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Man’s Sacks
Man’s Secks
Man’s Sicks
Man’s Socks
Man’s Sucks
This may well be the most vowel-choice-critical phrases I’ve ever seen.
Is that Che Guevara?
Wow, they’ll sell anything at those Chinese herbal medicine places. That’s very ballsy of them.
Warning: may contain traces of nuts.
If only traces are left, check the chest. (Inspect visually, and then listen with stethoscope, if possible. You just want to rule out the possibility of wh0re-moans.)
Why are you checking her chest if i think she hurt her… her… her-knee-uh…..
Might only find traces of whoredust.
Hat sounds whorable!
*that
So does the hat!!
What would wang du without man’s sack?
AAAAARGH! *clonk*
Tighty whitey all cotton men’s sacks for mens sacks.
You can also use a Bike supporter with a cup to go.
If you arrange it correctly, the cup will stay put.
Make sure, when you buy these, that you leave room for an optional ball. (You never know!)
Its to store your optional balls.
For those who have considered having a third.
I’ve considered having a fifth, but I won’t today.
Can someone give me a minor fourth?
I would say that I second that, but I’m not into minors.
Darn. What about C minor?
No. Sea miners are a danger to shipping.
I sea what you mean!
Mine is not for sale (well until you cut it from my cold, dead body)!
You must have some interesting funeral arrangements planned.
It probably comes as a package with the will reading.
“And to the ex-wife, Paws left you…his sack”
Horatio:
My lord, I came to see your father’s funeral.
Hamlet:
I prithee do not mock me, fellow studient,
I think it was to see my mother’s wedding.
Horatio:
Indeed, my lord, it followed hard upon.
Hamlet:
Thrift, thrift, Horatio, the funeral bak’d-meats
Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
Your terms are acceptable. *pulls out knife*
*throws over ice cream to distract dr handle*
*takes knife, pokes paws4thot with it*
That’s not a knife; this is a knife! [pulls Bowie knife]
*takes Bowie knife from paws4thot, pulls out Katana, waves it around*
[backs away, reaches wall, and takes Nagayata]
*grabs Jinxed, tosses him at paws4thot*
This is my favorite.
I’ll check it out!
*immediately changes focus and scuttles off after ice cream*
The Wang du sell the man’s sacks?
*ahem* click the name
Sooooo. Does that mean you won’t be getting cancer, jinxed?
By now he’s probably the cure for cancer.
Yup.
He won’t get cancer, but he’ll die of an overdose.
It probably is getting out of hand.
Or it’s probably staying on his hand.
He may die from a stroke, but we can’t guess which one.
Well, we know it won’t be the back stroke.
Yeah, we can pretty much narrow it down to which one.
He’s holding his own, but we’re trying to make him let go due to friction burns.
tastes good with sausage and mayonnaise!
*wipes mouth* delicious!
*throws up*
*throws up*
Ewww *throws up* ewww
*thinks about it again, then throws up*
Before the thong, before the Speedo, there was the Bike Athletic Supporter. 136 years of macho ridicule and ugly.
I feel for you.
The hard cup had only to come in handy one time to make all the ugliness and ridicule well worth enduring.
You can buy after-market versions? I wonder if they’re any more attractive than the factory settings.
I think they ironed out a few wrinkles for the new model.
In the software or in the hardware?
Anything that looked a bit less like a hairy brain would be an improvement.
Shouldn’t it be – Men’s Sacks ?
Then as ever did
makes no sense are this haiku
avoids saying “sacks”
Oren, I think I love you.
So what are you so afraid of?
I afraid that I’m not sure of a love there is no cure for.
IS THAT HENRY ROLLINS!?!??!
If you say it fast repeatedly and you listen to yourself, you’ll hear that you are actually saying “mansex”