Please Keep Cleaning
On a side note, it is my favorite flavor.
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Toilet in Bucharest airport
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Uh…Bluejade, please keep cleaning.
Notice I said please and didn’t use a demanding tone, more of a lovely-can-you-please tone.
You want some help with that, Bluejade?
You many get many thangs if you do.
Hang on, hang on, bluejade only does employees. That’s all that’s specified in her contract. Nowhere does it mention picking up pieces of giant mutant popcorn from the floor. Get onto yer union rep, bj, there’s a demarcation dispute in the offing…
Are you talking to bluejade, or suggesting how to get the best results from a union rep?
Hot Damn, I didn’t know I was union!! Here we go!
So you’re OK with being called bj? Oh well, different strokes….
You are getting your morning tea and afternoon tea breaks, aren’t you? Decent biscuits in the tearoom? Are they paying you enough internets? The corn dongs and the horseshoe crap pineapples in the canteen properly prepared? We have to look after the workers.
The food sucks, and my break was interrupted when some overly-sensitive kid puked all over the place when JoannaB walked in crying because her feelings had been hurt… I get no peace!
Hey, I cleaned it up!
What? Is this scab labour?
Yes. Pimply, too.
This is unacceptable. You provide an invaluable service, keeping the employees clean. I think you should strike for more internets!
Glad you’re back, sorry you were sick!
Welcome back, dr. handle! We missed you
You may now take your place as the main DPH fairy.
Thank you, jinxed; I have been a sick little vegemite. I thought I had pneumonic plague last week, but since I’m still alive, it must’ve been just a bad cold. Although plague sounds much more interesting.
Anything, though it seems everybody else thinks I did horrible as your replacement >.<
That is very uncharitable of them – you may lack a little experience yet, but you show enthusiasm. Keep practising, is my advice.
You didn’t do horribly! You were just over-zealous.
You might want to be more specific with your comment. When you say “bluejade only does employees”, some people won’t be able to get their minds out of the gutter.
Heheh……..wait, the female bluejade?
Ugh, I hope so!
My, you are SO touchy on that issue!
Yes. Yes I am.
Hey! You brought it up, and we could’ve had some dreadfully funny puns if you hadn’t of mentioned it!
I brought it up, but no one said anything about it before me. We can still have fun with it.
Not only do I only do employees; I only do employees I choose! I’m Union!!
In Soviet Russia, employees do YOU!
I read someone told bluejade that he/she would do her both ways. Don’t know if it was an employee though.
It’s a worker’s paradise.
akshully thatz romania
must… resist… will… get clonked…
A mind is a terrible thing below the waist
We’re saving a place for you in the DPH spa.
Too late! *clonk*. Of to Dreadful Pun Hell with you. Remember, no glass in the area around the jacuzzi, and no “signing your name” in the snow on the indoor ski slope.
That looks like what I have to pick up when I walk my dog.
Your dog drops lots of wadded-up tissues?
Maybe his dog is very good at wiping but not good at picking up.
What would you do if you picked up everything with your mouth?
I would probably end up with a very very dirty mouth.
My younger dog loves to pick up tissues, which she fishes out of trash baskets and then chews up, leaving piles of debris all over the place. Well, at least she doesn’t swallow!
I don’t swallow either….I spit.
Well, in that case, you’re doomed never to have perfect skin…
Who says I don’t spit and then rub it on my skin?
Wait no, actually I don’t do that stuff. Some lotions will do the trick.
No, no, it was a pic here. (remove the spaces before “engrish”)
http:// engrishfunny.com/2009/06/25/engrish-i-swallow/
No swallowing – no perfect skin for you!
Ummmmm….wow.
Yes, I did get what you were referring to. I hadn’t seen that Engrish pic but had heard that semen is good for the skin. Since I said I spit, I wanted to follow up and say that I probably rub it on my skin. Which I don’t.
Thats what happens when he eats a box of tissues.
He has issues.
I’ve issued the report, you should get it any time now.
You should see the sparkles when he eats chocolates in the shiny wrappers.
You sure him didn’t take a chunk out of a vampire?
ARG!
It’s he, not him
Look, Robert Cullen is a veggie, lives in the woods, and sparkles in bright sunlight. He’s not a vampire but a freaking fairy!!
Gladly do I present you with this honorary hat from the RVDS (sponsored by the league for correct depiction of nocturnal desanguinators).
You are hereby a member of the “Real Vampires Don’s Sparkle”-club
I got really worried when our pup ate a chunk of solid bubble bath – she didn’t suffer any ill effects, although it happened the day before she went into a boarding kennel for a few days. I was in dread of getting a phone call…”Um, it’s about your dog, she’s… I don’t know how to say this, um… she’s, sort of, blowing bubbles…”
You do well to worry… they really can screw themselves up like that. The neighbor’s dog ate a bunch of (used) disposable diapers containing a very strong desiccant and damaged her kidneys.
I’m pretty obsessive about shutting away or locking up anything that might damage the dippy dog – our vet is really good, and will always make time to see a young animal that’s eaten something strange, but so far all he’s had to do is roll his eyes and laugh at her dietary excursions. (After she nibbled the tops off all the parsley, I asked what I should do about it; he suggested “Plant more, it’s made her breath smell really nice.”)
I poop bubbles!
As long as they don’t sparkle, it should be ok.
Cats are amazingly good at wadding up tissues.
I always enjoy the toilet paper trick, where they unfurl a whole role of TP with their claws. It can occupy almost the whole bathroom when they’re done. Fortunately, they usually only do it when they’re kittens, and usually only a time or two. Unless, of course, you leave them in the house while traveling overnight, in which case, all bets are off.
romania strikes again! and this time it’s not the carp vs crap problem
mda…
The falling objects are undoubtedly Tribbles, who will eat everything in sight, and then multiply and eat everyth
Did you get bored half way thr
No, kind sir/madam. The Tribbles got hungry again.
Now we know where our letters and vowels keep going, the tribbles must be having a snck.
Letters and vowels? Are you implying that vowels are not letters?
I thought he was was making them levitate.
I always considered Uri Geller to be pop corn.
It’s mine, and I’ll clean it as hard as I want to!
Couldn’t resist!
Fine, I’ll just get you a Brillo pad.
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The comments are still working just fine. It’s the new subscription setup that’s busted.
Its a motivational sign for lazy maids.
land of choice …..lmao….
And we live in it
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Is this guy sending smoke signals?
us romanians we have a wierd sense of humor
) but at least we try to keep clean 
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LOL.. “Va rugam pastrati curatenia” means “Please keep clean”:)) But us Romanians got used to this kinda stuff.
gotta love romania LOL
Yeyss! Vee steel haff saum of dee offeeshal Abibas spaurt vare avelabul, too, so caum awn daun!
Now that’s what I call a surprise.
Hahah, Romania FTW!
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Gotta love my retarded compatriots.
gotta love your ”they’re all the same,but I’m different” mentality.Just sayin’
ROMANIA YAY