Fish Bong
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This is actually a fish-flavored string cheese.
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Apparently this product may make your eyes fall out. DO NOT WANT!
Actually, he got so high on fish on night he fell victim to the “delicous can” gag.
To see some other weird ways to get high, click my name. I do not recommend any of these!
Crayons?
*looking at that 50 pound bag of stearic acid in a whole new way*
No dice, server tells me it can’t be found. What did you come up with?
As for the product…!! Spoooky! One of the kid’s eyes is missing, his head expanded, neck reduced to genuine pencil proportions, and he’s too young to be using a bong; so what if it’s made of fish-flavored cheese!
Dunno why you can’t link. It hasn’t been disabled.
httpCOLON//wwwDOTgoodreads.com/story/show/14116.Getting_High_Off_of_Inexpensive_Household_Products
(Do the usual substitutions)
Oops. That overflowed the field. You may need to try a different browser.
Eek! I’m surprised he didn’t mention injecting peanut butter. Must have slipped his mind for some reason.
Injecting peanut butter? With what, a turkey baster?
AAAAARGH! What we need, what we really need, around here, is a Giving Me A Ghastly Mental Picture fairy.
Hehehe….crayons.
I’m not sure about people but in cats the wax in crayons will act as a laxative.
I’ll remember that, just in case. One never knows.
8o…….uh oh……gotta go!
It sure does go through them fast, and can result in a poop rainbow.
I’m getting high on H2O! Whoo hooo!
Isn’t that a good thing?…..Is it legal?!
The last I heard, yes, water is legal.
I don’t do water.
Seriously, I don’t drink very much liquid at all. Maybe about a half bottle per day.
We are supposed to drink much more than that a day. I too have not been good at drinking water, but I am trying to change that.
Ahh! I’m off to fight clouds, travel like hercules, and battle alligators!
You also get all nice and drunk feeling if you are severely dehydrated…I think it’s better to try too much first.
I get a major headache when dehydrated.
Seriously, folks, don’t try the water thing! It can seriously mess up your body chemistry. Water sounds safe, but too much of anything can kill you. I think it dissolves salts out of your cells and they break down.
I drink at least 2 litres a day, but 5 would be silly!
Screw that, I’m going to get hiiiiigh if it’s the last thing I do! (And it probably will be)
Especially if you try those weird mushrooms!
You should expect my avatar to change again any second now……
Don’t! Really, don’t try that.
It’s a joke.
Having worked with some compulsive water-drinkers, water toxicity is real and dangerous and never looked like any fun to me. Seriously, the contaminants in street drugs are bad enough, but when you’re intentionally consuming an industrial product never intended for human consumption, the dangers are legion. Long-term abuse of any drug can cause brain damage, but abusing inhalants can cause irreversible brain damage practically overnight.
Further on this; the “8 cups of water a day” is an equivalent volume, not 8 cups as well as any other liquids you drink, and on top of any water you get from “solid food”. If you eat some meat and veg, and drink about 3 or 4 cups you’ll be fine, unless you spend a lot of time in areas above about 20C (70F).
That sounds about right. Where I live it’s above 20C quite a bit, though. The rule of thumb in these temperatures is- Don’t wait until you feel thirsty. If you don’t need to pee every 2 hours or so, you need more water.
Why isn’t listen to rush 24/7 on that list?
Because it’s a list of ways to get high, not a list of “Sure Ways to Experience Suicidal Depression Before the Day is Out.”
What songs have you been listening to?
I may have misunderstood you. I thought you were referring to Rush Limbaugh. If you meant the band Rush, that’s slightly different. They’re all right, although I don’t put them up with my favorites. I mostly listen to rock, and my absolute all-time fave is Jimi Hendrix, but I like stuff from every decade right up through contemporary (I adore Shinedown, Velvet Revolver, and Evanescence, to name a few). Right this moment (yes, I get to listen to music of my choosing at work) I’m listening to the new Breaking Benjamin (Dear Agony).
Yep, I was referring to the band rush. Now, it you listened to 2112 all day, i could possibly see someone being depressed.
Interesting. I don’t find anything depressing about that album.
I am SO not clicking on that link while I’m at work.
It’s good it see that at least some people have some intelligence left.
*tests out new avatar*
I know the FAIL won’t last, but just because it’s there……*whack!*
The fact that it’s fish flavored string cheese is bad enough
i’d rather a fish bong to that… lol
You can eat the evidence in case of a raid.
YUM!!! Bong water and fish-flavored string cheese!!!! Forget the dairy allergy, I’m going for this one!!!
With some donuts and hot dogs for dessert?
Yeah, wanna share?
You bring the donut, I’ll bring the hot dog.
I have Borios and molk.
Well, it be weird if it were the other way around. Since you’re bringing the hot dog, I’ll assume it has AIDS.
Hold the “mustard”!
Don’t like holding “mustard.”
Well… First Reply To The First Comment Then
Yes… I Stole Your Glory!! Bow Down To Me!
If you want to feel great about getting the first comment here, don’t. Now, if you go to failblog, and get it, then congratulations, since its 10x harder there.
Nobody noticed Ice Alchemy said
st, not First. Looks like a fail to me.
He didn’t, but he none-the-less expressed that he was glad about getting the first comment. And that was a horrible pun. *banhammers*
Pun? What pun? Actually. I didn’t understand much of your comment at all.
If there’s a pun there, I can’t see it. And the first post DOES say “!st.”
I’ve heard that if you smoke a bong the fish may actually converse with you.
Wonder what he would say? Would the fish be stoned too?
Nah, they’re just invisible!
No just being koi
Especially the fish swimming in the bong water. But I’d advise against keeping piranhas in there, because if they get the munchies…
So thats where all my Doritos went!
You WEREN’T just absent-minded and consumed them!
It would certainly be strange for toking on a bong to cause a memory lapse.
Was that a question or an oddly enthusiastic statement?
Yes.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Smoke the fish bong and you may hear the voice of Cod.
Oh, that’s just an old wives’ tail.
It’s NOT a fish-flavoured string cheese. It’s a sausage made of fish meat. This type of sausage is pretty common in Korea. BTW, ‘bong’ just means long, round stick in Korean, referring to the shape of the sausage.
And here I thought I just got ripped off the time I sent off for that special Korean bong, and all I got was a long, round stick!
Which explains how the bong got its name.
So if I go to Korea it would be safe to say that I have a bong in my pants?
Dunno, I think it has to made of fish, or at least fish-flavored.
But then it would be a fish bong
What if the dong has a fishy smell, does that count?
Do you prefer them with a fishy smell?
No. It’s just that Bluejade said that it has to be made of fish or be fish flavored. I just suggested another possible option she might be interested in.
5 dollar…..5 dollar fish long………
This gives a whole new meaning to “smoking fish”!
Dude, wait… what?
I was gunna eat my cheese fish bong, but then I got high,
Even though it sounded really wrong, but then I got high,
Now I’ve been hungry all day long, and I know why:
Because I was high, because I was high, because I was high.
tesht?
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It’s a writing mushroom. We are probably so high on water that we are imagining it.