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I’d put a condom on that, if I were you
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I was actually biting into a hot dog when this appeared on my screen. YIKES!!!
You better get tested.
I did a written and got a B+!
Oh, you’re B-positive.
I’m picking high levels of potential dreadful punness in this area. I’ll be watching y’all…..
Even if somebody just makes a Type-O?
I take A Negative view of your ghastly punning.
Its all done in a jocular vein.
Punning is truly an art, airy though it might be.
And when we try, it’s not in vein, because it works!
And if trolls appear, we try to serum with our wit.
someone called?
Oh, don’t be so negative!
In an AIDS test, negative is good. In an IQ test, negative is bad. Are you as confused as I am?
Perhaps you need some instructional aids.
Well, AIDS sure will teach you a lesson!
it is impossible to get a negative IQ score. *gives you a D-*
Sounds like a life lesson.
You know what they say, life lessons last a life time!
Especially on death row.
Anybody want tinfoil hats? Only 1 internet for a pack of two! Give one to a friend! Give one to a co-worker! Give one to a family member! Great for parties! Great for rainy days! Use them for your scooter, bike: or anything you like! …..wait…..wrong advertisement…..
*I have a feeling Billy Mays is about to show up, but whatever*
It can be used as protection for my scooter and bike? Mind explaining how that works?
The last part was for…….bendaroos….I think……dunno!
A what now? Sounds like a homosexual kangaroo!
Can I substitute mustard on that order?
Do you want a side of creamed corn with that?
On which side?
Behind.
Up yours!
Careful with that ass, Eugene.
teehee!! I’ll treat it like it’s my own.
But, why does it say it’s made of flour, cream, and sugar?
I think it actually says that it’s made of “flour, cream and suger”!
Gimme some suger! *hugs paws4thot*
It said whut?
*goes to borrow a hearing aid off a granny*
You get hearing AIDS form listening to arseholes.
*fROm*
You’re on a roll!
So’s the hotdog, and look what happened to it.
I donut worry. It’s all been explained below.
Wrapping buns around the hot dog without a glove is how AIDS is usually transmitted.
I lie how the AIDS part is capitalised. It’s like a disclaimer: we warned you.
The disease, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS), being an acronym, is properly capitalized. If it says “aids,” it is referring to things that assist (and not “aides,” which refers to people who assist).
Funny you didn’t even notice he said lie instead of like
We cannot, unfortunately, take every erroneous spelling, particularly those that are clearly typos, to task. There are only one of us. I mean, there is only one of us. I mean, where’s the Grammar Ghoul when you need him???
You can’t refer to just yourself as “us”, as another person must be present and working with you. Now, for that unsightly and dreadful comment, *WHAM*. Don’t do it again.
If you ever meet up with Gollum, you are going to have tendonitis by the end of the day.
You lie? How dare you?
I’ll have a dog, hold the AIDS.
I now have a favorite comment from you. Wanna know which one?
Not really, but go ahead and tell me.
(name)
But it’s true, I don’t fondle chicken.
I suppose a duck is out of the question?
I don’t question Duck Soup Pose .
Do you question a Downward Facing Dog?
No. My husband would probably like to have a look at me doing the Downward Facing Dog yoga position. But his favorite is the Doggy Style position.
Are people now getting so lazy that they require devices to help them eat hotdogs?
For people who are so stupid they can’t find their buns with both hands.
Everything tastes better with rabies! Er…I mean AIDS, yeah, that’s it…
-foams at the mouth-
Can I get a ketchup flavored condom with this? Thanks. No, please hold the mayo.
Oh gosh, I didn’t mean it literally. Never mind, cancel my order, I last my appetite. d:
I think you lost your sense of spelling!
The only typo he is me typing “I” instead of ” I’ll ” in the last sentence!
Anyone have any idea what they were trying to say?
“I’d put a condom on that, if I were you.” I dunno. Maybe?
the last three characters are the transcription of “donuts” which are pronounced “duo-na-zi” in mandarin. “Zi” got reversely translated into AIDS, as in “ai-zi.”
Explanation WIN! There’s no way most of us could have figured that out. It explains the ingredients at the bottom.
Hotdogs and donuts!! Of course! The ideal pairing! What is one without the other?
Now, if someone could explain the hot dog…
Let’s get Paws over here; he’s the Freudian.
You’re thinking of my brother Frazier; I’m a Jungian!
omg that is so offensive to so many people talk about inapropriate MAN you should be nicer to people aids is not sexually related dummy omg are you that clueless that you get two vey different diseases mixed up i now which one your thinking of but its not aids really are you that cruel stupid and heartless come ON dude THINK
Try that again when you get your period. Or any kind of punctuation.
This person would benefit enormously from a PMS.
And, I would think, a little risperidol.
I’d rather have the hamburger with swine flu.
The shrimp with E. Coli is something special!
“Who ordered the hot dog with AIDS?”
“I ordered the hot dog deluxe”
“In this restaurant, the hot dog deluxe come with french fries, lettuce mayo, and AIDS. Now do anybody got a problem with that?”
Brilliant True Blood ref!
Peas and carrots, peanut butter and jelly… hotdogs and AIDS.
Well, hell.
This was one vector that CDC certainly didn’t count on.
Should have checked the weiners before they swabbed all those weenies.
… Missed it by THAT much, Chief!
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