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If you’re in the Witness Protection Program, don’t advertise it!


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The is not it heard such a girl’ sway of think!!
The stop wastin
All my time
Someone else

Someone else
Since 1981

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  1. Someone else says:

    Hey! That’s not very nice!

  2. np says:

    This is weird. As for the circular text… I have no idea where to begin reading it. No matter where I start all I get is nonsense.

  3. insane says:

    The perfect shirt for schizophrenics..:)

    • Sarge says:

      Schizophrenia involves hallucinations and a distorted sense of reality. You’re thinking of Diascoiative Identity Disorder, commonly known as multiple personality disorder. Not the same as Schizophrenia.

  4. raznarukus says:

    I want that shirt…anyone want to look online for me?
    because I am internet lazy today!
    and yes these sentences are horrible english too!

  5. la conejita says:

    John,

    Haven’t you’ve been someone else since 1986?

    • JohnB says:

      No. As Woody Allen said, my greatest regret in life is that I wasn’t someone else.

      • la conejita says:

        Well, I meant that in 1986 you became sober and became a new person. But I guess it also makes sense that you regret that you weren’t someone else before then.

        • JohnB says:

          No, it was 1989, but in fact I really don’t regret who I was before then. I don’t really know how to explain it, but I kind of had to be a caterpillar before I could be a butterfly. I had to go through humiliation in order to learn humility.

  6. DrLex says:

    This T-shirt makes me sway of think!

  7. dr handle says:

    This shirt was made for me – some days it seems someone else is wastin’ all my time, until my head starts to waggle backwards and forwards (that could be the ‘sway of think’ bit).

  8. lexan D says:

    If I get tired of being me should I be Someone else? But then who can I be?

  9. Taneen says:

    Almost 30 years of being someone else. If you been someone else for that long wouldn’t you become that someone?
    *goes off to stop wastin all my time somewhere else*

  10. Taneen says:

    Is this the Witless Protection Programme?

  11. PoodleGroomer says:

    “The is no tit”? There were two bags of turbo tit a couple of frames back.

  12. Ginger Snape says:

    I’ve been someone else since 1981. That’s when I went into puberty (OMG TMI)*slinks away*


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