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I would believe it! Isn’t that what Mccrap uses in all their food?
Made from free range kitteh.
I can has freerange kitteh cheezburger?
You can haz badly scratched arms.
With fur filtered out first, kthx. Hairballs – DO NOT WANT.
Now available in Soylent Green!
contains pure mike
Salty!
What, no bone?
No bones about it! *runs from DPH Fairy*
*ninja clonks SS* HAHA, No running from us!
*claws jinxed*
Children, children! Please cut out the hijinx (no pun intended!) and let us turn our attention back to the proof of the Pythagorean Theorum I’ve been delineating on the board.
…you hurt your what?
Oh man, that Pythagoras brings me down, he’s such a square.
Well, I’m afraid your performance echoes Archimedes. Eureka!
But, he WAS made from 2 triangles.
He usually had the right angle on things, though.
its gravity that brings you down
FYI
pythagoras is not a square,
he was man who imagined and drew some
ex hypothesi, 3
*bats SS*
*slap*
Is it a tie in for the Simpsons?.
Wouldn’t that feel lumpy going down the throat?
Not if you put it in the blender of “frappe” first!
*dry heaves*
After that, it might taste like ‘cr@ppe’!
Perfectly feasible; haven’t you ever used a juicer before? The heavy duty ones can handle all sorts of gristle and tendon, just so long as you get the larger bones out of the way. Great for when your humanitarian friends come over.
Reminds me of the “Bassomatic” from the old SNL.
You do mean human-tarian, I suppose…
Odd, I never thought of the expression “pressing the flesh” when using a juicer before. Thanks, engrish!!
Shouldn’t that be more like “flesh EAT”?
Eat flesh!
We used “Eat Flesh!” as a slogan at an anime convention outside Cincinnati, when giving out “buy one get one free” coupons to the Subway across the street (the only non-hotel restaurant within 3 miles).
The joke never got old, and the Subway told us (the con staff) that their business went up about 300% that weekend – and the customers kept making the “Eat Flesh!” joke at the store…
Zombway- eat flesh?
Normally you would have to pull.
May I not suggest that this wouldn’t be a perfect accompaniment to andouillette.
Yes, when you want to dine with your ghoul-friends.
It comes in a sparkling version for the modern vampire.
For glampires.
Beavis & Butthead have the job of keeping this filled up.
This is obviously a beverage for cannibals, how come no one figured this out?
It’s refleshing!
So sad and yet I still lol’d
rerun!!!
I was wondering if anyone else would notice.
Hey, Why don’t we go to zomb’donalds and have some human flesh IN A CUP!
Gives a whole new meaning to 2 girls, 1 cup.
Which meaning is preferable?
To the best of my knowledge, neither one means “preferable.”
‘scuze me, Perfessor! But that doesn’t andwer my questiom.
Well, I didn’t think the question deserved to be andwered.
288
Numerical pun EPIC WIN!
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is prepared to acknowledge that one, and let it go due to epicness.
We’re going to have to get the bluejade that does math on this one.
It’s a good one. It took me a minute or two to get it.
Hint: 144=1 gross (a quantity)
Too gross?
And it’s two gross, too.
That sounds too gross, 1 cup.
I’ll take the 2 girls, minus the cup.
Ok, will they poop on your hand?
If he’s lucky. Depends on whether they’ve seen *those* websites.
Lucky? I think that probably costs extra.
…I don’t get it! Where does poop come in to this?
The reference that Droll made about the two girls, one cup comes from a video (I haven’t seen it and don’t want to either) in which two girls poop in a cup and then do things with it.
Since Jinxed said he’ll take the two girls but not the cup, I wondered if they would poop in his hand.
Ugh. That doesn’t sound child friendly! I don’t even WANT to see that!
They’re testing the market for new flavors. Darn Japan always gets the new interesting flavors. I heard that they now have Gangrene Green and Plague Purple Gatoraid now.
What you can’t see is the instructions on top say “Insert hand here”.
Years ago, when I got my first juicer, step one in the directions stated: Do not put fingers in juicer.
My favorite warning label was on my (then) new scooter. It said: “Warning! Product moves when used!” *ROTFLOL*
Well, I may have said this here before, but some years back I bought one of those big folding shields to put across the windshield of your car when it’s parked, to (theoretically, at least) keep it cooler. At the bottom was printed the warning, “Caution: Do not attempt to drive with shield in place.” I fully expect that one day soon, all knives will be inscribed with the warning, “Caution: Cutting edge is sharp. May cause injury or death if inserted into body.”
(On the package of a restaurant style candle things that you put under serving trays) WARNING! Candle HOT when lit!
My favourite Engrish on the packaging of a knife was
“Warning: Keep out of children”.
Or so help me….
Click on my name for more dumb and funny warning signs.
Good ones!
Actually, some of them do, but if more than half seem to make sense, you would need professional care!
I thought they all made sense… one way or another.
Funny! But they managed to miss one of my enduring favorites: on those little cloth packets of dry silica gel they put in the boxes of most electronic equipment to absorb moisture, it always says, “Silica gel. Do not eat.”
Some of the packets look very similar to sugar packets. I’m not sure how useful the label really is, though: the demographic most likely to try to eat the “DVD sugar” is also the one least likely to be able to read: preschool children.
I’ve also seen silica gel included with certain kinds of foods (nuts, for example), where it’s a bit more reasonable to think it might be a packet of some kind of seasoning.
Perfect for a hot summer!
Perfect for today’s Zombie on the go!
Throw it at the zombie horde, it’ll buy you time to get away.
Reminds me of the V8 food blender from Top Gear.
I think this is supposed to be, “Flesh Dlink”.
If it’s not served in a cup or bottle.. Does that make it can-nibalistic?
I’ll have a large type AB-to go please. And some Frites also.
SOYLENT COLA IS PEOPLE O_O
“How does it taste?”
“Oh, it varies from person to person.”
Wow. For real?
Spammer alert!! Twelve o’clock!
ITS ZOMBIFIED! (this beverage contains human flesh and brain bits, use discretion, may cause living death)
mmm..bwains…yum.
Must be Zombie McDonalds……
…but it couldn’t be wrong.
Another fine product of Zombie, Inc.
It’s too rich for me. When are they coming out with Flesh Light?
Maybe the scientists already did. Remember those GE animals with glowing skin?
Isn’t “flesh light” just a synonym for Caucasian?
I thought we were all pretty much the same colour under the skin.
And we’re all EXACTLY the same color in the dark.
Phosphorescent?
Grey, or possibly gray?
FYI, don’t Google “flesh light” at work!
Did you?
‘Push’.
Soylent Orange is People????
McBloodBank
ad for the zombie market win?
Do you want some ice with your flesh drink?