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Ooooh! Smoked seat! Yummy!
Haven’t you ever heard of a smoked butt?
MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!
With or without chocolate chips?
With.
*sniffs butt* Mmmmmm…..chocolate……….*looks around, then eats butt*
Ewww that wasn’t chocolate.
I know that you sirry person! Chocolate kills cats!
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Wait……
Sorry, my bad that was chocolate. Must have been Almond Joy, “because Mounds don’t”.
*dies*
ShadowSplicer, he will be missed, unless he comes back as a brain hungry zombie-cat.
*moans*
*limps towards Kame09*
*goes to eat his face, thinks about it, then takes a big toe instead*
*sprays SS with water before he can eat any part of Kame*
*hisses at jinxed, then eats his fingers*
My friggin toe! (Lures ShadowSplicer with cat nip, and lops off his head) I’ll take that back. (Staples toe back on)
*does a headless zombie limp towards Kame09, takes the bag of catnip, and slinks away*
FIRE!!!!
*BANG!*
Okay. You’re fired.
…out of a cannon….
Oh, PLEASE, let it be The Donald this time!
Ummmm… this sounds like the electric chair. But I’ innocent I tell you! I was framed!
I get the picture.
*clonk!*
This will be my last clonk for a while. I need a break to catch up with my stuff.
See ya guys!
Don’t forget to put your wand on the recharger before you go.
So instead of the smoking section, they have the new Pre-Smoked section?
There is a whole smoked pig in my seat. Pass the BBQ sauce.
You sure you’re not on Northwest Flight 253?
This is a smoked pig, not a clueless sacrificed sheep.
I said that since have been told that burning human flesh smells a lot like pork, but on reflection, I don’t think we should insult either pigs or sheep by comparing THAT kind of animal to them.
It’s much for efficient that way.
Um…laconejita? You might want to take a look at this. h t t p ://failblog DOT org/2009/09/20/pokemon-fail-2/#comment-612754
(if 3 more of this appear, I BLAME THE MODS!)
That’s weird. I do see the failblog website once in a while, but never read their comments or ever comment on their site. This is back from Sept 2009. If someone wanted to tell me something they would know they could find me at Engrish, why go post something for me on a place I usually don’t go to? Could it be that they have another conejita?
Thanks for letting me know. I don’t think I’ll be responding to her though.
Ok, I went back to the archives of Engrishfunny to Sept 2009 and did find a Katrina.
At that time, I had posted something about a picture. Then I replied to my comment and said “Ok, I realize this isn’t funny because it actually makes sense”. What I meant is that my original comment to the picture made sense and wasn’t funny.
Katrina responded something like “This is funny because it’s Engrish go _____ yourself”
I explained to her that I was referring to my comment but told her to F herself too. So I guess she thought she would write something for me over at failblog.
This gives a whole to meaning to the phrase
“That is one HOT piece of a$$”
That is one HOT piece of a$$
Crap. My copy/paste didn’t work! Try again:
“That is one HOT piece of a$$!” “Why thank you! I got him for 20 bucks!*
Roasted donkey, straight out of the oven?
Uhh, not the a$$ I had in mind.
Yeah, never assume things! Then you make an a$$ outta U & me!!!!
Benny Hill, is that you?
No, It’s ‘obama’.
OK. I’ll be the cheeks, you can be the hole.
It prepares the seat in which it smoked, or…um… it gets the hose if it’s still on fire?
Clarise!!
Bottle of chianti and some fava beans over here!
Well i hope ‘its’ gone by the time i get there.
Nope. The fire-breathing dragon is taking it’s time.
If you rush it, you may get smoked.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*thinks about the picture on the Rush in Rio CD*
*clonk!*
Does this sign man someone’s in the hot seat?
If it mans that hot seat, I’d be glad to have it take my place.
Never the did I asking it to make the smoke for myself! Here I bringed mine own apples and hickory wood to do the smoking of the one hot piece of donkey! Now what I am going to for doing?
♪ Smoke gets in your eyes ♪
♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire♪
♪ Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! ♪
♪ I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire,
I Went Down, Down, Down… ♪
♪ Smoke on the water…♪
On the guitar, I can play that whole song!
I’d like to know how you get it to sing the lyrics. Do you use a Peter Frampton-type arrangement so your guitar can sing?
♪And the flames went higher….♪
And it burns Burns BURNS!!!!
♫ The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don’t need no water let the motherf#ck3r burn
Burn motherf#ck3r burn♫
Please excuse the language.
I just love Johnny Cash’s music!
His daughter is pretty interesting. Have you listened to Rosanne Cash?
Mmm! Chair-grilled meat!
Fresh from the execution chamber! Do you like your convicts rare or well-done?
Around here execution is rarely well done.