Do not to take is something throw to prevent a toilet
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Donottotake should definitely be caught. Thrown toilets shall always result in a crash.
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Donottotake is thrown, making a toilet. I suppose a stack-trace is dangerously similar to the look of a toilet.
Up and downing is permitted, but only after the have taken stops the thrown toilet and only with a plunger.
Donut to take will clog up the toilet?
Not if the toilet shark gets there first.
I like the pineapple ones the most, but I shall of course do my best to keep your facilities cleared of donuts. We toilet sharks take our donut-removal duties very seriously indeed.
Hey, they have to “work” for their food, don’t they
Yes, we must do all we can to prevent toilets. They are running amok!
I guess we have to stop masturbating on them?
What about in? Does that still work?
I think the toilet sharks wouldn’t like that…..
They might want to watch though…
Um, no, we hide waaaaaaay around the bend if That Sort Of Thing is going on.
♫Going up around the bend♫
Who would of that that’s what the song was about?
If I have wood of thought, it’s time for me to stop fantasizing and get back to work.
If I have wood of thought, it’s a bad day to be a software engineer!
Who would of thought that’s what the song was about?
You?
“…would’ve…” Same sounds, correct spelling and grammar.
I was SO kidding when I said that.
*cough*exhibitionist*cough*
“Do not take something that will make you throw up, intending to avoid using the toilet (since nothing you eat continues through your GI tract).” Clearly, a message in the loo at a rehab clinic for people with very specific combinations of eating disorders and excretion anxiety.
All you can do is hope and wait.
As in hope and wait that this will someday make sense.
Unlike the one in the next post, this sign goes on too long. They should have stopped after “Do not”.
Why would you need to prevent the toilet? Is it a carnivore? Clickie!
I won’t clickie, but while the toilet itself is not a carnivore, it is known to contain not only a carnivore, but an apex predator: the toilet shark!
Of course, if an apex predator is in the toilet, I’d sure hate to see the bottom of the food chain…
Let’s see. Toilet sharks live on ice-cream. Ice-cream is basically made from milk and sugar. Sugar comes from the sugar cane and/or sugar beet plants, so that’s ended out. Milk comes from cows. Cows mostly live on grass, which is another plant, so that’s that ended out as well.
Not quite what you expected, is it John?
Well, back in college they never did teach me much about non-predatory toilet-living ice-cream-dependent sharks. It’s amazing what they leave out of education!
When its primary prey of ice cream or donuts is in short supply, Carcharodon lavatorii will scavenge the limbs of unwary bathroom users, which is why it is always a prudent precaution to take a tub of ice cream or a donut with you if you go sewer surfing; if a hungry toilet shark approaches you, ditch the ice-cream or donut, and it will instantly be distracted and leave you completely alone.
Bust puddings work well and the packages are easier to carry.
Unless you get a straight female toilet shark, in which case, she will ignore the bust pudding and head straight for your leg.
umm… carry a twinkie..? coz it’s kinda ..*mumble*shaped.
Any port in a storm!
Well, we know from previous posts that we are not supposed to throw to the toilet; but if throwing prevents a toilet, then it would be impossible to throw to one.
If throwing prevents toilets, then that’s quite unfortunate for the sick!
oh my goodness, my people are funny. hahaha.
All people are funny, luckily!
Top text in Lao says “Do not dispose of sanitary pads in toilets”
Well, isn’t it OBVIOUS that’s what they meant???
Who ever took this picture stayed in the same room as me in Pakse, Laos. I almost died there.
Ahaha very nice my friend! Twas me who uploaded the photo and I did stay at the Narin guesthouse in Pakse, Laos. I thought it was a very standard guesthouse and slightly overpriced.
Will be blogengine better than blogger somehow? Really needs to be as it’s more and more popluar nowadays.