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Archive for February, 2010

He died so we might eat fish and chips.

Feb. 28, 2010

engrish funny fried god

fried squid
frieds shrimps
octapus
fried god
small fish
small fish

I had been looking for a good way to cook it.

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Taken in Greece, summer 2005

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Hey man, you better watch what you say about my family.

Feb. 27, 2010

engrish funny whore family

Always buy the branded
Lee
Compleye une of western qarments for the whore family

I’m wary of anything western.

Submitted by: Colleen + Julian via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Stop hogging all the slogans. We could’ve gotten ten shirts out of this.

Feb. 26, 2010

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This Is Fine
Who Benefits
Bother Me Don’t Pay Attention
Occasionally, It’s All Right
Persuade Me
We’ Re A Group Of Personalities
This Is Serious
Want To Be Rich
Do Things In The Long Run
Color Magician
Tenderness Is The Pint
Ability Of Style
So Good

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So soothing

Feb. 26, 2010

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long anti-interference system, pretends the bell from interferences outside or between neighbors. energy saving design of environment protection, battery inside the button can last for one year (20 presses per day).
* Delicate smart part, makes the doorbell a saluting angel of dwelling house, work building, hotel, tire building,factory and so on. you will never miss any guest.

Much better than my last door bell.

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We don’t think stools is a verb

Feb. 26, 2010

engrish funny stools urine

WARNING!!
No stools,No urine!
If you stools or urinate here, we call to a police station immediately.
House Agent
Snack
2 F
America

Please be civilized.

Submitted by: wiskow via Engrish Funny Submissions

Sign in a stairwell that leads to a bar in Yokosuka, Japan.

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Nearly extraordinary? So it’s not a iPhone?

Feb. 25, 2010

engrish funny companion mind

The direction of companion mind should cooperate with rescue at lighting of a red lamp,or a buzzer. Please give me connection from a nearly extraordinary telephone.

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We would love to see this show!

Feb. 25, 2010

engrish funny house complete

HOUSE M.D.
The Complete Season 5
House, a vulgar language, the character of the cynical doctor, a never believe anyone in particular, the patient’s own …., it is a solution to numerous diseases doctor. “House” is a new medical drama.
George House (Hugh Laurie) has no concern for the patients bedside accompanied by the consciousness, but always leaning a crutch to Huang Huang. as it this will mean he brutal show. In fact, despite the acts of Guaizhang House, he is a perfect intuitive diagnosis were excellent. As a medical expert, the house still good at capturing the medical problems in the gate of hell to save patients. Over the past four seasons, guiding the House by a young elite team of experts to help him solve the diseases. His goo friend, oncology expert James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) for his loyalty. At the time, medical director of the Department, the hospital’s head of the Treasury Di Lisa (Lisa Edestein) between the House and the sincerity of … is often good to be true because of their …..

So many good programs to see.

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