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Commenter gallery is also movies.
Another young person leaves their life behind for Tinseltown.
This shirt brought to you by Skwisgaar Skwiself – so the movies must be p0rn.
Now is sleep. Yaaaawn.
Okay just go work on your spelling
and the grammar….mostly the grammar
“I’m not coming to back you now. It’s movies.”
Closer?
Does anyone else think that the V looks like it’s made out of sparkly poop?
Yes. I think bluejade had id’d some glampire’s awhile back. That could be the source.
Well, there’s no R in this shirt.
And the brand is Laxana. What are they trying to say?
They’re a brand of dyslexic Star Trek fans?
Edfart Cullen pood here, I’d discontaminate it but I don’t wanna touch that at alll!!!
Maybe it was the Poopth Faiwy! She might leave some sparkles behind.
Bela Lugosi was Hollywood. Bela did not sparkle.
Neither did Boris Karloff.
But they did shine!
JohnB gets comment WIN!
And they did come back many times.
Coming back doesn’t mean anything though. I don’t know of 1 friendly zombie.
Well, maybe if you weren’t so snobbish! Stop acting as if real humans are superior to reanimated corpses, and maybe we’ll invite you over for some brains some time!!
Pssh, the humans always win. Don’t you know that zombies move too slow to find shelter when it’s cold!
We don’t need no stinkin’ shelter!
No, you could just freeze. What about a skelter?
There will be helter to pay if it doesn’t work!
Get it? Helter skelter?
OMG. Beatle/Manson pun alert!
I wonder if Amazon has that book, Zombies for Dummies?
They don’t, but they have one called “Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the living dead” the format is the same and the character on there is the same as in the dummies books, except he’s a zombie.
Click on my name for the website.
Does that mean dummies can’t be zombies? Or zombies can’t be dummies?
I think zombies rank way below dummies. No offense to Mr. Zombie up there.
Don’t be so prejudiced! You shouldn’t judge zombies by the moldy color of their skin.
I don’t judge them by the moldy color of their skin. I judge them based on the fact that they are always trying to eat humans and walk around limping.
So because people have unusual dietary preferences and physical disabilities you look down on them? For shame!
No,no, no. Not people only zombies!
Well, it’s not like they asked to be zombies! It isn’t their fault they died and were reanimated.
Just like when jinxed (rudely) killed me! I became re-animated.
*gives SS some of the questionable mustard* *SS turns into a human again*
Who would of thought that it was a cure!
Well, that wasn’t a cure. He was a cat and you turned him into a human. Go back to the lab and work on that mustard.
You mean I am a hooman now? But I want to be a cute kitteh!
*Quickly comes back with real cure*
Here SS, eat this.
*NOM NOM NOM!*
Your standards are tooo high. Your the reason zombies can’t get dinner dates.
We don’t go out on any other kinds of dates! For us it’s always about eating! Where would we go, to a zombie movie??? A Rob Zombie concert??? You ever see a zombie dancing??? (Well, we did help Michael Jackson out with that “Thriller” video thing, but I mean, hey, as unpopular as we are, if the King of Pop says dance, THEN we dance.)
dinner dates get pretty suspicious when your partner wants to eat you. Maybe that’s why they have a hard time finding dinner dates in the first place.
I would like to eat you!
I know you’re young, but I’d get rid of that opening line if I were you.
Nah, I wouldn’t use it anyways. That would be creepy.
Use the fact that your virtually a zombie as an excuse. Then give her(or him?!!?!) a complement.
i.e.
SS:*moans* I want to eat you!
Lady: Excuse me?
SS:Oh, sorry, that came out wrong. I’m a zombie, so naturally I want to eat you……did I mention what nice blonde hair you have? It appears to be full of sh!t.
Lady: *flattered*
Please don’t say that. I’m going to just pretend I didn’t read that and you didn’t write that.
What did I write? Where? I forgot already! I’m hungry now. *stomach growls*
Your gonna need something to get rid of that aftertaste. Here have a mint. JK
ShadowSplicer’s comment doesn’t exist. Therefore your reply to him doesn’t exist either. Therefore my reply to you is nonexistent as well.
He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
And your comment is also found nowhere because if my comment doesn’t exist, yours doesn’t.
Please ignore this comment as well. It doesn’t exist.
If your comment, (and therefore my comment aswell), doesn’t exist, then how am I seeing it.
*ponders*
I got it! We are dreaming!
Sorry ’bout that, I should have thought that through.
You’ve never met Reg Shoe, then, leader of the Undead Rights movement.
It looks like the ‘in’ and the ‘v’ are put together to be ice cream!
FAIL on my part. The ‘is’ and the ‘v’ look like ice cream!
Well, I think the “in” looks more like ice cream.
The ‘is’ in the shirt!
The “is” in? Don’t you mean the “‘is’ is in”?
No, the ‘is’ is not ‘in’ the ‘is’. Wait…is it?
Isn’t it?
No, ‘it’ ‘is’ ‘int’!
What exactly “is” “it” “int” “to”?
It isn’t!
Yes.
If it isn’t, it’s quaint. ‘Cause if it is, it ain’t.
Fend for yourself, I’m watching TV
(They just forgot the comma.)
What does that even mean!
The sequined letters spell out Imobiv. Now the question is…What does that stand for?
I’m Madly Out Behind Icicles, Vera?
Immediate Maidens Often Barf Icey Vomit?
i melting often bag van?
i like PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats SS*
Jerk.
Now SS is in WI’s piehole.
*slap*
wait who is not coming back
click my name *buries SS*
really great website, highly recommend it and i will bookmark and come back. keep up the good work.
really good site, i will book mark it and visit again..