Impregnation Room
Fire off
Submitted by: Trip6 via Engrish Funny Submissions
This was taken at a Chinese Electronics factory.
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Makes perfect sense to me. Fire off in the impregnation room. Reminds me of my days in the fertility clinics.
…….what was your……*ahem*…..job?
I didn’t WORK in the fertility clinics. My wife and I were patients. For 10 years we went through various procedures of escalating invasiveness, until the only thing left was straight in vitro. But at that point, my wife developed tumors in her uterus and it had to be removed. (We ended up adopting.) When you have to, uh, fire off into a jar on demand, it’s not so easy, at least if you’re past the age of puberty, which I certainly was. Rumor has it that they provide you with p0rn mags and films, but at the clinic we went to, it was totally BYOP (bring your own p0rn).
p0rn mags? How much ammo?
It was up to your discretion, although you really didn’t want people seeing you going into “the room” with a busload of p0rn.
busload of p0rn? Isn’t that what Tiger Woods brought with him into the rehab facility he checked into?
Yes, but he threw it away when he checked out with that lady…
Lol! I don’t remember making this comment.
Oh, my humor.
No……I mean that as in gun ammo: ‘mags’
If da yoot of today hears either “mags” or “magazines” and thinks immediately of its meaning in guns, our civilization, such as it is, is in deep trouble.
At the risk of veering into “serious” territory, why do you say that?
The tendency to interpret an ambiguous word in terms of its violent context versus its literary context is a rather patent indictment of our way of life, IMO.
Ah, Bach. I don’t automatically associate guns with violence and, especially after perusing the “men’s interest” section of the Barnes and Noble magazine rack, would I automatically associate printed magazines with literature….
There’s nothing automatic about either association, but I’ve yet to hear of anyone beating nine people to death with an issue of “Maxim.”
If I automatically associate that word with Sir Hiram Stevens Maxim, does that make me violent or a history buff?
If I associate it with socialist realism, does that make me maximum dorky?
BYOP. I’ve heard that song…
♫WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE P*RN!?!♫
That’s what cell phones are for.
Or PSPs.
Fire off into the hole!
*bang*
Doesn’t say who or perhaps what is being impregnated.
Could be fire dragons?
Nah, just a goat. Get the shovel.
“JUST” a goat?! Show some respect, goats are cool.
No, it’s just that goats get impregnated all the time.
I thought that was rabbits.
Thinking you haven’t seen the movie Little Nicky
No, I hadn’t but I looked it up and it looks like it could be worthwhile.
Now I have. It was ok. Long way to go for a goat reference!
This might just explain the curious fact that there’s 60% more men in china than women.
Chris Wolstenholme
Fire in the hole!
But if I’m not on fire, how should I impregnate anyone?
Maybe you need a match-maker.
lol good 1
It’s called foreplay. (I swear, the quality of secks education these days…)
Heh. Most of these kids have never even *heard* of Barry White….
No, but at least they must have heard Foghat’s “Slow Ride.”
I wonder what’s so flammable about the impregnation room.
I took this at an electronics factory where they wind coils, inductors and transformers. All these coils need to be soaked in epoxy and then heated to dry the glue. Hence impregnation room and fire off!
these people HAVE to know english.