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Motorbite For Rent
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I can haz Motorbites 74/12?
Motorbite me!
*bites gia pet in the butt*
*pleh* Tastes like grass! >:P
Okay, just Lemmy go and get my motorhead.
[sets volume to 12]
Another town, another place
Another girl, another face
Another truck, another race
I’m eating junk, feeling bad
Another night, I’m going mad
My woman’s leaving, I feel sad
But I just love the life I lead
Another beer is what I need
Another gig, my ears bleed
We are the road crew
Another town I’ve left behind
Another drink, completely blind
Another hotel I can’t find
Another backstage pass for you
Another tube of super glue
Another border to get through
I’m driving like a maniac
Driving way to hell and back
Another room, a case to pack
We are the road crew
Another hotel we can burn
Another screw, another turn
Another Europe map to learn
Another truck stop on the way
Another game that I can play
Another word I learn to say
Another blasted customs post
Another bloody foreign coast
Another set of scars to boast
We are the road crew
This is what happens when you try to change a fan belt with the motor running, right?
74/12,
74 hours a day, 12 days a week.
Sounds like my work week.
Sounds like my work week too……….wait, NO IT DOESN’T!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your day will come.
I know. I am just going to laugh at it while I can! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just remember, on that day when you suddenly find yourself holding up three generations of your family, you will hear the haunting echoes of your laughter from my ghost.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!
Gad, that is a hell of a burden… lot of guys skip out on that one!!!!
If I get into the particulars, it’s even more massive… Father with Alzheimer’s; wife with severe, treatment-resistant depression, not to mention COPD, diabetes, degenerative disc disease; daughter with rapid-cycling bipolar disorder… Lots of back pain of my own… Massive medical debts and no insurance… I could not possibly sustain it on my own, so I am deeply grateful that I have a relationship with a Power that enables me to carry on, one day at a time. It stops being a matter of faith when you tap into a source of power that holds you up when you couldn’t possibly stand on your own.
Plus trying to reform young SS…
John, if we could bottle that Power, we would be rich!
And that is precisely why I have been moving in the direction of figuring out how to foster spiritual growth in others, not to get rich (although I wouldn’t turn that down!) but because the most powerful agent of personal growth I have ever found, for myself and for others, is in the spiritual realm, although I find it quite independent of any dogma or specific ritual.
From reading your posts I get the feeling you could really have something there. If only you had time to put it together in a book.
What are you trying to say, that he doesn’t have much time left?
*tick tock, tick tock….*
Yes, in fact, once I finish my doctorate, I fully intend to write a book, and I hope that I can get it published (and I have some contacts), and that this opens the door to my going on the lecture circuit and to develop a practice in spiritual guidance, both online and in person. I think people get so caught up in dogma and miss the implications of both 21st-century science and the practical applications of spiritual technologies to expand their awareness and develop a contact with transcendent reality, whether they think of that transcendent reality as “God” or “spirit” or some enduring principle, because being transcendent, it is really ineffable. And I believe anyone can have a profound spiritual experience, and that this can change their lives for the better, whether they believe in God or not.
No one knows how much time they have, at any age, at any time.
With all the responsibilities and work, I think JohnB is amazing.
I am glad he comes here.
and I thought my health was bad…geez. *offers hugs*
Holy **** dude…. I feel sorry for you, and im only 13.
I really wasn’t making a play for sympathy, just being my usual transparent self. But it did occur to me later that I should also have thanked you all for the powerful medicines of laughter and caring that you give me here. So thank you!!
*Gives virtual hug*
We are all here for you. Unfortunately, we are not THERE for you. As in close to you and being able to help take some load of you.
*gets real warm fuzzy* The plus side is that I know I’m needed, and both at home and at work my life is full of things to do that are worthwhile and necessary. I spent plenty of time in the earlier stages of my life being irresponsible, self-centered, and pleasure-seeking, so it’s not like I’ve missed out on having fun. (And of course I still manage to have fun! With a good sense of humor and the right attitude you can have fun any time, anywhere.) But I’ve never been more sure that I am where I am supposed to be and doing what I’m supposed to do.
Your welcome.
Use punctuation! ARG!!!!!
That is what they call the rental rate after travel agency commissions and local tourist taxes.
they rent powered dentures for people too lazy to chew their chow?
or is it a new concept in fast food?
As a consultant who used to more or less live out of his car for days at a time, the motorbite is certainly not a new concept for me. For those to whom it might be new, here’s a tip from an old hand: easy on the condiments!
As someone that had a motorbite adventure, remember to watch the local water. I stopped a small town that had a natural very high Epsom salt concentration. It was in the coffee, tea, and fountain soft drinks. It made itself known within the hour.
Another tip: Never travel without plenty of Imodium.
Yeah! You don’t want to be an Imidiot!
alternatively, you can use the taxi/toilet service for only 800 Bhat
ahh why r they using DOMO as the rating thing?
mmh I ♥ him
Who is DOMO?
Can somebody tell me? I domo what people are talking about!
*clonk*
Domo is some Japanese character ?thing? that is apparently popular. He is used as the rating symbol on here.
Ah. Thanx!
Sunrise, wrong side of another day,
Sky high and six thousand miles away,
Don’t know how long I’ve been awake,
Wound up in an amazing state,
Can’t get enough,
And you know it’s righteous stuff,
Goes up like prices at Christmas,
Motorbite, you can call me Motorbite, alright…
Wow. If that’s a quote it’s amazing. If that’s original, it’s even more amazing.
If only, Brother John, if only… Written by one Mr Ian Kilmister, it’s the opening verse of a song called “Motorhead”, and performed by same. An interesting man, Mr K. – if you’re so loopy you get thrown out of Hawkwind, you’re probably destined to do something interesting.
Only I’ve changed the word “motorhead” to “motorbite”. Obviously. Cmon, we gotta have a couple more closet headbangers in here…
Not my favourite band, although Lemmy and Philthy are true rock gods,
Were did you get that?
Applause!
Wow!!
Motorbite. This could be a great description of what happened to me while driving home from work last week. I was trying to accelerate to pass another car when the engine let me know the fuel injectors were had become dirty/clogged.
I think it’s also what happens when I realize I am car-dependent and utterly helpless without it. It’s a bad moment.
This must be somewhere near the town of Paris, Australia.
We had a town called Paris – but the cars eated it.
om nom nom nom nom
I got to this page through Facebook (a friend of mine posted it). After reading the article, I then clicked “Like” and also reshared it. More power.
Bite us. There is no article. Somebody get the barbed wire; the rusty stuff!!
*SLAP!*