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Slamduck
Submitted by: kravorzlair via Engrish Funny Submissions
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 4:00 am.
Eew, beastiality! Eew!
pluck a duck! pluck a duck! its not a chicken or a cow!
Pluck that duck, and pluck it now!
That slipper is slamming!
Well, some people are like that with spiders.
Must be a huge duck wearing those slippers.
I think I’m going out to get some Ducking Donuts.
With some toffee?
No, I prefer coffee.
Ooops! Forgot to change my face there…
Cross-facer!
I knew you were two-faced!
Does that mean he is a double-talker? *runs away from jinxed*
*stops running, turns around*
*ninja’s over to SS’s back* *slap!*
*appears behind Jinxed with a knife….*
*…..and cuts the cheeze*
That’s what I meant but was writing in Engrish. I just thought Ducking Donuts would go well drinking some nice hot toffee.
Talk about lip burn!
Toffee would go better with chicken, since after all, you pullet.
Who you calling a pullet?
He’s just talking c0ck.
Taffy, that’s taffy, not toffee, that gets pulled.
And Dreadful Pun Hell fairy saw what you did there.
Taffy? Are you sure? I always thought it was Daffy not Taffy Duck, though I could be wrong.
I’m hungry. I could go for a taffy duck right now…..
Slam Duck. A new dance seen at the Club Flamingo.
eh, I don’t feel like clonking right now.
Slamming ducks, clubbing flamingos: what is this, Brutality to Birds Week?
This is what almost happened last week when taking a short-cut road through the park.
That’s just a mitten used by duck slammers to remind them to only slam, not strangle, stab, punch or bludgeon their ducks.
No, it’s WABBIT SEASON!
No, it’s f*** season!
No, it’s slammin’ season!
Slam him now! Slam him now!
Slam dunk!
No, it’s… ducking season ?
Oh, duck off.
Ooh! That was a nasty quack.
Yeah! Don’t pay attention to her, just continue to duck on.
suck my duck
Are you a Kiwi, then?
Look out low flying geese. Duck!
*clonk*
Space Jam, anyone?
pota pagit namang he?
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
Eew, beastiality! Eew!
pluck a duck!
pluck a duck!
its not a chicken or a cow!
Pluck that duck, and pluck it now!
That slipper is slamming!
Well, some people are like that with spiders.
Must be a huge duck wearing those slippers.
I think I’m going out to get some Ducking Donuts.
With some toffee?
No, I prefer coffee.
Ooops! Forgot to change my face there…
Cross-facer!
I knew you were two-faced!
Does that mean he is a double-talker? *runs away from jinxed*
*stops running, turns around*
*ninja’s over to SS’s back* *slap!*
*appears behind Jinxed with a knife….*
*…..and cuts the cheeze*
That’s what I meant but was writing in Engrish. I just thought Ducking Donuts would go well drinking some nice hot toffee.
Talk about lip burn!
Toffee would go better with chicken, since after all, you pullet.
Who you calling a pullet?
He’s just talking c0ck.
Taffy, that’s taffy, not toffee, that gets pulled.
And Dreadful Pun Hell fairy saw what you did there.
Taffy? Are you sure? I always thought it was Daffy not Taffy Duck, though I could be wrong.
I’m hungry. I could go for a taffy duck right now…..
Slam Duck. A new dance seen at the Club Flamingo.
eh, I don’t feel like clonking right now.
Slamming ducks, clubbing flamingos: what is this, Brutality to Birds Week?
This is what almost happened last week when taking a short-cut road through the park.
That’s just a mitten used by duck slammers to remind them to only slam, not strangle, stab, punch or bludgeon their ducks.
No, it’s WABBIT SEASON!
No, it’s f*** season!
No, it’s slammin’ season!
Slam him now! Slam him now!
Slam dunk!
No, it’s… ducking season ?
Oh, duck off.
Ooh! That was a nasty quack.
Yeah! Don’t pay attention to her, just continue to duck on.
suck my duck
Are you a Kiwi, then?
Look out low flying geese. Duck!
*clonk*
Space Jam, anyone?
pota pagit namang he?