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Please do not abandon in sundry goods Yu Zuoce
If has the need clean washroom to be possible character service desk or informs the service person according to “0″
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Sounds like a job for bluejade!
Not a job for bluejade.
Remember, she only cleans personnel.
Service desk is possible character, would she be prepared to negotiate cleaning that for a shift loading?
I’ll get back with you…
You didn’t answer, so I am assuming yes.
Ok, I’ll do it. But if this really is “O,” I’m gonna want access to post-procedure counseling. Possibly for life.
OMG! Not according to “O!” This is a G-rated website!
Well, obviously the “service person” must aim to please!
Yeah, or they might have to replace the carpet….again!
She establish her dominance through submission until the end of training. She used what she learned to take over management and to make this the best and most efficient staff ever. There hasn’t even been an incident report in years.
Nothing like a little extreme s&m to coax employees into peak performance!
employee bonding and discipline. (odd… bonding was substituted with bondage by their spell checker.)
Well, bondage is also about discipline.
*attempts to pull la conejita’s mind out of the gutter*
*pulls la conejita’s mind out of the gutter, tosses jinxed into it*
There are a number of people in my workplace I’d like to slap, but if I have to wear fishnets and stilettoes to do it, they are going to have to pay me more. A LOT more.
If you’re wearing stilettoes, you can reach higher.
Dr handle didn’t say where she wants to slap them.
It would be a reverse paddle-ball!
Would you be interested in a leather bustier and skirt. I have several riding crops for you to try, or you can use your own.
I Don’t Do Skirt. Not sure I have enough, um, assets to put into a bustier – I was once harrassed into trying one on during a girls’ day out, and once we found one that would go across my back, there was enough room down the front to shove not just those fake boobs chicken fillets, but an entire chicken. On each side. Which I suppose might appeal to a vey select niche audience, but I can’t say that the idea appeals that much.
Well, at least you don’t skirt the issue, and admit such apparel is better on women who are bustier than you.
Maybe I will just try one of the riding crops, PG, gimme that one… *slap-clonk*
Slapping may get their attention, but a harness and spurs makes a statement.
Indeed. What else do you have in that closet?
Possibly anything but me.
Good, I’m sure you’re wife wouldn’t like to see you come out of the closet.
Ah, but if he stays in the closet, there will always be these unresolved deep issues.
And we wouldn’t want that, would we? oh, no…
Doorway to Narnia?
Wierd, I actually understood that.
Doh, I meant weird.
Aha! Then you have abandoned in sundry goods before!
No, ofcourse I won’t abandon in sundry goods Yu Zuoce if I have the clean washroom need to be possible character service desk or informing the service person according to 0!
ALTHOUGH I do think they need a better character TRANSLATION desk.
Does this “O” have a story of her own?
I think she has a known history, yes.
You should look it up, if you’re a glutton for punishment.
*cringe*
I’ve seen the film (subtitled).
Reading the novel was my threshold for that particular tangent.
For the longest time, I thought it must have been written by a man; that it was homoerotica (sp?) that would have had an even more difficult time being published.
Secksual masochism is one of the relatively few fetishes that are known among females, although it is still more common among females than males. Fetishes are much more common and much more diverse among males than females.
Obviously, I had a brain fart there. Secksual masochism is more frequent among males than females, by a factor of almost 20:1.
What is this “masochism” you speak of?
Masochism is a general term for seeking out and enjoying pain and humiliation. Secksual masochists crave this as a part of their secksual activity, either in actual fact or in fantasy. As I said before, it is my opinon that fetishes (“deviant” sexuality) is wired into the brain, not learned, but some authorities believe it is learned. I have found that in secksual masochists I have interviewed, they almost always report having had such thoughts from the very beginning of their sexual fantasies, which makes the learning hypothesis problematic.
Yeesh…
For the second half of your homework, two pages defining sadism, with historical references, and it’s relationship to practitioners of masochism. Clarify the role of sexual deviance in establishing boundaries in a free society, and possible points of conflict in a fascist state.
Better inform the service person. ShadowSplicer is about to barf.
Never underestimate the power of liberal thought.
I am NOT going to *barf*
How’s the homework coming?
A few larger text sizes latter, and I’ll be done!
I’m going to be cautious about this…..
…
*ding*
So far, so good!
Really? From my limited sampling, that would require about 1_000% (one thousand per cent) of the male population to be masochists. Since this is clearly not the case, I’m inclined to wonder about the honesty of the survey responses (I’m inclined to suspect that women answer on a “nice women don’t do this basis” and men on a “macho bragging” basis, leading to mis-statement of proportions on both sides, and that “how you ask” and “what you want to do” may be factors which skew data based on actual experience).
Working the math backwards, apparently 50% of the women you’ve known have been masochists. That is rather striking (pun intended)! The whole area of establishing frequencies of secksual behaviors is fraught with methodological peril, and no one naively believes that one can simply count on general survey data. Even the attempts to gauge secksual arousal through direct physiological means have proven to be somewhat unreliable, due to the capacity for people to manipulate their own physiology. Suffice it to say that here I am talking about a fetish as meaning a lifelong pattern necessary for arousal to occur, not as something one has engaged in a time or two with a wild partner fueled by ethanol.
Revision, based on that; I meant “have sufficient tendency to respond positively to an appropriately times and made approach”. I’d reckon about 25% have been prepared to initiate that sort of activity sometimes when more or less sober, knowing I would be prepared to play at least sometimes too.
But given how you’re defining fetishism, I don’t definitely know anyone (now or ever) who has any sort of fetish.
A masochist should marry someone who has been convicted for home violence. I can image that many arguments would have a happy ending.
It might not. I’d envision something more like this:
“Hurt me, hurt me,” cries the masochist.
“NO!!” replies the true sadist.
That’s gotta hurt.
That you know of. Fetishists don’t generally advertise the fact, except when searching for a partner.
I hate to be a spoilsport, but that looks like a “0″ to me.
0rly?
Yu rly.
I think they mean “L”
Who are yu callin’ a zuoce?
If Yu Zuoce fits, wear it.
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
or else it informs the service person
And you, my friend, are full of win!
Or full of…CRAP! I forgot what I was gonna say!!!
FAIL! *WHAM!*
HEY! Quitting hitting on me! I’m old enough to be your mom!
I was just reminding you what you were going to say!
At first, I thought you said “Quit hitting on me!”
.
.
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(and BTW, you said “Quitting hitting”)
It was supposed to be” quit hitting” but I’m an old lady. I remember when Rick Astley was a star!!
How old is that? (approx.)
I’m 40. How old are you?
14………hey! You aren’t that old.
How old’s your mom?
Thirty…….six?
Hey, Security! Possible character at the service desk. Please respond.
Uh oh, they spotted me.
I understand the second part, but the first part just baffles me.
Is this according to Oprah?
Do not abandon in sundry goods; do it in the tinned food aisle, where we can hose the place down without damaging the merchandise.
Must awful be bathroom if only way to cleaning it is for to divide by zero.
(Finds a sun-dried tomato)
Oh no, the person it has abondoned the sun dry goods!
Did you find it stuck to your left behind?
Might be a good idea to check it right away.
*clonk!*
Before this gets any worse.
Well the first one isn’t Engrish, just a failure to translate anything. yu zuo ce means in the toilet seat. Second one is pretty shit translation, it means “press 0 to call the cleaner”
Never gonna give Yu up…
Yeah, I get it. I click on this and then find I’ve been Rick rolled. Oh, wait……
I didn’t try to Rick Roll anybody. I just posted the video because it was relevant!
I’m kidding! Wasn’t it obvious?
heh, Yu should have seen it coming!
I’m kidding! Wasn’t it obvious?
Nope. Can’t see any double meaning in your comment at all.
I know that! I was just trying to justify my temporary stupidity.
Wait, it’s temporary? Coulda fooled me!! *ducks SS*
*sigh*
80′s win.
i was going to say that!
Just a guess:
The online “translator” that person-in-charge used probably thought that the whole “雜物於座廁” phrase is a noun, but it didn’t know how to translate the “於座廁” part, and so it just “simply” turned that into Pinyin, thus the “noun” was translated as “sundry goods Yu Zuoce”.
Oh yes – the pronunciation of the character “於” (Yu) is not the same as the “You” in English.
How would it be pronounced?
That was a serious question.
Well here’s a serious answer: :OKJFPOSDNFODOIFUOSDIUFDFDFN!!!!
Wait, you’re a LEMUR?
?!?!?!
Like a potato?
I don’t like potatoes, with all those eyes watching me…
Yeah, and what probably incited it to such pinyin madness was the fact that 於 (Yu) is a pretty common surname, apart from being an even more common preposition. Pity the translation software wasn’t human enough to twig that, though Yu may work as a surname, “Toilet” is a fairly unlikely given name! Ha, ha, ha, translators have nothing to fear from you, silly language software.
Apart from Google’s of course :S
Entering those characters into Babelfish gives– you guessed it– “Sundry goods Yu Zuoce”.
Google Translate gives the far more sensical “Debris in the toilet”.
I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! I AM A FREE MAN!!!
Tell it to the giant soap bubble….
There’s just no talking to Rover!
Ha, that thing did have a name, didn’t it? I’d forgotten.
We’ve probably lost at least 95% of the folks here!
*unfolds map*
Where the f*ck are we?
I am SO not going to ask for directions!
I’ll give ‘em anyway. Look up “The Prisoner,” a British TV show from the ’60s that had a very short run.
Got arrested right away did he?
All bow to the mighty ” 0 “!
Or arch your back…
Hehhehehehehehehheehehheehhhhhhheeeeeeee……….
HE GOT IT!! WIN!!
Yay!
If you’re 14, maybe I should’nt be talking to you like this. I may be corrupting a minor. But then again, you seem really corrupted already.
the red one on top actually says:
Please do not leave rubbish in the toilet
the white one at the bottom says:
If there is a need to clean the washroom, please press “0″ for service desk or notify one of our service personnel