I’m not kidding
I’m just a
naughty girl
you were eaten by me
so, you are mine
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Well, possession is nine tenths of the law…
We need an old priest and a young priest. The Power Of Christ Compels YOU!!! The Power Of Christ Compels YOU!!!
And lots of green pea soup!
Whirled peas?
Yes, shortly before the projectile vomitting.
It can also be ten tenths of a bust.
Good one!
A little pull on a man’s leash and he will willingly follow.
I thought it was “When you have him by the balls, his heart and mind will follow”?
That is the difference between the male and female perspective (though I think the quote is Stalin’s).
Psychopathy can top gender any time.
Does it follow that there is a heart and mind? For either gender.
Sadly, no.
The magic tickle in the brain stem overrides the conscious reasoning side almost every time.
This is more of a FAIL because the description is clearly wrong. It says in the description:
I’m not kidding
I’m just a
naughty girl
you were eaten by my
so, you are mine
On the shirt it says ‘me’ not ‘my’. That is the real FAIL in this case
Yeah, you’re not overreacting to a typo .. not at all.
It’s just a typo. Chill.
Mods were quick to fix this typo. And get out, troll.
At least it has been changed now. Sorry for the over reacting but sarcasm is the lowest form of Wit and at least i saw it…
It’s okay
Just try not to get so worked up over a typo. Everybody makes them
i was not worked up from it as i make mistakes as well, Everyone does . It was really just to highlight the fact there had been one while trying to try and make a bit of a joke out of it which seemed to not work.
that comment really does show i make mistakes…lol
Sarcasm isn’t necessarily the lowest form of wit.
Maybe sarCHASM would be the lowest.
No, I think that’s Dreadful Punning you’re thinking of. *clonk*
Naughty Girl Cannibals! Another trap for unwary tourists….
I bet joannaB owns this T-shirt.
I was thinking the same thing. But I would NOT dare call her a slut because then I’ll start a war in which I’m the bad girl, even though she’s the naughty one.
We like both of you guys, although JoannaB is probably a better mud-wrestler.
Ok, I’ll just say that I agree that she’s better at that. Otherwise, I’d be putting myself out there for a mud wrestling challenge.
I never thought that mud wrestling was really about winning anyway!
So, then it’s not about winning or loosing it’s about having fun?
Well, men do appreciate if there happens to be loosing involved. In fact, the more parts that get loose, the more we like it!
Well, I hope JoannaB doesn’t loose it: things would get creepy!
I was thinking that, only I had la conejita in mind
*shudders*
*thinks about it* Why you shudder? Sounds….interesting.
Yeah, why did you shudder?
For some reason I’m starting to feel insulted, in a good Engrish kind of way.
What if she wasn’t wearing any to start with?
Pants, I mean, I thought you’d written PANTS. Blame caffeine deficiency-induced dyslexia.
Yeah, he meant parts. I hope he wasn’t suggesting that he’s into my body parts coming loose. I wouldn’t be able to wrestle being armless and legless.
I meant, “loose” as in “coming loose from clothes.” I have never actually seen mud wrestling, but my understanding is that they don’t start out with much clothing to begin with.
*shudders at what she would have meant*
She thought JohnB said that the more pants that come loose the better.
If I recall correctly, you directly called her a “naught s!ut”
Yes, but that was at a different post. That made her cry and everybody took her side. That’s why I said I don’t dare to call her that again. I don’t want to be the bad guy, I mean bad girl.
People were not angry that you called me a naughty slut. They were angry because you said you didn’t want to be friends with a naughty slut. Since my alter, JohnB, is now a very straight arrow who has been faithful to his wife for 23 years, it would follow that as part of his shadow side, I’d be a naughty slut, and proud of it! So feel free to call me a slut. Just don’t make me an outcast.
Damn, this gets complicated.
Is there any evidence that she was in fact a *naughty* slut? Could she just be a well-behaved and in fact quite likeable slut? She might be a slut, damnit, but she’s OUR slut!
Well, she did say that she licks and takes it. Also she admitted to be a girl with a big appetite, I don’t think she was talking about food. So, to answer your question, yes there is evidence.
I guess that depends on whether one thinks that slutism is inherently naughty or not. As Joanna pointed out herself, a man who gets a lot of secks from a lot of different women is an admired “stud,” while a woman who gets lots of secks from lots of different men is a condemned “slut.” IMO, even when I put on my “Reverend” hat I’m not into judging, since I leave that to a power greater than myself, but I can’t see what moral difference there is between a man doing it and a woman doing it.
So true, we do have a double standard. My parents did the same thing with my sister, brother and I. They always expected the best behavior of us girls and that’s what we gave them. I’ve only been with one man, and that’s my husband. My sister has only been with her common law husband. As for my younger brother, he was allowed to bring girls into his room and sometimes those girls spent the night over. My parent’s would have killed me if I brought home a guy to spend the night.
I am really quite liberal on most matters, but I don’t believe I’d let my child bring secks partners home even if he were a boy. My wife’s sister let her 18-year-old son’s 16-year-old girlfriend come and live with them, in the same room, and I thought that was sheer insanity! We can’t control our children, but we certainly can, and must, control what they do under our roofs. Needless to say the girl got pregnant, and since she’s still in school and my nephew works only part-time, my sister-in-law not only supports herself and her disabled husband but three other dependents, and still does most of the baby care! I feel sorry for her, but I can’t say this was an unforeseeable circumstance.
Yes, JoannaB’s our slut, and we’re right behind her!
Figuratively speaking.
JoannaB, if you ever need anything, I got your “back” tehe
Complicated things between girls? Well, slap mah fro.
Whats really complicated is whether JohnB is JoannaB In real life or vise versa. So would that make JohnB a slut too?
If you’re going to make me a slut, do I get to give you the design specs first?
“We can rebuild him, we have the technology.”
Hey, if you’re going to make me a slut, I don’t want any rebuilt ones! I want a virgin slut!
“Wer’re sorry but all of or SLUT models were manufactured by the Pontiac car company and are sorry to inform you that we will no longer be creating newer models. We do however have this excellent selection of “gently” used models.
Good luck finding a virgin slut. You’d probably find a unicorn sooner.
In my world everyone is a pony and they eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
I don’t need to find a unicorn if I’m already doing an impersonation of one…
According to legend, only a virgin can handle a unicorn.
*mind goes to a very nice place*
Well then, John’s unicorn is not being handled at the moment. Since he still hasn’t found his virgin.
I have a nice picture of a unicorn to post; it’s been awaiting moderation for the last twelve hours. They must not get unicorns there very often.
I guess they didn’t like it… JohnB, go to WTF pictures and search unicorns. Second entry down is quite fetching.
Yo, ho!
♫Fifteen men on a slut girl’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of fun♫
I said I would pretend you weren’t a slut and be your friend, and that’s when the drama started. See, it’s easy for me to be a friend with John because he is a faithful good guy, and I am a faithful good girl. I was afraid your slut behavior would rub off on me.
BUT, I am willing to look past anything and be your friend.
Really, the behavior doesn’t have to be contagious. It only rubs off if that’s what you want to do anyway.
Or it rubs off when you get into it. *fears being clonked*
The man does come off after all.
And what a cute little dumpling she is
If she did what it says on the shirt, human dumping must follow.
What happened to the Human Dumpling post? I was looking forward to that one!
Human Dumpling is not allowed, that’s why they had to get rid of it.
Human Dumpling has to go to therapy it’s so sad it got thrown out.
There was a human dumpling? Something else I could’ve served to my humanitarian friends? Bring it back!
*pst* They say you can find it in many foreign countries, esp. asian ones
There has to be a family pack!
I thought I saw a large variety pack at either BJs or Costco’s (wholesale stores).
Packaging said ” Now with 30% less Mexicans”
Let me guess; manufactured in China?
Actually, package printed in China, dumplings processed in Canadia. The land where Zambonies run free and graze on frozen ponds.
I actually kinda want this shirt… is that a weird thing for a 21 year old dude? :3
No, just ALITTLE GAY. But not weird, no, not weird.
In that case, it depends on whether or not your a “homophobe”.
I have friends that are gay and I do know one guy that could qualify as a “homophobe”. Ill ask.
I’ve actually known very few men who are NOT homophobes. It’s easy to tell: watch how they react when a male makes a pass at them. The rage that usually results is a cover for the fear. When a guy comes on to me, I shrug and say, “I’m flattered, but I don’t go that way. And even if I did go that way, I don’t cheat on my wife.”
A bloke made a pass at my husband once; I thought my husband was going to wet himself laughing. He kept saying that if I didn’t make him feel loved and wanted he would run off with a toy boy. *insert rolling eyes smilie here*
I want one of those.
at least it makes more sense (grammatically) than the the other stuff.
i have a feeling my brother might like this…