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fried squid
frieds shrimps
octapus
fried god
small fish
small fish
I had been looking for a good way to cook it.
Submitted by: ckaviking via Engrish Funny Submissions
Taken in Greece, summer 2005
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How big is that fryer? just to know.
Dunno, but if you think we have an oil crisis now, just wait!
“I was supposed to clean out this fryer eight days ago! But, the oil is lasting longer than expected… It’s a miracle!”
The longer you leave it, the messiah it’s going to get.
So let it be written, so let it be pun. *clonk*
And on the eighth day God said: “Let there be fried fish” and lo, he looked and there was fried fish. And it was good. And God did nom upon the fried fish until all the fried fish were om nom nom nom. And it was good.
Is this where Michelangelo got his inspiration for The Creation of Adam?
Or James Morrow got the inspiration for “Towing Jehovah”?
Towing Jehovah? Hmm… what if Jesus drove a motorhome?
Hell’s bells, trippy…
I’m scared now.
Interesting!
*grabs video, throws out the window*
Mmm, fried God. Tasty, but not very filling.
Like all fried food, it fills your heart up?
He who hungers and thirsts for Righteousness shall be filled. He who craves fried seafood might want to order a side of fries with that.
Ah, the piece of God that passeth all understanding.
Fried spaghetti with meat balls.
FSM for the win!!
I am sorry sir, but you are not allowed to see the flying spaghetti monster at this time. He is busy being grilled with questions.
If you have questions for the FSM (may you be touched by His noodly appendage), perhaps you should first consult the list of Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts, to see if the answer you seek is there.
But rumor has it that the tenth, dropped tablet said, “I’d really rather you didn’t look to simplistic lists for answers to complex life questions.”
And in the end he added “Please ignore this list”.
I always ignore that.
Complex questions have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
Looks like one of the lesser gods, hence small g.
Do you really prefer William Carlos Williams to e.e. cummings?
Think of the Children!
I think it’s more PC to use:
*crispy god
I dunno, still a toss up between small fish and the other small fish.
I dunno, I like MACs more…….
Wait, no, it was MAC that sucks.
No, that’s a VAC.
That blows!
Flip the switch the other way.
Then you’ll know why the vac was never much help with housekeeping.
You to tell me that it will go either way?
You really do need to get out more.
Yes, my lovely shop-vac I had to sell when my shop went under really did swing either way. And it would suck up water as well as dirt!! Imagine!
I do need to get out more.
Thank you for the suggestion bluejade! I am going bowling with my friends now! YAY!
Good, I’m glad! Have fun!
Man. I FAILed. I got an average of 100. 100! That is the WORST score I have had in a while!
I’ll bet it was supposed to be ‘fried cod’
Pls, don’t shatter my alternate reality like that. It’s a real downer.
I’m having the other small fish and a side of fried god, thx.
yu r tho thmart.
Fried “cod”? I don’t know… Kind of a stretch. I guess that explains all the fish decals on those cars, tho.
We have encountered cod rendered as god, as well as god rendered as cod, more than once on this site before, so I have no doubt that’s what’s meant. If you think that’s a stretch, stick around! You’d be amazed at how mangled some things get in translation.
Well, it is Lent so is it OK to eat that on Fridays or do we have to go with one of the fried fish?
Just be Gladidae that you get to eat.
You have to wait until god fried day.
Oh. My. Cod. *clonk* Is this how it’s going to be? An appalling run of Easter puns? Halp.
*runs over to dr handle* I’m here *pant* as you requested…
I hope you left your wand on the charger over the weekend, this is going to be a roughy…
Orange you glad?
Sea here, this is just not right…
That would be starboard.
Just another crabby Monday.
I am not a krusty krab!
That’s probably because you’re half-baked.
Awwww….tartar sauce!
only until the third day!
they sell fried cthulhu? my SWEET lord!
Braise The Lord And Pass The Dipping Sauce!
I’ve found Cod… I’m a prawn again Christian.
ARHGHGHG! *clonks repeatedly* Off to DPh you go.
Thanks Cod almighty! The taste is just divine!
Mmmmmmm…….. Sacralitious!
Braise the Lord! My sole is filleted with dory!
I can see thou art surrounded by angelfish.
Red bullseye gives them wings.
Sacralitious def, Sacralitious def, Sacralitious defdefdefdefdef
Sacralitious definition make those koi’s go crazy………
*gone fishing*
Wrong site. Neener neener :p
Um, I thought I was on a different site. Oops?
I charge thee in the site of cod….
Cast in the name of Cod, ye not guilty.
hee hee hee I’m in good company there. No Cod but Captain Haddock for sure for all his swearing.
What is the price on this? Can I pay you with goldfish?
Any payment is accepted, as long as they aren’t silverfish! *shivers*
This is a Greek sign. Ελλαδα FTW!
Fried Poseidon?
yes, i took the picture on Ios!
Mediterran gods are healthier for your heart
meh I’m not really up to eating fried god I think I’ll check the pegan menu and see what they have
Mostly pegs, I would imagine.
God dies? I haven’t read that far in the bible yet.
Hey! No spoilers allowed, your making the food go bad.
no, god fries.
He certain did that to Sodom and Gomorrah.
That was more of a toasting.
It’s okay, Firefox. He got better.
…and He did, too!
Hmm…when I was growing up in the Catholic Church it was always served baked, unleavened. I might have stayed around if they had tried some new recipes.
If they used deep-fried Snickers bars for Eucharistic purposes, I might still be Catholic!
Or Lil’ Debbies… maybe even Moon Pies, huh? Damnit, JohnB, I don’t see why it can’t be done!
Why don’t you try making some? I would, but I have had bad experiences with hot oil….
It would be hard to justify using candy or snack foods in place of bread, from a Christian tradition, but one of these days when I start up my own religion, it seems to me it would make sense to have the body of God be delicious.
That’s right; if it feels good, ferget it! Ok, how about rare roast beast?
I could see the alter guild preparing deep fried Twinkies for the Eucharist. It would have drawing power. You could add to the experience with the censer giving off the smoke of the sacred herb.
Since it’s a church thing it would be legal… we could use turkey fryers to make the experience more intense… I think we could pack the place.
I see they have small fish listed twice, they must be really small if you need two.
The small fish has a music score and a life indenture contract. Put it back before you incur the wrath of the Mighty Disney.
No, that’s the Small Mermaid.
Splash.
I’ve always wanted a serving of Daryl Hannah.
I don’t think one serving would be enough.
Serving size management: Have some today and save some for lunch tomorrow. I never get tired of left overs.
Just for variety, I’d try a right under once in a while.
Things can be made new and exciting with just a change in presentation.
True to your name, you have the noun down but blew the adjective. “The Little Mermaid.”
The adjective asked that you not tell anyone about that incident.
It’s all over the internet now.
No, that’s just ice cream.
Right, ice cream. Hot day?
HEY PEOPLE! WHAT’S UP?!
“All I said was..That bit of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah.”
“BLASPHEMY!!! THAT WAS JEHOVAH!! STONE HIM!!!!!!”
Can I have a packet of gravel, Mum? Er, Dad?
You’re only making it worse for yourself.
I’ll has one Ra on a stick, A Dionysius (extra snockereded), a bowl of diets Loki and a glass of flesh-squeezed Shin juice. Oh, and a strawsberry Molech for desserts.
Don’t forget the Vishnu.
This is the northern Med. Don’t mess with the foreign franchises. Stick with what the locals know best: Neptune/Poseidon.
diets Lokis are tricky, they don’t actually have less calories
I eat Tao and I’m hungry an hour later
I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know what gave you the idea that two little fishes ans five loaves of bread constitutes a Party Platter.
So what is on the Last Supper Special?
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and Thou.
Take this and eat of it, for it is my body. Not too much though, it’s high in saturated fat. I think in future we’ll use little tiny pieces of wafer.
None for me, thanks. It’s all fried in psalm oil.
*grits teeth* Allelujah just one more chance, then it’s off to Dreadful Pun Hell with you…
The oil is okay, but it’s too psaltery.
Hymn, I really should put that one out of its misery; it’s suffering!
Well, aren’t you the Solomon?
No. I shall Exodus as soon as I find my coat.
Too many of those Acts will cost the cook his Job.
Yep, he’s been through a Lot of jobs lately.
But then he certainly shouldn’t look back, especially if he wants to continue cooking. Few dishes call for the inclusion of a pillar of salt.
Does this one also include psalmic vinegar?
Just keep chipping away at it.
Is it the one with many colors?
Where is ur Cod nao?
*comes back from the bathroom*
Lets just say it has left the building *burps* oh boy…..
mmm, this is divine!
holly noms
Is this Kosher?
They only fried the front half, so I suppose it is.
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Argg good joke spoiled by total ineptitude!
You can’t use script other than Italic and Bold. I think that’s all…..
Like I said. Total ineptitude. And I never learned to speak Italian, let alone boldly.
LOL!
You know, they say that God is everywhere. When he starts showing up in your food, it’s time to believe it.
How do you suppose Gilbert Gottfried’s family got their name in the old country? Pushing around a cart of fried god, dipped in batter, and rolled in powdered sugar! (Gott = ‘god’ in germanic languages)
If it wasn’t for the Penn Jillette radio show in 2006
I could never spell Gilbert’s last name correctly.
AFLAC!
Why the powdered sugar? Did their God dessert them?
I haven’t tried Him fried yet. I think I’ll take a side of that to my church potluck.
If you think of God as a side dish, you’d probably better skip the church potluck.
Hey waiter, I ordered an octapus with my fried god
err, you mean, a Kraken with that.. my good sir. 0.o’
NO FLASHING THE OCTAPUS!!
Did we mention we have fried fish?
Where is my fried God?!?
they wanted prayers so they stole him along with lolrus’s bucket. They used the bucket to hold their fried god. duh.
mmmh! buddha all you can eat
nice
Oh god, who gonna fill his tummy with god !!!!!!
He fried for our sins!