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You areablessing that myentirebeingh very thankful for I feel thatew wefe ma tolove,ljten.
Understand,and who fhrouuhal tmes iinow ldes together and individually;
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i couldn’t agree more
Please, will you give me a translation? Unless you mean you agree because you are also drunk, in which case it would be quite hard to read the translation…
drunk romantic
Drunk, certainly. When I hear “FHROUOUHAL” I want to be standing well back.
Yes, I can vaguely recall those fhrououhal times, even the tmes I wasn’t there.
That was the sound we heard in the mens room, and the parking lot at the end of my wedding recption. The open bar may not have been a good decision. Too tempting for some of my family members.
Someone whose idea of a good time is to get plastered is going to “have fun,” regardless of whether you reduce the cost or not.
Yeah, this is like every drunk dial I’ve ever gotten. Just interject me going, “Who IS this?” every so often and it could be a transcript.
I used to work at emergency phone service, just something that was required for my jobs at the time. Nearly all the calls you get at, say, 3AM are drunks who have run out of other people to bother. While I have empathy for alcoholics, since I are one myself, talking to sloppy drunks on hotlines is utterly pointless, since you can’t understand them, they can’t understand you, and they won’t remember a thing anyway.
I FEEL THAT- EW!
It’s reminiscent of trying to read Welsh…
Don’t be silly; there are too many vowels in that collection of letters for it to be Welsh!
I was thinking Gaelic, myself…
Too many Vs and Ws. If there’s a V in the text, it’s not Gaelic (Scots or Irish).
I was thinking OCRic, myself.
Or Orcish.
Too many VWs? ach zo must be Cherman.
Win!
“wefe ma tolove Ljten”When i saw ljten i started thinking of Lietenant which makes this shirt very suspicous.
Did you design this shirt or something?
And if so, why did you make it suspicious?
And what did you make it suspicious of?
I made it suspicious of the wearer, it calls the police if it gets scared, but dont tell Le Conejita….
It’s ‘la’ conejita!
I am not!
As in, I am not whatever it is that you are accusing me of being.
He said ‘le conejita’.
Yes, I know, I was joking.
Well, the “it” Lawlin’ referred to in the post immediately above ShadowSplicer’s was the shirt, so apparently SS thinks this shirt is you!
I’m glad you shorted your name back to what it used to be…. I never even got that second part anyways……
Lawlin’ shorted his name? I didn’t even know it was electrified!
Aww shiz… my name shorted.. OH WELl its back up and running again! The battery just died… and how can Jinxed not get the second part of my name?! :O
Its ok……Jinxed is a jerk anyway, don’t listen to him!
>:| All I said is that I never really understood the last part of his name(specifically, why he would want to be a lawyer defending trolls).
There is nothing rude about that. (Also, don’t be a hypocrite, jerk.)
It doesn’t say he defends trolls. And anyway, “C-E-O” does not spell “lawyer.”
Hey buddy, I was just poking the bear with a stick! I didn’t mean to call you names………lighten up a little!
Sorry, I just got back from fighting trolls and I’m a bit uptight right now….
I think “somebody” has a PMS! AND IT’S NOT ME!
Have you checked???
It is the exact words I said to my wife when I came home at 5 in morning last weekend.
Didn’t help, though, still had to sleep on the couch.
Nice try, though.
*trolly voice* how is this Engrish?! What are you people, stupid? It clearly says that the…..um….blessing of…no……that you are…….*grumble*
Much better! You used your lower case letters, and didn’t insult any imaginary people!
>:(
CR@P! I just realized that I put the wrong face in!
>:)
That’s better….
You are ables sing that?
Myen tire beingh.
It certainly has similarities with the lyrics of a number of karaoke performances I’ve seen.
You need a rhythm synthesizer, a scratcher turntable, a wall of woofers, cognac and champaign, an urban accent, and a gold with diamonds grill set on your teeth and your karaoke will sound like that.
Yah, Ok…
I can just imagine the scenario.
Husband:
“Happy belated Valentine’s day honey, I made this shirt for you while I was drunk out with my friends on the real Valentine’s day”
Wife:
“I want a divorce”
*husband puts shirt out for sale at local thrift store*
TOTALLY is what happened.
I am can reading this shirts. It doesthelove saying froeverwere into the toether. another words. happytime lovemnokey of youp thiking allofthetime togethers. beeris athleeeeway uptome iboils. ilov you. Imdrink and olive.
Can anybody read the last line? Looks like “my love will branch any didma”, but it could be “amy distance”
Ah, the “maudlin drunk” stage. This is the point at which, to sober people, the drunk idiot stops being an amusing object of ridicule and starts being an irritating object of ridicule.
Tip from someone who’s been there: The moment you start to resemble a country song, you’ve had too much.
What do you do when your life resembles a country song and you are sober?
Lexan, you sue your ex-lover and get your stuff back.
Play the song backwards.
Then your truck uncrashes, your lover comes back to you, and your faithful old dog comes back to life.
But then you go LAHOUORHF which isn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds.
And they let Grandma out of jail, and that nasty accident with a tractor-trailer rig didn’t happen on that lonely stretch of rainy highway with the little girl ghost. Instead, everyone went to the library and checked out sci-fi classics.
Then you have nothing to lose. Take up drinking then see JohnB’s above advice.
@ oren, bluejade, dr handle, and jinxed –
I really laughed out loud, too funny.
Thanks, the funny helped.
Your welcome
His welcome what?
Quit listening to country music! It won’t help your life, but at least you won’t notice the resemblance any more. Take up heavy metal, since you can never tell WTF the vocalists are saying anyway.
Vocalists? .………oh….you mean the barfing sound!
To my ears it always sounds more like random yelling, with occasional cursing, but maybe we’re talking about different groups.
It’s like someone vomited words on the shirt and then sold it as a novelty item.
*coughs* fhrouuhal *coughs again* wow, where did that hairball come from?
Sorry…
Stop licking the cat.
Maybe the problem in understanding the text is that it has been erroneously transcribed : it’s ‘fhrouohal’, not ‘fhrouuhal’.
(arf)
The LOLCATS designed this one.
amen
I’d love to know what that small print on the bottom says. My first guess is, “My Love Will Reach Any Man.” But that is surprisingly close to making sense, so perhaps it’s, “Mg Lcvo Weel Rench Airy Menur.”
sounds like a mechanics love call .. my lug wheel wrench ..
He’s a lug, but you gotta love him. But not his airy menur.
Heh heh, I’ll tighten yer nuts if you’ll grease me nipples…
K. Where do I start?
*hands SS a grease gun* Careful, it’s loaded.
Um…….what do I do with this?
Lube Sheep.
Not you, little boy – my torque spanner will strip yer thread without even trying.
I was waiting for it to be signed by fhqwhgads.
I’m impressed that they didn’t misspell “individually”
How is indivdually correct? Still missing an ” i “.
Whoa!
Sounds like the pharmaceuticals kicked in halfway through!
Fun fact: Shakespeare was a terrible typist.
because he didn’t have a typewriter!
“CHECK YOUR MEDS!!!”
Remember folks, always run Scandisk/chkdsk before printing up your t-shirts, and don’t try to print during a massive thunderstorm
i can’t quite make out who the quote is by
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS SHIRT?
I can’t even tell what it’s trying to say, lol
WTF?