Imagine the rebel who’d buy this shirt
SENPOT
PUNY BONDAGE
HEDFGSGDGT
1977 LESRGTS
NE FUTURE
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I’m not trolling, but I don’t see the funny.
not into puny bondage much?
Hmmm…I guess I do see the funny. Thanx!
*ties up SS with cooked spaghetti*
That would be puny. Bondage lite.
Not as exciting, but better for you.
I can’t even eat my way out of it! *has a sad*
This is rice-based pasta; quite tasty!
Did I miss something? Do you have a wheat allergy?
Actually, I like pasta made from all kinds of grains, especially buckwheat (which is not actually wheat, in case you don’t know).
Of course not! Buckwheat was a Little Rascal.
they got this ‘sex pistols’ shirt quite a bit wrong. guessing it’s not the authorized merchandise.
WTF SEXPOT ReVeNGe copy XD
Oh noes! Where is everybody?!
*got eaten*
*got regular*
We are having another major snow storm coming across the eastern half of the U.S.
This is causing all sorts of difficulties. Some areas have lost electricity which can be very serious when it’s this cold.
I am hoping everyone will be okay.
Interesting, is anybody having problems with their Engrish funny RSS feed? I just saw this post come up on the list.
It’s the effect of puny bondage and the abuse of HEDFGSGDGT.
WE must protect our children against such nefarious things!
I’d like to experience puny bondage.
SQUIRREL! *chases squirrel*
*feels bad*
*gives squirrel some walnuts*
Puns can be fun, but I’m not so sure about combining it with bondage is a good idea.
If anybody, ANYBODY, starts a puny bondage thread, full of bondage puns, I will be tewwibly vexed.
Are you using a whip instead of a wand?
*hides*
*clonk*
We are just trying to bond with each other.
maybe we should get together leather ;D
I don’t want to lift your hopes, but I brought ropes!
Erm…wouldn’t that give you rope-burns? *puzzled*
I’m not the one that will be tied down with the ropes, KinkyTom will be. So, I don’t know if he’ll get any rope burns.
Just don’t pull too hard…
Better strap yourself in. This could be a rough ride.
AAAAARGH! *lash*
Why, Mistress DPH Fairy! What long lashes you have…
All the better to chastise you with, my dear.
I’m sure that we’ll all try to show some restraint.
Not me. I’m always trying new gags.
So then you’ve had a ball?
I have a feeling that this is going to be a long CHAIN of comments.
I think it will be tightly contained.
Fasten your straps, we’re in for a bumpy ride.
I’m thoroughly lashed down.
I am going to whip you into shape.
āŖā« Now whip it
Whip it goodā«āŖ
Yep, that’s the one I was thinking of.
Sorry, I’m kind of tied up right now.
Is that a hogtie you’re in?
I was just thinking, that could appeal to those who are sexually into this but also to carnivores.
I tried to make a hog tie, but I couldn’t find a long enough strip of bacon.
The strip of bacon may not be so useful, the person will get eat its way out. Wait….that sound like something else.
Unless you find a hog with opposable thumbs, you will never get a hog to tie.
Well, when they end up with the same score, it’s either a tie or sudden death.
Let’s just grab a hog and put on a hogtuxido and a hogtie. He would look so cute, no need for sudden death.
I doubt the hog would really prefer a slow death.
Maybe this is too big of a job for DPH Fairy.
This is a job for Bond, James Bond.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH! *lash*
See? See? You ghastly Dreadful Punners are so awful, even the toilet shark cannot cope! Poor thing, I will be shovelling Mint Choc Chip into the bowl for an hour to settle her down after this.
Ah, you should of told me to buy some Mint Chocolate chip ice cream!
so that you can shape it in a ball and gag her with it?
No, I just have to help the mistress DPH fairy out with stuff like calming down the toilet shark and dr handle, it’s all part of my job.
Firefox would not take me to toilet shark link.
Safari couldn’t find the server. I’m not sure it’s a complete URL.
It’s not; no domain name for one thing.
It’s probably just a mistake on my part, writing something in the wrong field.
The website doesn’t exist….*sighs* unfortunately…
Dr handle/toilet shark should get her own blog.
Good grief, I don’t have time to get all the things in my life done as it is – these people who blog, where do they get the time?
Mind you, I’m not sure that a toilet shark’s blog would be terribly riveting.
MON: circled bowl, dodged excrement, ate ice cream.
TUE: circled bowl, dodged excrement, ate ice cream.
WED: circled bowl, dodged excrement, bit sewer surfer.
THU: circled bowl, dodged excrement, small child dropped double scoop of marscapone gelato into loo, BONUS!
FRI: action photo shoot for cover of “Plumber’s Helper”; got make-up done and teeth polished. Felt very glamorous!
SAT: circled bowl, dodged excrement, Weight Watchers. Gotta cut back on ice cream and donuts, apparently.
SUN: circled bowl, dodged excrement, ate Weight Watchers consultant.
etc.
Maybe this is just truth in advertising; that chain looks like extremely puny bondage. Considering some of the items I saw at Sexyland, when I went on that amazingly educational visit, I don’t think it would hold a slave for very long, although I can’t claim to be an expert about This Sort Of Thing (although if I wanted to be, they have a large selection of instructional DVDs and books, some of which I browsed a bit and they looked like astonishingly educational reading).
I heard the disney channel had some of those DVD’s on demand.
You don’t demand, slave! You get on your knees and beg!
Oh, please!
Yeah, I saw that too on failblog. The Disney Channel is really changing. Now, even adults will love a Disney vacation.
What happens at Disney, stays at Disney.
What if there is a girl named vegas, does what happens in vegas stay in vegas?
For about 9 months, maybe.
Lol, a Sex Pot ReVeNGe knock off.
Senpot, not quite sin or sexpot.
Or senna and teapot.
That would be provided by the Sisters of the Poop.
Just what the rebels need. It could really start a movement.
They shall rise up from the bowels of the earth.
To be read with an Irish accent:
Puny bondage!
Hegfdsgdtg (probably means something like ‘bondage, you are powerless’)
1,977 laser guts – NO FUTURE!
Which sort of Irish accent?
You know, the one people are always doing that is not very good but is recognizable, a sort-of-Irish accent.
an ‘irish brogue’?
That’s not an accent, it’s a shoe, designed to be worn with the kilt, as day-wear.
If a brogue is Irish day-wear, then what does an Irish knight wear?
A Knight-shirt!
[boom bomm tish]
I’ll be here all week folks!
Not if you keep bomming!
Hegfdsgdtg???
I think they did their research very well, because that’s kind of what it sounds like when someone in a gimp mask and ballgag is trying to say “Help god damn you”… is that… too much… info..
get back here you! *lunges after gimp trying to escape*
Yes, the mental picture is far too vivid.
*hands bluejade some mental fog*
Hey, this stuff works well! Is it issue specific, or am I going to lose my keys?
oh, damn, I wish I’d seen this Before Katsucon…
omgwtfbbq loooool a SEXPOT ReVeNGe clone!!! …Must be a Chinese clone!11!!1 xD
Umm… I get the feeling somebody thought Y was the new K?