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At last!! Do they cater special events?
They bake the croissants for the Association Amicale des Amateurs d’Andouillette Authentiques.
We should hire them to cater the next NAMBLA get together. Do the world a favor.
What do you have against the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
I was thinking of the other NAMBLA.
The Nebraskan Assemblage of Men Bleating Like Alpacas?
The North American Man/Boy Love Association?
Specialty of the house- Death by Chocolate cake.
grr. I’m watching you…
I’m watching too, but only to make sure I don’t miss out on the cake.
Sounds like a good way to go, if you know what I mean
There’s a pic of the same place over on engrish.com. The comments there are not up to OUR standard, though.
Moderation? Just for mentioning the *other* site? Geeeez!
Don’t worry, it has made it this far, maybe it won’t be stolen.
*steals it*
*runs away laughing*
*pops out* *clonks SS and replaces the post before anyone notices.*
*steals e n g r i s h . c o m *
*replaces engrish . c om and kicks SS into friday*
[sets alarm for Friday, to remind him to expect SS to land on jinxed as he arrives from Tuesday]
*NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Good grief, that’s going to leave a hell of a divot when he comes down.
Lets get this straight. In accordance with the Kicked into another day guidelines, you are not allowed to comment here until friday comes, where you must land, then you may go on your marry way. See ya!
I come from the future! I warped back from Friday!
Was there a link? It seems anything with a link in it gets moderated into oblivion.
No link. I think the ‘bot is set to check any mention of e n g r i s h . c o m
Sweet, sweet, skooma….
Does anybody get it?!
Man, I gotta stop making Oblivion quotes!
Yes, we’re all quite oblivious to them.
For the SECOND time I’ve had to explain, Skooma is like the drug/alcohol of OB. One of my favorite quotes from an addict:
“Got any Skooma? Hmmmm? Buddy? Pal? *gives her Skooma* Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh…*eyes get un-focused* Eh? What’s that? Who in the blue blazes are YOU? *falls over*
You never had to explain to me the first time! I don’t remember what riff I ended up playing off of it, but I know I looked it up, as I do any time I have NFI what anyone is talking about. A lack of response can just mean that a funny comeback has not occurred to me. And I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s like that. I know Droll has confessed to being a fellow information junkie.
I would like a half-dozen of those arsenic cookies, uh.. I mean almond cookies, yes, thank you.
The bitter almond ones with extra cyanide?
The cookies with arse-nic are reserved for the Association Amicale des Amateurs d’Andouillette Authentiques.
Now you need a clonking. *clonk*
I agree. Congratulations, Droll, on another clonkable classic!
I think we should eat at e. coli diner.
Menu
Deserts
Toxic Cake
Poison Berry Ice-Cream
Dinner
Death Stew
Macaroni & Moldy Cheese
Melted Chocolate w/ Toenails
Breakfast
Eggs & Jam with a side of Poison
Bacon & Toxic Pancakes
Rotton Sausage w/ Under-Boiled Boiled Eggs
I’ll take the death stew, and please make it slow and painful. Oh, it’s for a special friend.
Coming right up!
*bustles off*
You can watch The chef and your poissons being prepared in our open kitchen.
Sorry. I got moderated.
youtube.com v=oFZvdyZcRTY
Still not working. Seems to me there ought to be something else after .com. Can you put it where we click your name?
Try the name. Watch the open poisson kitchen.
Food fight!
*throws kake at jinxed*
This butt cake tastes like ass….
Maybe you should wash it down with some Pschitt.
Hmmm, broken link.
I just remembered something! A few months ago, I was reading my science book, and it said: “…and if it is heated, it will become borken!” *ROTFLOL*
Can I get an order of ciguatoxin with a side of botulism and a hemlock shake to go, please?
i think they specialize in catering for funerals too literally
I hear they catered that bash for the Heaven’s Gate folks, and not one of their customers complained.
I told you we should’ve gone to the p0rn bakerry instead. They have a floor show there, too.
Plus since all the workers are nudist, even if they’re not on the floor, there’s always a show.
And more of a show if the customers are on the floor.
I bet the workers get to know the customers real well!
They have nothing to hide from each other.
Do you come here often?
When I come often, I am a very very happy woman.
That’s neither here nor there.
When you’re coming you don’t care where you are. It could be here or there, doesn’t matter at that point.
I believe my coworkers might take exception to your statement.
No! Not on the desk!
Why don’t you come with me! I want to show you something…
No thanks. That could get me in trouble.
*jumps into a black van and drives away*
Well, you could of told me you had candy in the van and I might have considered it.
Sorry, I’m new at this! *gives la conejita candy, jumps in the van, drives away*
What a nice cat. He brought candy for me, then jumped in the van and drove away.
Darn! I did it wrong again? LAST TRY! *gives la conejita candy……waits…………………gets run over by black van*
That’ll be another life of Shadow’s ticker.
*rubs head* Ow.
… What were they TRYING to say?
Paisan? My first thought was “Poisson” but that would be a strange bakery.
Really? I thought the Poisson Bakeries were widely distributed.
I had to Google that one.
Aaaaaargh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! The Dreadful Pun Hell fairies are so overworked these days we end up only having time to clonk a sample population; consider yourself sampled. *clonk*
Until I read these, I was thinking “poisson bakeries” – we usually call those “fish and chip shops”!
I’ve never seen those shops bake anything. It’s all fried!
Unless they bake fish cakes?
A fair number of the ones in Scotland have a proper pizza oven, and offer pies and smoked sausage which are baked rather than fried.
This borders on a fish pun. What is it with fish puns on this site? From now on, Dreadful Pun Hell fairy will clonk the makers of fish puns with a fish, after the fashion of the Fish-Slapping Dance as performed by Michael Palin and John Cleese. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I have haddock with DPH fairy!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *thwap*
Actually, I consider myself clonked.
Apropos of absolutely nothing, my High School maths teacher was teaching statistics, and one wrote down on the blackboard the words:-
“Poison(sic) Distribution”, and wondered why the whole class laughed!
It could’ve been a Freudian slip; were you a rowdy and uncooperative class? Perhaps the teacher was indeed fantasising about distributing poison to the lot of you.
I think it was just a Freudian camisole. Of course, you haven’t stated the gender of the math teacher. Now I’m imagining:
I’m a math teacher and I’m okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I prove theorems, I wear high heels, a camisole and bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
Of course, 제과점=Bakery
For 쁘아종, it’s more complicated. this word doesn’t have a meaning. It’s pronounce, Ppeuahjong to try to imitate the pronunciation of the french word “Poison”. “Poison”, same meaning in french and english, is some cool name to pronounce in Korea.
So Poison Bakery is not a bad translation. Just than “Poison” is some cool and “with no meaning” name to add. Like “Bakery 2000″.
Well, it’s a huge FAIL.
I think you FAIL.
Try to act your age.
What? Why do you say that? That wasn’t very nice
You made a personal attack on someone who offered a reasonable opinion. If you don’t like it, ignore it. Fourteen is certainly old enough to understand the concept of tolerance, and is essential if you wish to function in society.
*sigh* One piece of gum will do it.
I just thought that the person was trolling about how the pic is a FAIL, and I just stated that I didn’t think so.
Re-read your comment. It was directed personally to the poster. It was an over-reaction.
Well, I guess I was a little harsh. But you have been bugging me a lot lately! I don’t see how most of the recent stuff I said was ‘wrong’.
Someone has to be responsible for your socialization. You are the future.
Let us all ponder that for a moment, and consider whether we are really prepared to live without faith in divine providence.
God had better hope he doesn’t exist; if he did, he would get SUCH a talking-to from me once I’m dead.
Oh, I have quite a list to take up with him myself! But then I imagine he’s got a few complaints about me as well…
Hence my despair, and perhaps futile efforts.
We have nothing to gain by feeding the trolls, SS.
Ok, nebur mind.
*gives gum*
Hey! That was for bluejade! The mods moved my comment!
That’s all right, I don’t chew gum anyway.
I could imagine the “h3ll” it would give on toilet sharks teeth
That’s true; it can be expecially a problem when children have ice creams that have a bubble gum nose, and drop that – there’s nothing quite as disappointing as hunting down an ice cream, delivering the fatal bite, and discovering that you have a whacking great wodge of gum stuck between serrated teeth.
Thanks, I got it anyway!
So, don’t order the tilapia because that *isn’t* a typo after all? Just thought I’d ask for the halibut.
*looks around* I’ll order that too, just for the hellubut! *hides in corner*
*surprised haven’t been clonked yet*
Well, since you were just codding about repeating an existing pun, but replaicing an odd letter…
It was kind of icky thus.
Repeated? Really? Care to share from where? (hehe, that rhymes)
It’s probably appropriate for the toilet shark to take people to task for ghastly fish puns, so: *thwap*
Their torturelini are to die for. Luckily I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.
Immunity to iocane? Inconthievable! (And we should know down here, because as everyone knows, Australia is populated by criminals.)
You keep using that word. I think it does not mean what you think it means.
Well, clearly she was not a princess bride.
Actually, it is conceivable. Sit down, we’ll have some wine, and I’ll show you.
Just in case anyone likes that movie as much as I!
Anybody care for some wine? Heheh…
*whines*
Do you want some cheese with that wine?
that’s funny. ahahah AHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA! *falls down*
This bakery made me crack a smile…and more!
The kinda crack of a smile the joker has?
The kinda crack of a smile the plumber has.
Better get some duct tape…
Sneak up on the plumber and use spackle.
I can see no down side.
I guess Poison is not as well known as I thought they were…
Dang! That was the original thing I was going to say! *grumble* I just couldn’t remember the word *grumble grumble*
This could possibly be a show where the members of 80s big-hair glam-metal band Poison are shoved into a great big oven, and made to listen to their own music as they are roasted to death. I’d pay to see that!
And I’m sure you’d also be glad to see Axl Rose get his thorn.
He’s been a thorn in my side for a long time…
He does annoy quite a few people! IMO, he was the only thing wrong with GnR. I love Slash’s post-GnR work. The boy can handle an axe.
쁘와종 was intended to mean Poisson instead of Poison. ‘Fish’ in French, of course. The folks at that bakery aren’t particularly good at spelling, though. They have ‘Caffee Latte’ on the display window, which should’ve said ‘Caffè Latte’ instead.
Perhaps they serve Fugu livers on a croissant.
@wesley – it says 쁘아종, not 쁘와종, so i dont know where you got poisson from. fish bakery makes as much sense as poison bakery (unless a letter fell off of the sign that i don’t see, but am pretty sure they can spell in korean, just not english).
it’s just an awful, awful syllabic translation of Bbuh-Ah-Johng. my people fail quite a bit at this and supply much of the fodder for this site.
It says Poisson – they were trying to make it sound more like French but failed. I wonder if they really knew Poisson is French for “fish” – might as well be poison. But I have had fish cake before….just not baked in rice dough with frosting on top!
And let us not forget the crap cakes.
Ok, who left the appleseeds on the dead fish out over the day.
If I want to die, this is the place I want to be?