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engrish funny empty dog

Please do not empty your dog here

Submitted by: tj_is_da_bomb via Engrish Funny Submissions

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  1. PoodleGroomer says:

    If the world of dog owners owned and used scooper rakes, our senses would not be continuously be assaulted with landscapes full of ugly dirty signs.

  2. la conejita says:

    My dog is full and it’s about to burst. I don’t think he will hold it until we get somewhere else.

    We will have to make an exception.

  3. Kame09 says:

    (Starts to cut up and emptpy out dog)… (looks up and sees sign)…crap…(restuffs guts back into dog).

  4. AxG says:

    The font seems to scream ‘UK’ to me.

  5. JohnB says:

    A monk, in all seriousness, asked Joshu, “Does a dog have the Buddha nature?”

    Joshu replied, “Mu,” a word which means nothing, emptiness.

    This sign is discriminatory, in that it seems to specifically prohibit Buddhist dogs.

    • dr handle says:

      Provided the dog is already empty, there should be no problem. This sign specifies that achievement of canine enlightenment is not permitted here; those dogs who are already enlightened comply.

      • JohnB says:

        So do they station a Roshi Dog who has a keen eye for impending enlightenment at the gate?

        • dr handle says:

          I have no idea. Mind you, most dogs I’ve known seem to be pretty enlightened by nature: always happy, endlessly compassionate, and pretty much contented with their lot in this life. Except for the bit about attachment to material things: try explaining that Noble Truth to a dog who refuses to let go of the chew toy…

  6. lexan D says:

    That cat told me that the dog is already empty. Said he looked in both ears.

  7. Oren Otter says:

    Not would i empty of the dog. It makes with the bad timing of happiness. Better of the heart of dog to fill with love. When dog is friend the best.

  8. UEF says:

    Very British. It’s a font that screams “NO BALL GAMES, BY ORDER OF COUNCIL”

  9. Ash says:

    Ah, now that’s what I call Engrish! Amusing, but technically and grammatically accurate. So much funnier than all the lame ‘Oh look, somebody spelt it wrong’ Engrish pics we get.

    • technically says:

      They are implying that the dog is manually being emptied by their owner and it does not specify what the dog is being emptied of. We use our common sense of course and put 1 + 1 together but: technically it isn’t accurate.

  10. MrOpinion says:

    Of course, I empty my dog before I take him walkin, it’s the vacuum I have a problem with

  11. ilaughedhard says:

    Made me laugh as hell. Completely hilarious.

  12. Steave! says:

    however there is a place around the corner………..


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