’ is a euphemism for ‘butthole’
-Ash
Oh, thanks. Now I see that what Kame09 said was actually a kick in the ‘ash’
It is payback for digging up my yard.
Ok, fine. *digs his lawn 150 feet down into the ground*
As opposed to digging up into the sky?
…yes.
*Watches ShadowSplicer get down to the buried electical wires and confuses them with licorice.*
Does something smell like burning fur??
And does anybody feel the excitement in the air?
It *zap* tastes like *zap* burning! *zap*
….Maybe MOUTH piercing.
Captain Obvious sends his regards.
BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUSE AND NO ONE GET HURT!…LOL
*sigh* I just wanted a black eye piercing. Hmm, I guess I’ll just get my tang pierced then, I’m sure that will make me very popular with the ladies.
Black eye piecing, no problem. hold still…..Whump! …that’ll be black in a few hours…. hang on, stay there…(where was that knitting needle?..) … Jab!.. all done. – Wear with pride.
Lolz!
All that red splatter on the sign should give anyone second thoughts about getting piercings at that place.
Heehee maybe it’s being done by a large cat
I didn’t do it!
Who owns this PET?
I SO saw that coming. And going.
Sorry, I rescued him from the vet. They were gonna euthanise him with a stick.
I ran up an yelled “Hey, doctors, .. leave that cat alone.” and the childrens chorus began to sing, “He don’t need no euthanition, he just lacks .. self control”
Hahahahahahaha
Oh dear, now I can’t stop giggling for long enough to do the clonking… but I’ll stop soon, so perhaps you can take this chance to Run Like Hell.
Take a tip from Astronomy Domine and head for the outer planets!
Heheh!
Hmm, now they they have my dander up. What do mean, disabled?
Great choice, Kame!
No wonder I was hearing a helicopter when I read his post. Now, I get why.
Heehee!
The blood spatter doesn’t encourage me to take my brown eyed mouse for his belly piercing.
The pierced eyebrows are brown, but the mohawk is cerulean.
Don’t it make my brown eye pierced.
Tang in cheek!
The Tang Piercing explains the orange liquid all over the floor.
Astronauts to the moon? Ha. Ha. Ha.
How do you pierce a breakfest drink anyways?
You have to break the fest quickly.
Yeah, you can’t let it fester.
Harter, fester,Deepak Chopra?
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue!
That’s the cold wind. It’s blowing a Gayle.
I know; it’s blowing my Parton all ways!
(Raises an eye brown)
That’s a harsh look!
A harsh brown, even.
That is what I was referring to.
Shadow you know you got your brown eye peirced
But i love that breakfast drink!
Yumm.. harshbrowns.
Smothered?
Guh, not the winking brown eye! That should never be released from your pants and pierced.
Blah….
When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.
Doo dah, doo dah……
I have been told that I have piercing eyes, and they’re blue.
Just like mine!……kinda……
Kinda blueish grey.
They probably look more like Earl’s eye’s.
……….*obscure reference?*
Are you having tea?
I have no idea what you are talking about. D@MMIT!! I KEEP NOT GETTING REFERENCES!!!!!
Calm down and sip a little Earl Grey.
Ok. *drinks some tea*
Crap. I just got it. CRAP!!!
Well, then I’d suggest skipping the Earl Grey and going directly for the Imodium.
He will also be needing plenty of “google” with that.
…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL
*sigh*
Then you must have some really sharp eyesight.
Just call me Hawkeye.
Okay, Mr. Birdbutt!
In Sweden they don’t use feline euphemisms for vadge, they use mousey ones. And perhaps here ‘tang’ means ‘tongue’ and not a suffix for poon.
If you get beyond all the strong funny, they’re not advertising any piercing below the waist. It’s obviously tongue and mouth (they probably mean lip).
It’s not surprising they got “tongue” wrong. Who could know that unless they had seen it before? It’s one of those English words where the spelling makes no sense.
Ok, they’ve got the wrong word for “tongue” (of an animal), but “tang” is used to mean the tongue of a hand-tool such as a file, that is sold without a handle attached.
I wouldn’t take one of those in there, though. They wouldn’t be able to handle it.
Is Tang piercing the reason astronauts walk so slowly?
It’s your taaaaang
Do wha’ chu wanna do.
Y’all can pierce any ole tang yah want. That be yu own bidness.
Anyone noticed the creepy mannequin in the reflection?
Mannequin? it looks like she’s taking the pic with her phone.
She looks like a creepy mannequin taking a picture of the sign.
She’s just focusing on focusing.
Nah, she’s just…
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What was I say-
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PIE!
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Yumm pie.
…..rcing.
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Was that a miss-spell?
*sigh* Join my comment to the end of Kame’s comment.
Got it now. I am sorry I am not getting your references, and ruining them by asking.
Then don’t ask, just laugh and pretend that everything made sense.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is so funny! Hahaha ha…ha?
It’s ok to ask if you don’t get something.
I just haven’t been able to post or respond much because of work.
And some personal stuff that took my funny away (a new variety of heartache).
pie….. GIMME! NAO!
*throws pie at Zigg’s face*
what kind of pie??
Napple. They’re what you use in pies. You know, PIE-NAPPLES.
Apple?
…and when I get excited
my little China girl says,
“Oh, Baby…just you shut your mouse!” XD
y’all aint pierceing my eye brown!