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You are what you eat.
I’m sh!t?
Worth /$0!
It says ugly coffee bread in chinese anyway. I don’t think its engrish, just strange naming sense.
With corn.
Who are you calling a pussy?
…..
Not you…..
I’m a pussy! (cat)
Careful Droll will eat you!
Well it would only be fair since SS ate DnT. However DnT has already told him that he’s not into teenagers. So, let the eating of each other stop now.
And let the eating of others begin…….
BRAIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!
I would kill Jinxed and eat his brains, but he doesn’t have any!
Reply WIN!!!
I WIN! I WIN!………….what did I win?
Are you calling me chicken?
I thought that was you I saw the other day in that Lexus.
A chocolate drop on top of each one would make them so much prettier!
A local store had chocolate drops on top of their pans of brownies. They were chocolate coated espresso beans. Two of those brownies and the kids were fueled for intercontinental launch.
Houston, we have a problem…
What kind of claims do you adjust?
Sorry. put on wrong jacket with the wrong name tag.
That was from the Haiku picture.
I did do the data processing on a main frame for an insurance company and got to see how a life insurance company works by watching the processing.
Seems the translator needs a touch of marketing pixie dust.
It’s exactly what it says on the tin. It’s made with coffee (I’m assuming), it’s dome-shaped (visibly so), and it’s ugly (I’d need a paper bag for it). Where’s the problem?
*May contain ugly coffee. For your own mental health safety, do not crack ugly-coffee dome. If ugly coffee spillage occurs, proceed immediately to the nearest Hello Kitty store and consume cuteness until ugly and cute cancel each other out. Do not divide by zero.
It’s only $ / 0 .
Divide by zero? Does that mean the price is illogical?
No it means your paying forever, and because lexan D did that, we have about 5 seconds until the worl…
ooops.
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Guess the universe stopped expanding, or else jinxed got eaten by a rogue lemur.
Im guessing lemur.
Actually, it may just mean that the price is undefined. In which case a cute person of the opposite sechs to the server will get a lower price than a rich ugly Westerner!
I want that.
Here, you can have mine.
You have a detachable peenis too?
You in the market? $17.95, plus shipping and, cough, handling.
As long as there is no man handling involved in the process!
I thought bluejade was a she? So wouldn’t that be a different kind of “handling”?
bluejade is many.
For she is Legion.
I can’t guarantee by the time the penis is mature enough to be shipped it has not been touched by a guy.
I seriously didn’t do it this time!
If your p3nis has never been touched by a guy, then you must pee sitting down. Let’s not even think about bathing…
Soap on a rope. That is the answer!
Then what’s the question?
Pie.
The pie is a lie.
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I wanted X-rays
They promised patient Pet Scans
That’s Rottweiler Scats.
Finally, the truth in advertising!
Headline: “UGLY COFFEE DOME SCANDAL REVEALED!”
Now if anyone knows the historical reference here I will be very surprised!
Teapot Dome? It is Teapot, right? I know it had Tea in it.
You are correct! You win an Ugly Coffee Dome!
As obscure historical references go, that one’s no more than a tempest in a teapot.
I feel like I’m back in Fifth grade.
Are you smarter than a fifth-grader?
I plead the fifth on that one.
Is that your final answer?
Yes.
No.
You forgot to say “whatever” as well.
OK, whatever as well.
*sighs*
In the Chinese caption, they’re called the slightly more diplomatic “Not Very Good-Looking Coffee Cheese Bun.” It’s sort of an acknowledgement that they’re not the most aesthetic thing in the display case, and yes, it’s meant as sort of a joke.
A “not very good-looking coffee cheese bun” sounds like a pretty profound insult to me.
They’re just warning you what YOUR buns will look like if you make a habit of eating these.
I think I’m safe on this one.
“Ugly coffee dome”
says the otter in haiku
“Same thing in Chinese.”
There is no need for name calling. They have given coffee dome a sad.
Ah, little coffee dome. Come over here and take a bath in my warm coffee mug.
Why did that nauseate me?
He was using a sex offender’s voice to lure the coffee dome into the mug. That’s why it was nauseating.
*vomits*
Ditto Tadjio.
I’ve made creations that look something like this. Just leave the office coffee pot on overnight, and in the morning you have a misshapen deep brown lump.
Ahh Morning coffee for a real man! Munch chew chew chew….
It’ll put hair on your chest.
Only have a small slice, though.
Hair on my chest, you say? Ah, at last I can get the coveted role of Mama Bear in the kindergarten presentation of “Goldilocks!”
The one below is called “Turd Shaped Cinnamon Spiral”
I has not need of put hair on chest. Covered for fur I and. It takes nothing wanting that one below, when shape of cinnamon spiral is turk.
This is a correct translation, the Chinese words “å ¶č²äøę” means ugly.
How would that be pronounced?
Wang chung, I think. (And yes I’m having fun tonight) *dances*
I’m pretty sure it’s a “Roti Boy Bun.”
Those are freaking delicious when I had one in Malaysia.
Correction: Rotiboy Bun”
If I ate one, I’d get malaise for sure.
I think some (though not the majority) of the engrish on this site is things that are jokes in their original language that didn’t translate as well, as I think is the case here. Dammit, now I really want one of those things…