Unlike plastic, you can store not only the groceries in her, but the baby too.
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Wait! Wait! Wait! You can’t store babies in plastics bags anymore?
What next? They can’t stand on the front seat while you drive? or No more plastic trash bag Halloween masks? What is this world coming to?
p0rn.
Just as I suspected!
Pretty good, am I right?
No, that’s ridiculous. It can’t be true. Next you’ll be telling me that they can’t be carried on the roof rack anymore.
OK, but no octopus straps. Use nylon webbing.
We always used an oyster net, it stopped the kid from wriggling off or dislodging any of the other luggage.
Babies will crush the bread, tomatoes, yogurt cups, and eggs. They must be loaded toward the bottom and wedged in so they don’t shift around too much and slide off of the motorcycle on the way home.
Mind you, once they’re a couple of months old, they wriggle around, and can wreak havoc even if packed at the bottom of the bag; it’s usually easier to put the groceries on the luggage rack, and shove the kid in the tank bag.
Actually when they’re just a couple of months old, they are very very still and hardly move. So that would be the optimal time for using the bag. Once they are around 6 or 7 months that’s when they wiggle more.
They’re getting too big for the tank bag by then; if you’re doing any grocery shopping, you have to put the kid in a pannier. The best solution is really to leave the baby at home whilst you go out shopping. If you put it in a playpen with a bowl of water and a chew toy, it should be safe for a couple of hours, surely?
Wait, they’re not suggesting carrying the baby in the bag; they are suggesting to STORE the baby in the bag. This puts a whole new light on the issue and may even obviate the need for a child’s room. A simple row of hooks in the pantry could free up a lot of space!
This sounds like something I’d write…
No way am I putting my baby in with the edibles. They won’t put my cleaners in with the edibles, why would you put a poop maker in with the edible. Pardon me, did the grey poupon jar break? Um no…..
Would you like some gray poupon that?
This is weird, but I’m nearly positive it’s not Engrish. The English is perfectly correct, it makes sense and I’d be willing to bet that the translation is 100% on the money.
so it makes sense to put a baby in the grocery bag?
Well, from what I’ve observed frequently at the supermarket, it’s the only option left, because the pram is completely full of shopping.
Wow… I actually have seen a child in a bag. A two-year old kid.
That brings back memories of a fail from a long time ago…..
I remember that one. *smiles*
The English is kinda messed up, actually. Coherent, but not perfect.
It’s not unusual to see reusable shopping bags also being sold for use as diaper bags. That would explain the translation.
新年快樂！(kung hai fat choy/happy new year)
Nope, that can’t possibly be it.
Doesn’t say what kind of baby. So if you’ve brought your baby skunks along and they are getting a little too frisky this might be handy.
Brangelina and Madonna use these bags.
Well thank goodnes for this signj/bag. I was about to smother my baby in a plastic bag. Good thing I read this,now I can just smother my bay in a cloth bag! Thank you, Engrish site!
Is that a baby you have, or a bay?
That would take a pretty big bag….
Nothing would explain that translation, sorry.
Just be sure you don’t throw the baby out with the bagwater.
Bagwater? Was it going for a swim?
Think. What do babies do?
Taxes?
Babies can’t ‘do’ anybody!
..Done.
If I’m going to carry my baby in a bag, that bag better have wheels.
No. Just an airtight zipper to keep things quiet.
And it must be leak proof!
Yes, all those things, but also the wheels. It’s too heavy to be carrying around. If it has wheels, I can push it or pull it.
I’ll carry it around for you if it doesn’t have wheels!
You know, you really don’t want to seek a kind of relationship in which you become a slave of someone. You want someone to value you for who you are and not use y….
*thinks about it*
Sure, why not. Although, I don’t have babies anymore. My youngest is going to turn 3 in April and weights 29lbs.
Ah, underneath the odd bunny ears la conejita is just like any real world mom out there…..
Or maybe, I’m just a figment of your imagination.
I was just being nice.
If you are being nice, then don’t use
or 
emoticons.. they are hatred
Ummm…. Wow the wife won’t be happy when I tell her we can’t use plastic bags anymore…