That explains Mr. Toad and his love of motorcars
PRIVATE
Customer parking only
All others will be toad
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This car park is owned by the Wicked Witch!
Where do I get a ticket to park my vacuum cleaner? (I upgraded from the broom a long time ago.)
Real witches will always ride brooms because they decided that vacuum cleaners suck.
Hey, if sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum, why do vacuum cleaners make so much noise?
*applause*
For the express purpose of reminding a husband that his wife is busy while he sits on his arse – and she notices and SHE WILL NOT FORGET. Vacuum cleaners are carefully tuned to make noise at such a frequency and volume that nobody who is trying to relax in the vicinity will be able to do so.
Pffffft, my grandmother was a test pilot for a broom factory, but today’s modern witch wants to get around on something with a bit more oomph. Okay, admittedly I’m a bit of a Suckhead – I ride an 8-vortex bagless, with a chromed wand and aftermarket 8-into-1 reverse cycle outlet. So sue me; I love the exhaust note, and it blows those old besoms and upright clunkers into the clouds.
Where the hell is shy guy supposed to park his kart?
That motorcar must be held together with ribbets.
I’m certain that we can find a mole to rat(ty) on you! Even if you try and weasel out of it.
Well, she won’t hear a croak out of me.
I did stoataly make off with the Wind in the WIllows character puns, didn’t I?
If you guys are interested in creating a thread that will get the DPH fairy mad, lets just grab the bullfrog by the horns and get started.
Well, of course I’ll just hop right in here.
It’s for sure that you guys will be dancing at the tad pole tonight at DPH, shirtless of course.
Erm…..does that include me too?
You have to be a really good dancer to get approved.
No. I have plans anyways.
Have you danced there bufo’ ?
OMG dr handle! SHIELD YOUR EYES!
Why, why, WHY do you constantly badger me with whole threads of Dreadful Puns? *clonkclonkclonk* Go on, off to Dreadful Pun Hell with the lot of you. Remember, lid ON the popcorn machine.
*Runs in, steals popcorn machine lid, runs away laughing*
*kills SS, then hides the body and replaces the popcorn lid*
*becomes a zombie, grabs jinxed and eats his brains…*
*comes back with a formal name, and burns SS*
In the future, I will always carry a gatling pea with me at all times.
Hey, I didn’t eat your brains! There weren’t any to begin with! *applause*
If you didn’t find them, try using glasses.
I see it now! It’s so tiny! (and WTF: “them”?)
WTF:You said you couldn’t my brains, not brain. I used the correct word according to what YOU said.
*slap*
Oh goody! I thought you were going to put us on a diet of Grahame crackers.
Hey, just because I’m a fairy who sends people to hell, that doesn’t make it okay to torture them.
But it justifies it.
Nobody got that pun? Oh well, on with the game.
We are so used to you authoring ghastly puns, sometimes the more subtle ones slide under the radar on a first reading. That one is probably too clever to clonk.
Toad! That’s where you went you silly thing. Quickly, back to the Willows with us both!
The Wet Sprocket?
If your car has a wet sprocket I suspect it’s already amphibious.
Parking in front of the wizard’s spell shop is not allowed for bar customers. Park across the street or you will be TOAD.
Eye of newt, and park of toad….
Your from Paris are you? Park it over there.
I wonder what sort of public business has “private” customers, anyway.
A Nevada “ranch”?
What happens at the Nevada ranch, stays at the Nevada ranch. Yep, that sound very private to me.
A bunny ranch. Know something about that, La Conejita? *snickers*
Yes it’s a ranch in Reno Nevada with Playboy-bunnies-type of women.
Well, apparently Ginger is under the impression that they give out Snickers there. Personally, I’m much more in the mood for a Snickers afterwards than a cigarette!
That would be a sweet thing to do.
A Snickers after you’ve had your milky way?
O. M. G. *buries face in tutu*
There there, dr. I’ll bring you home.
…..
On second thought, I’ll call a taxi.
I wonder what a “Private” customer is?? How do you determine toad and Private? What makes one what it is, and not the other?
I can’t tell you that: it’s private!
And what about Private Toad???
I think he is Colonel Toad now.
So then lots of men are under Toad?
Yup, getting f#cked by the bullfrog!
I hope they’re hungry!
Not anymore!
Only the ones who swim in the wrong place.
If they’re swimming, wouldn’t they be tadpoles?
Maybe it’s parking for Princess Peach only?
I’m the best!
Should say “Broomstick Parking Only. All Others Will Be Toad.” (This coming from a Wiccan with a bumper sticker reading “My Other Car Is A Broomstick.”)
IIRC, this is the usual sign in the historical district of Salem, Mass. It’s private parking for a shop’s customers, not to be used, say, by the customers of the tavern down the street. The actual city signs have silhouettes of witches on broomsticks and similar kitsch.
So that’s where they grab all the Toads from to inform Mario “your princess is in another castle”!
The sign itself seems like quite like a dreadful pun. *smash*
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
Is he anything like Technoviking? Oh grud, I LOVE THE TECHNOVIKING!
Meh nothing a Gysahl wont cure, or just a recast of the TOAD spell…
All others will be toad? so what do they have a resident evil witch?
This is no doubt organized by Peach.
Leaving Toad out of the club.