Says it’s made of natural materials so it’s easy to sweep and easy to hold. Hmm. Yeah, the plastic is really convincing, all right. Maybe that’s the funny part.
*changes his name so he can rant* Understanding that all organic life contains carbon atoms is a very basic concept, therefore your response was overly exaggerated.
I having better solutionfor naturally and organicly cleaner.
It takes the mice and released them on an happy kitchen floor.
The mouses also did eat all with the stuffs that falled on a floor.
All am cleen. No needing for broom.
WTF? Why is it wrapped in plastic? Are they afriad it’s going to get dirty?! It’s a broom for #$%@s sake! No wonder we’re ruining the earth when we waste resources like that.
I think the funny part is that this type of broom usually sheds its bristles when you try to sweep with it. Your floor ends up messier than when you started.
No, no, no! Do NOT clean up the funny!!!
Only a troll would pan this one.
He said, in a deadpan.
What about a Peter Pan?
Nah, he’s missing his Pants!
Are they on the ground?
♪My pants are on the ground,
The room is spinnin around…..♪
Says it’s made of natural materials so it’s easy to sweep and easy to hold. Hmm. Yeah, the plastic is really convincing, all right. Maybe that’s the funny part.
The chain of reasoning is probably this: natural=organic; organic=contains carbon atoms; plastic=contains carbon atoms; therefore, plastic=natural.
lol don’t forget that organic=plastic
we’ve all eaten something “organic” that totally tasted like plastic
Chemistry WIN!!!
*changes his name so he can rant* Understanding that all organic life contains carbon atoms is a very basic concept, therefore your response was overly exaggerated.
And what exactly does inorganic life contain?
I having better solutionfor naturally and organicly cleaner.
It takes the mice and released them on an happy kitchen floor.
The mouses also did eat all with the stuffs that falled on a floor.
All am cleen. No needing for broom.
Mouse turds much?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty…
Eh? What do you want?
*Throws catnip in the opposite direction of Sibilance*
*chases catnip, then eats it*
Why not let the dogs clean it? That ought to please them.
Yes, but beware of them, please.
Please please me?
Sorry, I am not a people pleaser.
Anna, go to him.
♫ Won’t you pleaseeee…♫
Help me! Help me! Help meee-ooooh.
Do what exa-…………….no.
Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me.
*monotone* Ha ha, I now have much funny and joy.
He said, still in a deadpan.
If he’s still in a deadpan, maybe we should help him get out?
It’s not the broom which is funny, but their spelling of the word clean!
So if it’s not funny “ha ha”… must be funny “queer”
Cleening is NOT FUNNY. It is serious. Like potato.
I likes an potato.
Uh, Dr Handle, you forgot to mention that it’s also serious like marriage.
But less serious than a heart attack?
I have in fact discussed this with my husband, and we think that potatoes are far more serious than marriage.
He takes his potatoes seriously.
I take mine with cheese and bacon.
Good choice!
Maybe this is a stand up comedy broom. Several brooms enter the sweepstakes to see which is funnier.
Ugh, I wish I had never seen this pun! *sweeps it under the rug*
Its not funny like “ha ha,” its funny like “I told you so”
I certainly won’t be telling my friends about this one. They are already much too easily amused by the way I clean.
I’d much rather have my friends be amused by the way I clean, than appalled at the way I don’t clean!
The broom may be ‘funny’, but at least he has come out of the closet.
What a queer thing to say!
He’s a Funny Queen Broom.
Thick Aberforth wall clock ever and faithful tweezers.
*baffled*
Got me, too. This is more inscrutable than most of our Engrish!
WTF? Why is it wrapped in plastic? Are they afriad it’s going to get dirty?! It’s a broom for #$%@s sake! No wonder we’re ruining the earth when we waste resources like that.
I think the funny part is that this type of broom usually sheds its bristles when you try to sweep with it. Your floor ends up messier than when you started.
Britons say “fanny” for female genitals. But I still don’t get it.