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Ireland’s Potato
There are two things in the world that can’t be joked:
1. Marriage
2. Potato
The potato is more important that you could ever know
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I like potatoes.
It’s kind of like a jack-o-lantern potato
I think my pumpkin looked like that one year.
Pumpkin fries, a new gourmet treat.
How does that have anything to do with potatoes? Is this some kind of, dare I say it, JOKE?
A pumpkin type shape with a jack-o-lantern expression and a mohawk made out of some kind of fries is an odd way to depict potatoes. The image suggests a pumpkin.
Just don’t f&ck with the potato.
Sure, I’ll t&ke extr& prec&utions &g&inst it!
Ya know….I think the ‘#’ would work better for a ‘U’……..as I have demonstrated above: the ‘&’ is better for the ‘A’
Well, you shouldn’t fack with the potato, either.
Shut up, te&! Haha…..just kidding…….
Surely feck, if it’s Ireland..
Right, the two things you can’t joke about are marriage and potatoes.
Did you hear the one about the married potatoes?…..
No, tell us!
She was really hot, but he got burned and their marriage was totally fried. He had a chip on his shoulder about it for a while.
>:O wow…..just wow…..
Now I’m hungry…
*clonks*
With all the clonking I have been doing, I hope I’m getting overtime for this.
And after they got divorced Mrs Potato head made Mr. Couch potato pay support for the small fry.
And don’t forget the tater tots needed to be looked after.
Those were born when Mrs. Potato Head mashed with some Harsh Brown dude.
Okay, that brought out that stupid joke that was old when I was young: the royal family of potatoes had a young princess who wanted to marry Chet Huntley, but the king told her that he was a mere commentator…
COMMON TATER!
ahem
huh? *notices Gooley* Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you making that dreadful pun. *CLONK!* Better?
You hear that, FailBlog? The potato is no joke.
What did the other potato say to the other potato? Nothing, because potatoes can’t talk. And even if they could talk, this still wouldn’t be funny because potatoes can’t be joked about.
“Never marry for money, it is cheaper to borrow” No joke, Scottish proverb.
So instead of Grim reaper we have drunk Irish harvester with a mohawk in potato business. Now that’s one more reason to not eat potatoes…
Apparently the designers of this restaurant don’t know that Ireland has more than one potato.
Seems legit to me, it probably supposed to mean that they take potatoes seriously, which is only a little bit away from what is actually written there.
I’ve seen that shop before. It’s in Hong Kong. Now if only it wasn’t over US$4 for a small-ish cup of fries.
Don’t screw with that potato… Just don’t screw with anything Irish, We’ll get you in the end if you do…
Aye – don’t mess with me pratties!
As Jamar said, there are a few of these in Hong Kong. And that 4$ cup of fries comes with about a pound of melted cheese on it, sooo worth it. the HK kids line up down the street for this stuff. The one time I say a line shorter that 15 people I had to get some.
Wow, if they take marriage as seriously as they do potatoes… Singles are screwed…
… and taxes.
I’ve eaten there and it was delicious, definitely not joked
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the japanese like potatoes?