Comments on: We don’t think that slogan will work, Mr. President

By: Jay C. DeSoto

Jay C. DeSoto — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:42:02 +0000

Oops, the president’s off his meds again.

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:38:44 +0000

Actually I bought a nice big house this past June. Not bad for a 26 year old?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:27:24 +0000

What? I didn’t say anything bad. I was just trying to figure out where his secret liar is.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:36:14 +0000

Isn’t that from Prostituto’s soliloquy in ‘Not Adoing Anything Much’? I always laugh like a loon at the proctologist’s office scene.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:07:45 +0000

I didn’t try to steal it, I just said that because it was there.

By: jinxed1

jinxed1 — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:10:33 +0000

He might of said something witty like “No, YOUR mom’s basement” but in this case that would be….. *shudders*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:39:18 +0000

Oh snap! *oh no you didn’t!*

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:32:22 +0000

Your mother’s basement?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:10:04 +0000

Welcome back. Is the bad weather affecting you?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:56:52 +0000

Yes, fish puns must be fresh!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:47:35 +0000

How about fairy bread? (Non-Aussies may need to google that one.)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:41:01 +0000

Yes. We’d like to be herring some new ones.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:41:03 +0000

*slap* Don’t steal other people’s puns.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:47:41 +0000

awww, *buys dr handle a new tutu* …..*and some chocolate*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:10:57 +0000

Ya know, I’ve just about haddock with these puns!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:09:10 +0000

*gives jinxed extra moneys for a nicer toilet*

By: jinxed

jinxed — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:08:27 +0000

oh, that was perfect.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:07:51 +0000

*Epic Clonk!*

By: jinxed

jinxed — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:06:32 +0000

I’ll go get the toilet…

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:41:49 +0000

Well, nothing in the news about it yet. I guess the location of my secret lair is safe for now.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:14:18 +0000

Potentially, but so is life, so whats new?

By: Ginger Snape

Ginger Snape — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:46:23 +0000

It giff me had ack to reed.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:29:18 +0000

There, there! It’s ok! *gives her ice cream*

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:20:28 +0000

*cries*

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:19:52 +0000

It’s a hopeless cause, and sometimes all a DPH fairy can do is sob into her tutu, and hope that the bread was something nice and soft, not dwarf bread.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:41:49 +0000

I hope Dr Handle and Jinxed are paying attention to what you did there.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:40:42 +0000

Right, so you want a bunch of strangers to know where you live? Isn’t that healthy but very dangerous?

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:31:06 +0000

If I find out anything, I’ll post it.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:58:51 +0000

Awwww…poor thing!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:17 +0000

I hope she’s ok!!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:58:10 +0000

It puts the request in the basket or it gets the hope again.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:55:04 +0000

It was a terrible pun. It should have been band.

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:13:47 +0000

Saddly though, tonight a girl had to get carried off in a stretcher after going down our “artifical mountain”. Some a$$hole dug a ramp/ditch at the bottom. You can’t see the ramp/ditch from the top. I didnt see it happen but I went down the hill, hit the ramp and landed about twenty feet away on my back (I use a big plastic dish with a polished bottom). I landed next to two girls one couldn’t move and the other on the phone with her parents. At first when I went down I thought they were just being lazy and sitting in the snow. I caught footage of the paramedic carrying her away. (If this hits the news, you now know where I live!!!!)

By: Kame09

Kame09 — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:12:26 +0000

YES! Muhahaha (big happy smile).

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:02:33 +0000

…or on the next buy, it thinks a request to call wait… something… um, hang on… oh, stuff it, it gets the hose again.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:38:34 +0000

We trust he does take time to put food on his family, though.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:30:15 +0000

no need to dignify that with a response

By: jinxed

jinxed — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:05:41 +0000

I’m glad I am the one doing the clonking…. ’cause that was a dreadful fun right there )

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:52:10 +0000

Oh, the bread sticks to them just fine.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:26:25 +0000

Cast your bread upon the daughters……

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:23:33 +0000

At least Obama won’t try to tackle Globing Warmal.

By: jjhitt

jjhitt — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:13:23 +0000

It puts the Hope in the basket…

By: jinxed

jinxed — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:03:52 +0000

Guess who.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:39:10 +0000

Who would?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:38:46 +0000

I’ve had quite a few comments I know I made and saw posted disappear lately. I kind of figured, La Conejita, that you had the same source I did, since I recognized all your quotes. In fact, that was my chief source of LOLZ on the net before I discovered EngrishFunny! The man truly has a unique ability to say the most hilariously incongruous and bone-headed things.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:15:43 +0000

Over the last few days, I have had a number of completely innocuous comments simply not show up. When I try to re-post them, It says that comment was already made.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:14:33 +0000

Hey that’s my same source! The one that is STILL awaiting moderation is also from “political humor about “, except I only listed the top 10, so my link changes a little from yours.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:05:25 +0000

Personally, the most difficult of his exhortations to follow is the one about keeping food on my family. He said he understood how difficult it is to do; it’s not difficult, it’s impossible!! They squirm away as I try my best.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:59:53 +0000

I think he is what I was afraid he might be; a bureaucrat. We needed a Roosevelt. He’s an intelligent, articulate guy, but he was handed a gutted economy and two wars, and that takes rattling the power structure to fix. The fringe people act like he’s the anti-christ… he’s a skinny guy with a charming smile, great manners, and marvelous “presence.”
He’s done wonders for our image internationally, unlike the last guy. That is a huge relief!! Bush went beyond embarrassing, and into another realm.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:43:12 +0000

Lots of snow?