Oh!! Danger zone Hokkaido
Higuma is dunging everywhere in HOKKAIDO.
We all love Hokkaido Bears.
I am Hokkaido Poo-Poo Bear.
I was born in the north snowy part of Hokkaido.
I am more than 2m tall and weight more that 300kg.
I am the biggest living animal in Hokkaido and I am also famous for being
able to to drop the biggest dung anytime, anywhere.
My body is huge as well as my excrement.
However, I can run fast and I am good at catching salmon.
I am the strongest animal in Japan.
I warn you. Beware of big round, brown heaps when you visit Hokkaido!
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This message was brought to you by the Okinawa Tourist Board!
HAHAHA
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btw. thanks for not saying the F word
Paws isn’t that sort of person!
Okinawa is nowhere near Hokkaido!
That’s kind of the point. “Come to Hokkaido! We have enormous pooping bears that leave dung everywhere! You won’t find THAT in Okinawa! … wait, where are you goingt? You don’t LIKE huge steaming piles of bear poo?”
Well, that’s definitely a WIN for the Hokkaido Bear. I wish i could poo around as freely as does and everybody would still love me…
Not ‘engrish’.
You like hokkaido bear, full of huge poops. If we say is engrish, is engrish.
you say is no engrish, still engrish… you fail.
“Beware of big round, brown heaps when you visit Hokkaido!”
No sh!t, Sherlock, I will be careful.
No sh!t Sherlock?
Excrementally my dear Watson
I don’t know which brown heap would be more disconcerting to step on: the Hokkaido Bear, or the Hokkaido Bear Dung!
Dude, the bears of Hokkaido literary kill people every year… don’t worry about the poo…you should see the victims of a Hokkaido Poo-Poo Bear…worse than being axe murdered.
And they’re only warning people about the poo? These people really are strange!
Or a very peculiar sense of humor.
Or they don’t really like tourists, it could a weird version of – Look! See the birdie! -
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Gosh, those bears are talented! I wonder what it is they write to literary kill people.
Bobin: Holy hokkaido bear pooh Ratman, that’s a huge load.
Ratman: Don’t worry Boy Flounder, he can’t ran very fast. It says so on this sign right here…ooooooooh sh!t
xD *clonk*
*feels clonked*
Hehe… maube he’s really Winnie the Poo
Exiled can predict the future! *clonk*
th s is str nge. I k p losi g let ers. And smotmies they cahnge postiions.
Whu daes thes hoppan?
WordPretzel (the hosting software the Burgers use for these sites) likes to play games with us sometimes.
Especially if you if you sign up for the linking experience.
Ok, Japan, we get it. You’re weird.
Asians are so inscrutable.
Indestructable Asians?! Aahhhhhh!!! Get to the bomb shelters!
No, silly, inscrutable means you can’t screw them.
Bah! Screw that idea then…
You could try nails instead of screws…
Nails break so easily.
I guess the expression “tough as nails” means “not very tough”, then
No, it just mean they are HARD to break…….
Well, not la conejita’s nails
My nails are fragile, that’s why I handle with Carl.
I’ll just have to bone them then.
Do you think for a second USA is NOT weird?
Nope.
Kamakazie!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing weird here. Pro athletes get millions, teachers get squat, we spend more on arms than all the rest of the world combined, even though we have a budget deficit that is taxing the ability of computers to even register, we have 48 million people without health insurance despite the fact that we pay more for health care than anyone else in the world, we fought and died for democracy and our Union and most people don’t even bother to vote, we use an antiquated measuring system that no one else in the world uses, we think everyone should speak English, and two political parties control our system, both of which think playing political “gotcha” games is more important than fixing problems. And don’t even get me started on our tax code…
I can’t wait for the movie featuring this superhero whose power is “being able to to drop the biggest dung anytime, anywhere”.
Oh, hey. forgot about the movie. Here you go:
http://www.doodie.com/short_film.php/
My inner 10-year-old really enjoyed that!
That was cool. Always check the top of your hot-air balloon!
OMFG! the weirdest is that this is not even “Engrish”, it’s (almost) proper English!!
These guys sure crazy X’D
Highway to the danger zone!
People, this is very engrish. You don’t need typos and errors. Just look at it. It’s straight up engrish.
Thats sad. The bear is famous mainly by it’s massive poo. I can hear the tour guide now, “and to your left is the Hokkaido Poo-Poo Bear, he takes big sh!ts. Now to your right…”.
I’m just glad Hokkaido Bear doesn’t fly.
They would be like sea gulls but worse. The sign at all the airports would be like “PLEASE DON’T FEED HOKKAIDO BEAR”
I think the sign forgot to say “Watch where you step”.
WHATCHA YOU STEP! -The Mafia
Beware the steaming Divot
:rolleyes:
;rolleyes;
why cant I get the smileys to work
Use a colon :
For eye roll it would be : roll : but with no spaces.
The bear certainly uses his!
Winnie the poo bear strikes again!
“…like he was about to blame me for that elephant dung he was standing in. If I could make ‘em that big I’d be a proud man.”
- Ryan Stiles
This is actually a Japanish funny…because my girlfriend is a native Japanese speaker, and she doesn’t understand the sentence written in the Kanji…Just thought I’d interject that idea.
It’s perfectly good Japanese (without particles, as is common in signs), but there is no mention of bear poo. It just says, “be careful, there are bears around,” or more simply, “beware of bears.” Your gf must not be very educated.
So is Hokkaido Bear poo full of little bells and pepper spray?
I sure hope not!
If this sign was put up at zoo here, we’d have a bunch of people picketing for its removal, and you could stand there and watch the picketers all drifting into the exhibit one or two at a time to see if it was true.
Looks like I know where my next vacation will be!
I’ll be sure to take lots of pictures for y’all!
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On second thought, let’s not go to Hokkaido.
It’s a silly place.
So the strongest creature in Japan is mostly known for it’s prolific deification habits?
“Deification” – does it turn its poo into gods???
(singing)
If you’re going to Hok-kai-do…
Be sure to weaaar goloshes while you’re there…
Many more verses but alas, this e-phemera warrants it not.
Also, beware of the hairy Ainus!
This is actually not a tourist warning sign, it’s a poster promoting a children’s toy ACTUALLY CALLED Hokkaido poo poo bear!