HOPE
It hopes that wait. Because think request to call on next buy that wait something.
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But I dun wanna wait!
I’s HOPE to understand this sentence one day.
Just wait and think….
….the two things I don’t like doing….
Everytime I try to make sense of it, my brain hurts.
Ok, i need to stop,…getting….. dizzy?!???
I’m with you, although admittedly some of my head-splosion has to do with caffeine withdrawal (which I’ve been trying to defeat all dang morning to no avail).
This one just has be befuzzled..
Me befuzzled, dangit.. See? I can’t even type my head is so ‘sploded..
Here, you might need these. (Gives MRNot a handful of wet-naps)
What is this “something” that is waiting?
…and why do I have to request to call it? Screw that, I just gonna call.
Where is everybody? H-e-l-l-o (long echo). I “hope” were not the only two people to post.
Sorry, been busy with work. It happens on my job sometimes.
It’s ok. My lunch break is over now anyway. (Giving away my timezone)
Eastern?
Yup
Lots of snow?
no need to dignify that with a response
YES! Muhahaha (big happy smile).
Saddly though, tonight a girl had to get carried off in a stretcher after going down our “artifical mountain”. Some a$$hole dug a ramp/ditch at the bottom. You can’t see the ramp/ditch from the top. I didnt see it happen but I went down the hill, hit the ramp and landed about twenty feet away on my back (I use a big plastic dish with a polished bottom). I landed next to two girls one couldn’t move and the other on the phone with her parents. At first when I went down I thought they were just being lazy and sitting in the snow. I caught footage of the paramedic carrying her away. (If this hits the news, you now know where I live!!!!)
I hope she’s ok!!
Awwww…poor thing!
If I find out anything, I’ll post it.
Right, so you want a bunch of strangers to know where you live? Isn’t that healthy but very dangerous?
Potentially, but so is life, so whats new?
Well, nothing in the news about it yet. I guess the location of my secret lair is safe for now.
Your mother’s basement?
Oh snap! *oh no you didn’t!*
He might of said something witty like “No, YOUR mom’s basement” but in this case that would be….. *shudders*
What? I didn’t say anything bad. I was just trying to figure out where his secret liar is.
Actually I bought a nice big house this past June. Not bad for a 26 year old?
Makes as much sense as anything Obama has said. . .
I think what Obama says makes a great deal of sense. What he DOES, not so much.
Maybe he just doesn’t exactly know what hes saying, you know, just going along for the ride.
Bush would just make up words, Obama has writers to look stuff up.
Maybe this is the raw material they started with.
The finished product isn’t any better
Oh, I think it is well established that George W. Bush raised the bar for incoherent communication to a level never reached before or since. If you don’t believe me, I’ve got several pages of unforgettable W quotes, and I mean unforgettable because of their hilarious content. Obama is actually articulate in speech, usually. His speech at Oslo was a gem. But I don’t yet feel we know whether he can follow through with successful action.
I think he is what I was afraid he might be; a bureaucrat. We needed a Roosevelt. He’s an intelligent, articulate guy, but he was handed a gutted economy and two wars, and that takes rattling the power structure to fix. The fringe people act like he’s the anti-christ… he’s a skinny guy with a charming smile, great manners, and marvelous “presence.”
He’s done wonders for our image internationally, unlike the last guy. That is a huge relief!! Bush went beyond embarrassing, and into another realm.
At least Obama won’t try to tackle Globing Warmal.
We trust he does take time to put food on his family, though.
I *hope* the pencils are sharper than the person who wrote that.
Well, unlikely pencils, I *hope* that people don’t get dull as you use them.
You can always buy a new batch of them, unless you’re saving for a parker…
It hopes that wait. Hope: the curse of the procrastinator. Requests by those that wait for something may resolve themselves before you make the next call.
Murphy’s Law: School never has a snow day unless the project and homework are done.
Some politicians are always giving you a long confusing speech and throw in a big word you’re familiar with HOPE.
Other politicians are comedians and make you laugh when they give their speech.
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
I see you’ve got a collection of W’s unforgettable quotes, too. Probably my favorite is, “”Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” –George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000. But I’m also quite fond of, ““Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” –George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000, not to mention, “”Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001. And let us not forget his pep talk in 2004, “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004.
That last one is reminiscent of the Mayor Daley speech. “The police are not here to cause disorder. They are here to preserve disorder!”
the first time in a long time that I actually
LOL!
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Where is the page of these quotes you claim to have?
I want to see this page too!
My comment is awaiting moderation. If it gets deleted, just google “George Bush quotes top 10″
My long-standing source for the best W quotes is at the following address (spaces added to prevent moderation):
http:// politicalhumor. about. com/library/blbushisms.htm
Hey that’s my same source! The one that is STILL awaiting moderation is also from “political humor about “, except I only listed the top 10, so my link changes a little from yours.
Over the last few days, I have had a number of completely innocuous comments simply not show up. When I try to re-post them, It says that comment was already made.
I’ve had quite a few comments I know I made and saw posted disappear lately. I kind of figured, La Conejita, that you had the same source I did, since I recognized all your quotes. In fact, that was my chief source of LOLZ on the net before I discovered EngrishFunny! The man truly has a unique ability to say the most hilariously incongruous and bone-headed things.
Personally, the most difficult of his exhortations to follow is the one about keeping food on my family. He said he understood how difficult it is to do; it’s not difficult, it’s impossible!! They squirm away as I try my best.
Cast your bread upon the daughters……
Oh, the bread sticks to them just fine.
I hope Dr Handle and Jinxed are paying attention to what you did there.
It’s a hopeless cause, and sometimes all a DPH fairy can do is sob into her tutu, and hope that the bread was something nice and soft, not dwarf bread.
awww, *buys dr handle a new tutu* …..*and some chocolate*
How about fairy bread? (Non-Aussies may need to google that one.)
The who would have something to say about that.
Who would?
Guess who.
I’m glad I am the one doing the clonking…. ’cause that was a dreadful fun right there
)
It was a terrible pun. It should have been band.
*cries*
There, there! It’s ok! *gives her ice cream*
I’ll go get the toilet…
*gives jinxed extra moneys for a nicer toilet*
*Epic Clonk!*
oh, that was perfect.
Ya know, I’ve just about haddock with these puns!
*slap* Don’t steal other people’s puns.
Yes. We’d like to be herring some new ones.
Yes, fish puns must be fresh!
Welcome back. Is the bad weather affecting you?
I didn’t try to steal it, I just said that because it was there.
I’d rather be hopeless than this confused.
Looks a bit like Shakespeare to me: it continues:
‘that waits not in the hope thereof
for is not that something in the hope that thinking
to call or not in the request that requesteth not..’
and so on and so on until your a$$ hurts.
Isn’t that from Prostituto’s soliloquy in ‘Not Adoing Anything Much’? I always laugh like a loon at the proctologist’s office scene.
Yes, I’ve been hoping for that…what?….wait….
This is actually just leftover hope from the 2009 US presidential campaign. The Hope that didn’t get used by the Barrak Obama campaign was packaged up, sold to Japan, and labeled in Engrish.
Here it is in it’s original packaging.
[img]http://techbuddha.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/obama-hope.jpg[/img]
Well, what are you waiting for? Don’t just hope there.
It puts the Hope in the basket…
…or on the next buy, it thinks a request to call wait… something… um, hang on… oh, stuff it, it gets the hose again.
It puts the request in the basket or it gets the hope again.
It giff me had ack to reed.
Oops, the president’s off his meds again.