I think they tried to go phonetic with the words. If you say it just right, it sounds the way someone who doesn’t speak English would say “Bart” and “Simpsons.”
Has anyone played The Zelda game Twilight Princess? You know, with “Zant”? Seems familiar because both “Zant” and “Bant” are frightening to behold and are also rather intimidating.
I love this show!
OMG! I want that Tshirt! Too Coooowl!
Who are the Simasons, and can we pause for a moment and just ask ourselves whether banting them will actually achieve anything?
you foolish fool… what are you talking about fool?
Bant is Bart…. Bant Simason…
fool
Bant is funny, but my favorite Simason is Hemor…
GANGWAY,MAN!!!!
I always thought I was more like Tisa.
What’s your favorite animal?
Satan’s Little Helper?
SnowFall.
I like Kinky.
(Blinky: three-eyed fish)
Wouldn’t that be Klinky?
Yes, but I chose that because it fit the purpose better.
Corporal Klinky? Or Colonel Klinky?
What about Merge?
She’s certainly got it together.
hahahaha
I like Nod Floundors and his sons Rid and Tid.
Eat my shmorts.
*eats his shmorts*
Don’t have a canow, man!
Cowabugga, dud!
Oh that poor cow, you disgusting pervert…
D’uh!
Merge here.
To the right, please, of center, just to be contrary.
The Si Masons! Now in it’s 33rd level, er season!
Bant is Bart’s evil cuson where its the gang way! or the highway!
The SiMason brethren are not a gang-way!
This tshirt is for cowans.
why are his eyes black?
He’s gone over to the Dork Side.
If his eyes were white, you wouldn’t be able to see his pupils.
Are you saying he is a blind teacher?
Nothing to get bant out of shape about.
I think they tried to go phonetic with the words. If you say it just right, it sounds the way someone who doesn’t speak English would say “Bart” and “Simpsons.”
What feels really wrong here is that Bant is rollerblading and not skateboarding. Must be Bart’s evil alter ego.
I don’t remember Bart ever wearing knee or elbow protectors. Or are they weapons of some kind?
Maybe it’s his good alter ego then.
That’s more like it!
Douh!
I want that shirt so bad.
The Shirt says “The Simason 5 Bant”
What music might this be ?
/N O
Probably just some old recycled Adam Bant.
Like the Jackson 5, only yellow instead of black.
Simasons?
We’ve already seen them in the Simpsons…
Reemmber the episode where Homer was thought to be the “chosen one”, because of a birthmark?
“Who rules the world? We Do! We Do!!!”
LOL….
That T-shirt is totally gangway, man!
I don’t get it.
Oh, wait.
Got it
The gift shop is out of BANT license plates. I repeat, the gift shop is out of BANT license plates.
Bant is goes to piss-off Honer, he borad-skates in black eyed head.
Excuse me, my son is ALSO named Bant.
Whether I excuse you or not isn’t the issue. It’s whether he does.
Has anyone played The Zelda game Twilight Princess? You know, with “Zant”? Seems familiar because both “Zant” and “Bant” are frightening to behold and are also rather intimidating.
its bizarro-world bart
Everybody do the BANTMAN!!!!!!
great.. really good ive bookmarked it and will come bck
Yo dawg