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Grim Peaper
Adult Costume
Includes:
-Hooded robe

I’ve already got my costume.

Submitted by: Soda88 via Engrish Funny Submissions

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  1. SirGallivant says:

    He is often seen alongside Reeping Tom

  2. Pjotr says:

    Teehee! They misspelled “Peeper” ;)

  3. gia pet says:

    Beware the Grim Peaper Poople! Is he in any way related to Wee Willy Winkie?

  4. Kame09 says:

    On the back it says “Binoculars and ladder not included)

  5. mamarosa says:

    …But I didn’t have the salmon mousse….

  6. ShadowSplicer says:

    Duh….maskom best west……

  7. Dom Cawyer says:

    I have cum for your boobs!

  8. Kameko Suigami says:

    I dunno, the Grim Peeper still sounds a little scary.

  9. la conejita says:

    I realized recently that I do have a peeper in my house. This came to me when I discovered that potatoes have eyes. All this time I felt watched and now I know why.

    • JohnB says:

      If you think about it, there are LOTS of eyes around the house. Every needle has an eye. Every fly or spider has hundreds! And don’t even get me started on hidden cameras…

      • ShadowSplicer says:

        YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT! Heheh….just kidding………just don’t check under the sofa……….

      • dr handle says:

        The spiders use hidden cameras???? Geez, and I thought we had creepy ones Down Under.

        • JohnB says:

          No, but I did see a news story in which a c0ckr0ach was fitted with a small camera glued to its back. My previous atttempt at this post is awaiting moderation, apparently because of the name of the insect.

          • dr handle says:

            We had a doco Down Here about c-roaches, in which the makers approached a PR firm and asked them to do a PR makeover on the little critters. One of the suggestions they came up with was a name change, to something with a bit more dignity – they suggested renaming c-roaches as “attenboroughs”.

            • JohnB says:

              My wife was taught to call the large, black c0ckr0aches “water bugs,” and in Florida they often call them “Palmetto Bugs.” But I have a degree in biology and know an American C0ckroach when I see one. When I stayed in Charleston, South Carolina, there was one in my bed large enough to wake me up, just by crawling on me, and I sleep very soundly. The things there, and in Florida, grow to the size of rats. (The two types we run into most often in the US are the German c0ckroaches, small and brownish, and the American c0ckroaches, very large and black. We haven’t seen many of the Oriental ones, the banded ones that can fly (yech!), but I’ve seen a few, and it is said their numbers are growing.

              • lexan D says:

                I had seen some in Texas that were almost as big as the Florida ones.
                One time in Florida I did have one fly at me *shudder at the memory*.
                I detest c-roaches. Especially the small brown ones. The big black ones are just a little too crunchy when stepped on. yech- major gross-out.

              • dr handle says:

                I breed a type of roach to feed to my lizards – you probably wouldn’t want to visit on a Saturday afternoon, when I feed the roaches. Native Australian roaches are very inoffensive, quite pretty, and do not infest houses. It’s the imported ones that do that. Just about anyone who’s lived in student accommodation has had the experience of making friends with all the roaches living in your room. It was nice, in a way, to have all those happy little smiling faces see you off in the morning, little antennae waving goodbye. “Have a good day! Don’t forget your lunch! Hope the prac goes well! Don’t forget you need some more note paper! Oh, and don’t come home with any roach bombs, we’ll lock you out…”

              • Bran says:

                V.V I hate those bugs, never got them before we moved south.

                • JohnB says:

                  In many parts of Kentucky, they are so widespread that even if you maintain fastidious cleanliness and have them professionally exterminated, they will come back. I lived in one house, a fairly nice one in a nice neighborhood, where we had constantly recurring infestations of German c0ckroaches on the ground floor, and American c0ckroaches in the basement. I didn’t like either kind, but I hated the Germans more because they tended to get into the kitchen a lot. I once found one at the bottom of a coffee cup from which I had just drunk a cup, which nearly makes me hurl just remembering. Since that day, I have ALWAYS stored coffee cups upside down!

                  • lexan D says:

                    Those are the ones that I find detestable, just gross and nasty. I wanted to hurl after reading your post.
                    The American ones only gross me out when I’ve stepped on them, otherwise don’t bother me all that much.
                    Fortunately I haven’t seen either in this house. I do have a lot of ladybugs that like to overwinter in my house.

                  • Bran says:

                    We live next to the woods and swamp, so unfortauntely we get ALOT of pesties. (though mostly in the garage, not the house) Which includes both roaches, and quite often, mice. We’ve learned not only to store cups, but every other dish upside down, and ALL food is in airtight containers.

      • S says:

        Some of the spiders in my house are grim peapers :P Yeah, that’s right they lurk in the bathroom a lot.

  10. ginalin says:

    I think I once saw this guy outside my window one night while I was getting undressed. He didn’t look happy then either.

  11. tzeentch says:

    why is the peeper grim? he should be happy to see the goodies.

  12. freeheart says:

    Even though there’s a mask in the picture, the description says it only includes a hooded robe! You can’t peap as well if people can see your face!

  13. dr handle says:

    Maybe the Death of Baby Birds? (The way that the Death of Rats is sometimes referred to as the Grim Squeaker?)

    • JohnB says:

      Jeepers, peepers! Why’d you kill those cheepers???

    • Htom Sirveaux says:

      I believe you may be the only other person I’ve “met” that’s as taken with Mr. Pratchett as I am.

      Death is my favorite character, so naturally “Reaper Man” (“Peaper Man” just doesn’t have the same flair, does it?) is my favorite Pratchett book, although “Carpe Jugulum” holds a special place in my heart as it was my first.

      • Droll not Troll says:

        Have you read his early science fiction novels, Strata and Dark Side of the Sun? Pre-Discworld, but still worth reading, IMO.

        • Htom Sirveaux says:

          Yep, AFAIK I have all of his stuff, even though I had to order some of the older ones (e.g. “Johnny and the Bomb”) from the UK.

          I also really like his co-effort with Mr. Gaiman, “Good Omens”. I’ve read that three times and it’s about due for a fourth go-round.

        • Bran says:

          I think I’ve heard of this author, but have not had the pleasure of reading. Just to confirm with other references I have heard, this disk is on the back of a giant turtle?

          • Droll not Troll says:

            That’s the one. I hope you can find his books. You might want to start with The Colour of Magic to get a good idea of how it all works.

            • Bran says:

              I will have to write this down for one of my rare 60 mile journeys to the book store. I’m actually not expecting them to have much however as they never do have anything else I’m looking for. It took about 7 years to find a copy of one of Clare Bell’s books…granted it has been out of print for a good while before that.

              • paws4thot says:

                It’s a really hopeless “bookshop” if they don’t have some of Terry’s books in. Seconded the recommendation for The Colour of Magic as the best place to start, even though I think Death and the City Watch are better characters and “their” books are better novels.

        • paws4thot says:

          I think it’s Strata; certainly one of those 2, that has the first mention of Discworld in it (turtle, elephants and disc; not the setting of this book). And incidentaly I’ve got pretty much everything Terry’s (I get to call him that; I’ve had drinks with him socially) written except 2 of the Johnny Maxwell trilogy.

          • Droll not Troll says:

            *ENVY* Story of the social encounter, please?

            Strata has a manufactured flat world in it. Not sure about the turtle and elephants, it’s a while since I read it.

  14. foo says:

    Here’s lookin’ atcha, kid. (How’s your Pauline?)

    Also apropos of r0@chz (ha! I done fooled them intertubez!) the gigantic brown ones with pale shoulders that fly at you in Sydney (Oz) are called American. The tiny little plain brown ones that infest your kitchen and ruin your life are called German. No idea where either of them are really from.

    The Americans sneak into the house every night and crap on everything. The Germans just colonise your walls and make you allergic to breathing. The Germans you can smoosh and not too much mess, but the Americans – don’t get up to pee at night without slippers. Step in one of them and you’ll remember it.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Here’s lookin’ at you, kid? That must be the Bogey man.

    • JohnB says:

      The American c0ckroach I am familiar with is large (typically 2-4 inches long), black, and does not fly. (The little brown ones that infest kitchens are usually the German.) There are probably more varieties and species of c0ckroach than I am familiar with, but the only one I know of that flies is the Oriental, which has a banded-looking abdomen.

      • Bran says:

        Take this from exp. They CAN fly, they just don’t do it often, and they can also bite the – - – - out of your leg while you are asleep. >_> I believe the flying thing is done only in what would be considered a buggy emergency, like when they lose grip on the wall and want to frighten the living snit out of you at 2 am.

        • JohnB says:

          Well, since my last course in entomology was over 35 years ago, I decided to do a little brushing up. It is the Asian c0ckr0ach that can fly, and fly well, but it is about the same size as, and looks very much like, the German c0ckr0ach, which is the little brown roach most of us have seen and that cannot fly. The American c0ckr0ach is bigger than the German, and is not a good flier, but is known to fly some, mostly during mating season. The Oriental c0ckr0ach is the wider, blacker roach that must be the one I recall having had in my basement, and it cannot fly. Now there are, as I suspected, actually several thousand species of c0ckroach, so no telling what you might have seen, depending on where you live, but those four are the ones most commonly encountered as house pests outside of tropical areas, and the German is by far the most common house pest.

  15. kma says:

    Don’t fear the peaper

  16. Aaron Hong says:

    I take it from all the responses that nobody’s recognised the mask from anywhere (I don’t either).

  17. Droll not Troll says:

    I wonder how many witches there are in a set.

  18. Engrish Speeping Emily says:

    So should I wear this to Helloween…or perhaps my Which Costume?


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