Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.

Archive for January, 2010

When I think of one, I naturally think of the other

Jan. 22, 2010

engrish funny irelands potato

Ireland’s Potato
There are two things in the world that can’t be joked:
1. Marriage
2. Potato

The potato is more important that you could ever know

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Found in Macau

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I have a similar reputation

Jan. 22, 2010

engrish funny danger zone

Oh!! Danger zone Hokkaido
Higuma is dunging everywhere in HOKKAIDO.
We all love Hokkaido Bears.
I am Hokkaido Poo-Poo Bear.
I was born in the north snowy part of Hokkaido.
I am more than 2m tall and weight more that 300kg.
I am the biggest living animal in Hokkaido and I am also famous for being
able to to drop the biggest dung anytime, anywhere.
My body is huge as well as my excrement.
However, I can run fast and I am good at catching salmon.
I am the strongest animal in Japan.
I warn you. Beware of big round, brown heaps when you visit Hokkaido!

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Well, if you insist

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny touch yourself

Please don’t touch yourself,
Let us help you to try out.
Thanks!

If you’re lucky, we can get close and cozy.

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Engrish sampler platter, anyone?

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny khruschev again

Chicken breast, peaches, cheese
Chicken breast in batter with cheezse, gherkin, sweet capsicum
Chicken breast friend in lamellas maise
Khruschev again
Chicken livers and chicken breast
Gourmet orgasm without plastic surgery
Chicken breast, chicken livers, onion, champpignons
Chicken noodles with champignons
Chicken cutlet, champignons, onions, leeks
Pocket of chicken
Chicken breast, ham, cheese, champignons

I’ve heard of a special amusement park …

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A slightly more low rent superhero

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny ratman

Ratman

Submitted by: pyrosktrrlw0788 via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Fish is not invisible; it’s just being Koi.

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny invisible fish

Look for invisible fish

Congradurations for Cait! Cait is winning laughter contest. She give proper funny. Many lucks for family serenity to you!!

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He’s a slippery fellow

Jan. 20, 2010

engrish funny petroleum jerry

NEW
Petroleum Jerry

Submitted by: foreignemmy via Engrish Funny Submissions

Purchased in Tainan, Taiwan

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