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Jan. 6, 2010

engrish funny pearl palm

“PEARL IN THE PALM
Say good if use it!”

“Super Value Coloured Pattern”

“Make you walk easily on the forest end of era in fashion”

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

1. Paub on a layer of botterm oil on the nail there is a obvious distinction between the colour of botterm oil and nail polish’ s
2. Use nail-washing water to clean the protective polish on the head tear off the protective film on the design board.
3. put the design board into the design board localizer daub your favorite nail polish on the fixed design
4. use scraping knife to scrape surplus polish press the print head and get the pattern and print the design on the nail toe-nail.phone
5. Decorations can be added on the printed pattern, coat bright oil on it bright oil should be touched upon lightly don’ t paint over and over again, or the pattern will be destroyed.
6. It knife can’t clean surplus polish use spare nail file to file a way rough edges.

I’d rather head to the salon

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You’ll hurt its feelings.

Jan. 6, 2010

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I’m not sure about this, but I’m going to need the beginner’s mat

Jan. 6, 2010

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No problem, I’m graceful.

Jan. 5, 2010

engrish funny carefully fall

Carefully fall

A common problem, apparently

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As seen in Qingdao Marine World.

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Where is he? I’ve got a schedule to keep.

Jan. 5, 2010

engrish funny handle carl

Fragile
Handle With Carl

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The lime makes it tangy!

Jan. 5, 2010

engrish funny fried horse

Fried Horse Crap with Lime

Is it fresh?

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Restaurant in Thailand.

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LOLMart Shirt of the Week: OMGWTFBBQ

Jan. 5, 2010

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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Week is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

OMG = Oh. My. God.

WTF = What the Fu—nyuns! Sorry, I got hungry while typing that sentence, and so I reached over to grab some of those delicious onion-flavored corn chips. Mmmm, Funyuns!!! My mind must have wandered. Where was I?

BBQ = The food, the event, or the appliance involved in slow-cooking delicious yumyums over a smoldering fire for a long period of time. Hopefully with a cold beverage in hand and some good music coming from a nearby boom box. ‘Cuz nothin’ beats a slow-roasted hot dog while jamming out to Taylor Sw…I mean Bowie. Yeah, David Bowie. He’s still cool, right?

OMGWTFBBQ = an emotion for which there are no words, only an unwieldy acronym.

Well, it used to be there was only an acronym. Now we have a t-shirt.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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