If you’re in the Witness Protection Program, don’t advertise it!

The is not it heard such a girl’ sway of think!!
The stop wastin
All my time
Someone else
Someone else
Since 1981
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Hey! That’s not very nice!
This is weird. As for the circular text… I have no idea where to begin reading it. No matter where I start all I get is nonsense.
The is not it heard such a girl’ sway of think!!
The is not it. Heard such a girl. Sway of think!!
It is profoundly linguistic (“the” really is not “it”), unabashedly sexist (such a girl), and radically anarchist (sway of think, man, sway of think!). I suspect more than recreational use of drugs.
Well, someone else since 1981!
The stop wastin All my time Someone else
The perfect shirt for schizophrenics..:)
Schizophrenia involves hallucinations and a distorted sense of reality. You’re thinking of Diascoiative Identity Disorder, commonly known as multiple personality disorder. Not the same as Schizophrenia.
Don’t we know it. (though I use rp as a way to keep myself sane, they can all come out to play!)
Diascoiative??? You’ve made me positively dissociative!
I want that shirt…anyone want to look online for me?
because I am internet lazy today!
and yes these sentences are horrible english too!
This shirt may also be good for those in the witless protection program.
John,
Haven’t you’ve been someone else since 1986?
No. As Woody Allen said, my greatest regret in life is that I wasn’t someone else.
Well, I meant that in 1986 you became sober and became a new person. But I guess it also makes sense that you regret that you weren’t someone else before then.
No, it was 1989, but in fact I really don’t regret who I was before then. I don’t really know how to explain it, but I kind of had to be a caterpillar before I could be a butterfly. I had to go through humiliation in order to learn humility.
This T-shirt makes me sway of think!
This shirt was made for me – some days it seems someone else is wastin’ all my time, until my head starts to waggle backwards and forwards (that could be the ‘sway of think’ bit).
If I get tired of being me should I be Someone else? But then who can I be?
Who could you be? Why, you could be Texan D.
It’s just as i feared. I’m turning into dr. suess.
jinxed is going Dr Seuss -
I’ll be he feels a silly goose!
It started out when lexan D
asked “Who else could I ever be?”
And jinxed replied “I think for you
that ‘Texan D’ ‘s the thing to do.”
(It’s not a name that I would choose;
It sounds like polish for your shoes).
Dr. handle must be my partner in crime
and heck, she sure can rhyme!
She is DPH fairy,
and dreadful puns make her wary,
There’ll be a great bonk!
’cause she out a clonk,
and she’ll eat some cherry (ice cream).
*whimpers* save me….
‘save me’ says he; with a bit of a quiver,
so cold are these rhymes, colder than winter!
stop we cannot, but wish as we will,
but however so bad, we just love the thrill!
-_-
Good one!
Thanx! I have been studying a bit of poetry in my free time.
*applause!*
Almost 30 years of being someone else. If you been someone else for that long wouldn’t you become that someone?
*goes off to stop wastin all my time somewhere else*
Is this the Witless Protection Programme?
Sorry, I hadn’t seen your comment when I made mine above, even though yours was posted earlier.
(duh = me)
“The is no tit”? There were two bags of turbo tit a couple of frames back.
I’ve been someone else since 1981. That’s when I went into puberty (OMG TMI)*slinks away*
If I’m not someone else every new day, then I’m not learning anything.