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Submitted by: MizuMeian via Engrish Funny Submissions
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Whaddaya mean ya don’t know? Youse shouldda know what it’s a source of.
It is the source of the leak that’s is running down the insides of the walls and across the floor. It is going to a frozen split pipe, or a roof snow melt leak.
I need to put on my plumbers pants with the view set correctly, and get my sawzall and drywall ax.
Halp! Plumbers crack, get me outta here.
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, now we’re all going to be bliiiiiiiiiiiiind.
*pulls out lexan D before it is too late*
*pushes lexan D back in*
*Fashions Lexan D into a pipe so we can trace the source of the water and find out what it’s a source of.*
Careful with that plastic.
*hits SS, then takes back lexan D*
*smacks jinxed, then pushes him in*
grrrrrr*sics toilet shark on SS*
*gives toilet shark a giant doughnut, hits jinxed over the head with a rock*
*charges his lazer*……… IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*blasts SS into the next galaxy*
My laser was so powerful it broke out of the comment box.
Wow.
Wait a minute!
WHO peed on the floor?
*looks around*
*backs away*
Bad kitteh.
*hiss!*
*sprays with water*
I was just thinking that I should do that! water works well with kittehs.
GMTA
*erases Jinxed’s head*
Of all the mean things you have tried to do to me, that one made the least sense.
Maybe the guy who painted the sign just got very thirsty and left.
Left to have a drink in the castle of Aaaaarrrgh.
Maybe this sign was dictated?
Just guessing at the Chinese, but “spring of life” seems pretty close. But seems the typist couldn’t find the dictionary..
water is a source of…
Christmas puddings and penguins? – Going by the picture after the text that is.
Penguins need ice to relax on, after all.
Maybe source of a happy penguins.
So happy feet is happy because the water.
Water is a source of nothing?!
No, it’s a source of……
……
Frogs’ eggs?
Cholera?
The police have been trying to cholera, but she’s still on the loose.
Oh, what a crappy pun!
It certainly gave me the sh!ts.
Then you’re still on the loose, too.
DPH Fairy is gonna clonk you so hard, you might loose consciousness! *squeezes eyes shut/covers head*
Don’t worry, he’s wearing a reinforced tinfoil hat shaped like those sailor hats folded from newspaper. At worst, he ‘ll only be stunned.
Frankly, I don’t think that JohnB et al. even really notice clonking anymore, they just get the loyalty card stamped and head off to Dreadful Pun Hell. Speaking of which, would the person who left the lid off the self-serve popcorn machine NOT do that again, we were vacuuming the stuff up for hours.
We were working on our lines and costumes for the Valentine’s day DPH screening of “Rocky Horror”. Do you want the thigh high patent stiletto boots, or can I borrow your leather corset?
You’ll have to wait until Mistress DPH Fairy is out of session. Isn’t it about time you started buying your own items? I noticed that yet another pair of my fishnets has been laddered without me even wearing them. Srsly, start your own femdom wardrobe.
I left a 6 pack of fishnets that disappeared after the JohnB dancers came through. I was loaning you my boots if you were going to play Rocky, or borrow you corset because they lost mine at the cleaners.
The DPH cleaners manager looks like he has lost 3 stone. His eyes look like he has glaucoma and he is smoking a lot of pot
At least he’s off the booze, he was putting that away at an astonishing rate. Frankly, I think we’re going to have to pension him off, and readvertise the job with added danger money.
Did someone say “job!!??”
Wetness?
*facepalm* Nearly 60 comments and no-one else said it. WIN!
OMG I WON!!! …what did I win?
A pack of ShamWow for the wetness.
And a new pair of underpants.
From Black Man. (Come on, you Engrishers, dig deep into the memory banks, and/or the archives!)
Yay! I remember that post! Were they pink?
They certainly were, which I thought was kind of strange. I know the sheriff in Maricopa County, AZ, makes all the prisoners wear pink underwear and eat green bologna. So perhaps he gets his supplies of underwear from Black Man. (And I am really not making this up, but please don’t ask me to explain the logic. I’m not in Corrections. But having formerly been a Professional Deli Clerk, I can attest that green bologna is not at all hard to come by.)
I just received an email with some pics from that prison! I think his methods are great!
In my experience, the criminals who are not flat-out sociopaths tend to have low self-esteem and don’t believe they can succeed at any legitimate job. Subjecting them to humiliation won’t faze the sociopaths, but will just drive the rest deeper into self-loathing. Ordinary prisons are sufficiently punishing environments, believe me, because I’ve seen lots of them. You don’t need to add additional degredation to them.
I say it will mellow them out a bit.
Not to pry, but do you have the slightest idea what you’re talking about?
Wow!! I wonder how much I can get for all this new loot at the swap meet? New underpants from Black Man- too bad the guy’s not in them- Shamwows… what the heck, I’ll just give all this stuff direct to the landlord and maybe he’ll fix the windows…
Stuff the Shamwows into the underpants, and then you can market them as super-absorbent diapers!
Somebody’s listened one to many times to RATM’s “Killing in the name of” :/
Or maybe The Pierces’ “The Power Of”?
it’s just ice cream!
Can’t find what water is the source of? Maybe you blew a seal.
Was it a fishy taste?
They ran out of water before they could finish the explanation.
I can get behind that!
Oops, nesting fail; this was supposed to be a reply to Ginger Snape’s comment about ice cream.
I try to nest my comments correctly. I fail.
We forgive.
Howdy cuzin!
Geez, I hate cliffhangers.
One of two things:
-Sign creater had A.D.D., got distracted and made a different engrish sign.
-He was killed mid sentence.
Maybe it was done that way on purpose, to stimulate the creativity of the readers!
I don’t think tha-
SQUIRREL!…….
…..And that concludes my speech on why I think SS is really a dog.
Woof!…I…I um…….I mean……meow?
this is definitly engrish!
No JohnB! We might have lost him to the big blizzard.
Are you still online and OK?
How bad is it?
I’m starting to feel the same way. Maybe he was standing too close to a snowplow…
I hope his work didn’t kick him off Engrish Funny……Please come back John! *has a sad*
John, wherever you are, just drop a line to let us know you’re ok.
Maybe he lost his internet access because of the blizzard and now he’s without Engrish and p0rn. How will he survive?
Blizzard? Rly? Must check news sites.
The water giveth and the water taketh away.
Weird, huh? How is it there?
Assuming you mean the weather, it’s been around the mid-30s for a few days. The forecast is for slightly cooler over the next few days, with a chance of rain tomorrow. I’m waiting for it to drop below 22C overnight for a change!
And assuming she means the other?
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Just kidding, I don’t want to know.
How’s everything else? The economy where I am is sucking wind. People are losing their jobs.
I hope you get some rain!
Our government has kept job losses to a minimum by spending up big. I’m waiting to see what that will cost us in the future.
The US debt is what, over $12trillion?
Not much rain where I am. Just enough to wake up the snails. From what I saw on the news, we need a weather report from Dr Handle. They had floods over there!
How is the weather where you are? I believe you said California, but I expect that state has a few different weather zones.
I’ve never been to California, but I’ve been to Arizona in the winter, and there you can pass through several different weather zones in an hour’s drive. Even in West Virginia, where the variation in elevation is much less and the size of the state is MUCH smaller, I used to run into roaring blizzards on mountaintops when there was just rain elsewhere.
And here in the states, of course, the government has been managing to spend hugely while not minimizing job losses and not accomplishing health care reform. But on the bright side, the Supreme Court recently recognized the right of corporations to spend vast sums of money on election ads. Viva democracy!
“Crowded House” wrote a somg about my corner of Scotland – “4 Seasons in One Day”.
I am on the central coast of California, and we are getting rain up the whazoo. It is green, and lovely, and flowers are busting out all over. It may actually help with the employment issue as last year there wasn’t enough water to grow stuff. The official unemployment rate in farming areas was over 30%… Everyone I know is either out of work, or looking for more work to augment their income. My immediate group is piecing it together month-to-month. The state offers tax credits to hire people, but no one needs to hire! Business is bad across the board.
On the bright side, the whales are migrating, and I see them almost daily!!
Can’t talk – busy paddling.
‘Snow problem! We got eight or nine inches, which is enough to paralyze this area. When we got six inches a couple of weeks ago, it was the biggest snowfall since 2004. I stayed home from work, since our street wasn’t even plowed until mid-afternoon, and I don’t have 4-wheel drive. But I shoveled my own and my parents’ driveway, which was a fairly long project, since my left shoulder is still bothering me since I fell off the porch in December. Then we got another inch of snow. My wife and my daughter also came down with a nasty gastrointestinal bug on Friday, which my wife still hasn’t gotten over, so I’ve been doing a lot of waiting on them. Fortunately, I managed to avoid picking it up. So besides my aching shoulder and back, I’m fine. But it’s nice to be missed!
Could be worse, then, although it’s the worst time to get a stomach bug, IMO. All those visits to a cold toilet when you’re probably shivering anyway!
*shudders*
Welcome back JohnB!
Well, don’t do that to us again, ok. I was worried and was planning on grabbing the yellowpages of KY and calling everyone named John to make sure you were OK.
I had it all planned. I would ask whomever I call to complete the sentence
Curry Egg…..
If they got it right I would ask how are you.
Wow, that could be a cool spy password code!
You: Curry egg?
Me: Pineapple horseshoe crap.
You: So you must be Agent JohnB!
Me: Yeah, it’s a dirty job, but Mike Rowe won’t do it.
My idea was pretty clever even though I didn’t get to use it. Not many others would work. Example:
Me: Water is a source of…..
You:…………………
Me:…………………
You:………………..
Me:………………..
You:………………
Me:…………………
You get the point.
For the shoulder/back:
Heating pad
Square of wool saturated with castor oil between you and heating pad
Towel between pad and couch
1/2 hour of time
Thanks for posting that! I’ll have to try that. Not only am I sore and achy, my back hurts from shoveling and clearing massive amounts of snow.
Good to see JohnB is back.
The shoulder gets inflamed when I use it much, so I usually go for the ice. If I have time for a whole routine I’ll heat it, then do PT exercises I’ve learned, and then ice it down when I’m done. The back I have numerous appliances, potions, and devices for, since I’ve had back trouble on and off for 30 years, more on than off for fifteen. I have declined several offers for surgery. I tell you, if you’re young and aren’t in pain right now, cherish it! There is no longer any time in my life when I don’t have something that’s hurting, and I’m actually in better health than many of my cohorts.
Remember kids, always make sure you get enough vitamins and penguins!
And take care of your potato.
Actually it’s still being painted.
By a ninja.
Dont you see on the lower left … water is the source of PENGUINS. Or is it just commas? Hell i dont know :-b
There is more engrish after the period. It was written in invisible ink, however.
By a ninja.
You will never see Ninja writing!
Do ninjas see ninja writing? And if a ninja writes and no one can see it, was anything really written?
You got it wrong.
That means, you’ll never see a Ninja actually writing something.
Or have you ever seen one? Eh? I rest my case.
Well, since ninjas rely on stealth, they’re not exactly about to announce themselves, now, are they? So how do you know you’ve never seen one, perhaps even one who might have been writing? Eh? I rest MY case.
I didn’t realize you guys had gone Canadian.
There’s a picture under the text, clearly indicating that water is a source of happy ducks wearing shower caps. That’s why it’s so important to save water, otherwise the ducks can’t be happy, and their little shower caps become redundant. That’s right, folks, every time you waste water, a duck LOSES ITS SHOWER CAP and BECOMES MISERABLY UNHAPPY. You heartless bastards.
Aw, duck!
Ah, I see what happened. Someone else threw a toilet to prevent that special information about the water from getting posted.
Ignorant fools! The creator of the sign clearly wanted people to save some water for him and then ended up dying of thirst mid-sentence.
What i wonder however, is why that penguin is there?
This sign is a.
So close, yet so.
Maybe the person writing the sign was high on water, just like I am right now. He never got a chance to finish his
this engrish funny should be really be called “lots good english”
Water is a source of what? We may never know! Clickie!
Some people really do have too much time on their hands.
“water is a source of”, and then the sign maker drowned.
Obviously, then, the last word would have been, “..death.”
Or “..glug..burble..burble…”
or “catch the anvil?”
*beebeep* Pthhhhhw!
??
[splat]
…life.
Well, it’s obvious that it is the source of periods.
Well… glad to see that JohnB survived the blizzard, although it didn’t sound all that awful to me.
I believe the sign is Zen.
“Water is the source of…” but then he realized that water is the source of life, which in turn is the source of everything and there is no way to summarize the universe and therefor not only fell silent but stopped writing too.
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NO!!!
YOU DON’T GET IT!!!!
Water is a source of DIHIDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!!!
It’s a serious menace!!! It’s an environmental catastrophe!!! IT MAY KILL US ALL!!!
BUT THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT’S WHY THE WRITER WAS SILENCED!!!!
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!
Visit the link!!! Spread the word!!! The world must kno
(the link is in my name. I can’t post it openly, or they will get me)
If you think dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous, then you know NOTHING of hydrogen hydroxide! THAT is a most PERNICIOUS EVIL!!! It regularly suffocates people! To death, even. It has two solid forms, one a crystalline matrix that wreaks havoc with transportation and causes numerous fatal accidents, and a more conventional solid that is even WORSE! On the roads the dastardly substance can appear to be ordinary water, while just a thin coating can cause instant loss of vehicle control. A thicker coating downs power lines, makes even walking impossible, and destroys or damages countless trees and valuable foliage. HYDROGEN HYDROXIDE MUST BE BANNED!!!!!
Would that be HO5?
So how did you like the other 4 HOs?
Ummmmm….well the third kanji reads “life” so I’m gonna assume it’s supposed to say water is a source of life
There, spoilt your fun?
Water is a source of penguin.
all penguins mysteriously form from water thus we must conserve water or penguins will shuely go extinct.
Water is the source of… the picture below? So I’m going to assume water. Is the source of extremely happy penguin sailors?… But what it’s doing is obscured by leaves … O.O Quick destroy the water, before the penguins terrorists get us. !!!
Obviously, water is a source of laughing penguins. See the picture?