Bun Wiches
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A potato is with it
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Volume? The sesame vans must be the ones with the multiple subwoofers.
Bunwoofers, Tomateo system, Turkeakers.. awesme…
(Subwoofers, stereo system, speakers) >:D
My “o” seems to have run away.
I think I may have spotted it in the next post.
O noes!
You want FM tuna with that?
Oh why not, we can tweet-er about.
As long as we are of sound mind.
I can be in tune with that.
Duly noted.
Here I have the DPH wand – it is the great equaliser. *clonk*
I really didn’t like the tone of that.
It’s not entirely bass-less.
Well, as long as we can keep it down to 50 hurts or less…
Or we could just kill all hurts.
And ride of on our megacycles.
Preferably before someone has a chance to gigahertz and get us pinned down.
I have a gigawhat of confusion.
Oooh, the impedance.
Your input is appreciated. Would you care to amplify that comment?
No, I’d say this circuit is closed.
I think this is going to be my new warcry: Bakery On!
I was thinking of using “A Potato is within IT!”
Obviously, the Sesame Van is the one that goes to Sesame Street. (They used to have a bus, but with the economy now…)
It has been my observation that some potatoes are more “with it” than others.
They are the cream of the crop. Sour cream, chives, bacon bits…..
*eats the crap*
*sigh* I didn’t mean that. I meant ‘crop’! I have not been typing too well lately, my fingers keep hitting the wrong keys. Crap.
Well, too late, you already ate it.
Meh. *eats more cr@p*
Bun witches are the ones that can fly their brooms hands free.
Then they must wear lead hats to provide proper fore/aft weight distribution.
Confucius say: witch who fly broom upside down suffer from crack-up.
Or maybe.. Witches with big.. uhh.. buns… and rides broomsticks…
I’m sure it’s this monitor, but the bun on the left side looks like it has a bird head and beak coming out of the top of it?
My monitor is likewise afflicted, but I think it’s a skewered slice of pickle or mushroom. I hope. In the land of sashimi, anything can happen.
I’m cracking up over “banzu pan” (buns bread) becoming “vans”.
I’ve been trying to figure out what that dark thing sticking out like a tongue out of the bottom of the bun is.
Tailfeathers.
Yikes. It looks like a baby parrot.
These bun wiches are really cheep.
That’s not a bun wich – it’s an ugly coffee dome… and it’s HATCHING.
Oh, so that’s where java sparrows come from!
NOBODY MOVE!………………………..I dropped my brain…..
Look for it to your left.
*walks to the left, then feels squishy stuff between toes*
Brains feel a lot like oatmeal, quite squishy and moist.
How would you know? You don’t have any!
It is very rare that anyone gets to feel their OWN brain, and if they do, its NOT a good idea. Brain cells essentially die on contact with any solid object.
Erm……I might have a problem then… *kidding*
That’s why concussions are to be avoided if at all possible. In a concussion, the brain impacts against the inside of the skull, and the area that hits is killed. Get a lot of concussions, like football players often do, and you find a greatly increased risk of dementia and loss of cognitive function.
YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT CAR RIGHT NOW, BILLY!!!!
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What was I saying?
…..sumethin ’bout potatoes?
That would explain a lot about footballers.
Did someone say brains…mmm…it is getting close to dinner time…
*adds a pinch of charcoal dust and some tomato flakes to oatmeal*
OK, that might hold those zombies.
At least the vegetarian ones.
According to “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”, the walking dead can be temporarily distracted with cabbages, which the mistake for brains.
I’ve known plenty of people who, if an autopsy is ever conducted, will be found to have a head of cabbage instead of a brain.
it is a well known fact that baby Big Birds hatch in sesame vans
It look to be claw of crab wich is on a bun to the lefts.
That’s one thing you never have to say “Get with it” to: The potato.
Nice to see the noble potato finally get the recognition it deserves, at least on a restaurant ad.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go on nom nom.
Burn those wiches at the steak! It’s the salami which trials all over again.
The salami which trails is definitely not kosher.
Isn’t “kosher salami” intrinsically oxymoronic?
No, in fact, as a former deli professional, I am aware that Hebrew National makes a delicious kosher salami. I can’t get it down here, so my New York friend usually brings me one when he comes to visit. The kosher rules do forbid the use of pork, the use of beef cuts from the latter half of the cow, and any contact between meat and dairy products (e.g., you cannot slice cheese on the same machine you slice kosher meat on).
I do sometimes make jokes about “kosher ham,” which of course would be an oxymoron.
I am not an…….an…………….epoxy-mormon!
You gonna stick with that?
Like glue!
Good. Some of those epoxy-mormons are polymerists.
I’d thought (incorrectly as it turns out) that salami were all pork sausage.
As a serious aside, I know a Muslim who knows a prayer that you can say over non-Halal food to bless it retrospectively. I’m not quite sure how that works with pork though!
What a useful idea!
Help!! jinxed! DPH fairy! Anyone!!
Aha! None of them around! Now I can pun with abandon! Oh, noes, that’s the next item…
Stephen Foster’s got nothing on you!
Best doo dah yet!
Now go do that doo dah that you do sooo welllll.
All the doo dah day.
The Curse Of The Irresistable Doo-Dah. When is Steven King going to write the short story?
Doo-Dah-Someday!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*CLONK*
Done.
Salami, salami…baloney!
The potato is strong with this bun.
May the potato be with you. Always.
They make reference to a potato; and I see no potato. Is it a potato of the mind?
It’s not on the menu picture.
Those potatoes are with it!
Those are some hip po-ta-toes!
A potatoe comes with it!
Thank you Dan, your input is appreciated.
It doesn’t say anything about the potato coming! Perhaps with all the stroking during the peeling process…
*peels potato*
One skin
Two skin
Three skin
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Four skin?
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Oh. Ha ha.
…And also with you.
Catholic fail.