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Now E.T. has a lawyer?!
E.T., phone home. Srsly, I need to talk to you.
Is he the one with the long hair?
E.T. gets wife
I didn’t think you could put a lien on a marriage!
She thought they said “illegal alien” and signed up!
illegal aliens from mars, taking away mexican jobs! oooh the irony!
Still not as serious as potatoes!
I’ve never known an alien that took potatoes seriously.
*points ray gun at potato* TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
*brings Alien to Mr. Potato Head*
Hang on, hang on, didn’t you Merkins have a discussion about this earlier? Wasn’t Mr Potato Head voted out in your last election?
I hope so.
Is the engrish version of “election” spelled “erection”? Because that is hilarious. Just my random thought for the day.
Opps – I got it backward.
I’m sure we’d all like to see photos of that!
Nah, I think it is only you. *goes far away*
Where’s your sense of adventure?
…….I got hungry.
Heheh….I guess that is why any time I get excited about doing something, I get a good feeling in the pit of my stomach!
The vicar takes his potatoes seriously.
The reverend takes his with sour cream, chives, and crumbled bacon.
My marriage is out of this world!!
Mine, too. I guess that’s why I often feel I’m lost in space.
Where no-one can hear you scream.
If no one hears him scream, does it really happen?
I would think that at least he would hear himself scream.
As his eyeballs asplode…….
I am married to a member of an alien species. They call themselves “men”. They’re kind of weird to start with – very different from us – but when you get to know them, they can be completely endearing.
Mmmmmmm….*eats deer*
D’OH!
Mmmmmmm……….dognuts……….*drools*
Only a cat would drool over the opportunity to go after dognuts. Would that be with claws or teeth?
Both. Claws to *rip!* the balls off, teeth to chew them to death like a fake mouse.
Teeth.
True story: Once I was eating some hint of lime chips out of the bag, and one dropped, and my cat subtly goes up and suddenly eats it. *crunch crunch*
I lol’d.
True story! I was once eating some potato chips; I reached into the bag and pulled out a BUG! It had some of the batter stuff on it, it looked like it had been fried!
You dropped a tooth and your cat ate it? wow.
I wonder if there’s a molar to this story…..
There certainly doesn’t appear to be a canine.
I think he’s feline ok.
It was an inci-dental occurrence.
Tooth?
Actually, since women are supposed to be from Venus, we’re *all* aliens.
Women are from Bras, Men are from Peenis.
Since the average daytime temperature of Venus is over 800 degrees Fahrenheit, that would sure explain the hot flashes.
Will marry nice alien for health coverage.
Seriously.
When you find that nice alien that will give you health coverage, marry him right away, as many people in the United States are looking for the same thing.
I could be that alien, if you’ll accept moving over here, and socialised health care!
I think you meant to reply to nazani14, right? As she/he is the one requesting the alien.
I’ll just file this as a nesting fail.
How nice of nice you.
I am not get it.
Don’t fear the peaper
I look like a serious you!
The lawyer can either solemnize or Vulcanize the ceremony.
Live long and perspire.
But pleaz, USE DEODORANT!
Hmmmm, sounds a bit rubbery to me.
This sounds like a fair trade
I fail to see how this is Engrish…
You do know that alien = foreigner, right?
Anyone. Like a Brazilian who comes into the US?
Just checking.
So this is where the guys from Mars needs women should have gone.
not really Engrish(i call space-aliens “extra terrestrials” or “martians” so it won’t get confused). but the thought of marrying an extra terrestrial is always exciting
(i know i misspelled things but i don’t have firefox right now so i don’t care)