Phillips for his own urine 40 watt
Is there anything it can’t do?
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40 Watt for his urine? I’d rather have energy saving urine.
I don’t know. It’d be awfully hard to get those helical compact fluorescent bulbs out through a more-or-less straight urethra.
Long is good, but tying a knot in the middle makes a very exciting thick spot.
There’s a British/Australian reply that fits here. GET KNOTTED!
Urethra Franklin, the lesser known sister of Benjiman Franklin, inventor of the urinary catheter. light p1ss
You’ve been told repeatedly about this. Now urine in trouble, watt are you going to do about it?
im gonna bolt outta here!!!
*clonk*
*bonk*
I defecate to your greater whizzdom.
So are urine, or you’re out?
That depends on whether you’re coming or going.
I used to have a cat that would do that…
First Bruce pee, then we find out Philips for his own urine. Personally, I think we should all just aVOID stuff like this.
I wonder why he uses a Phillips for his own urine. I always use a slotted screwdriver on mine.
You can get a better grip on the head with a phillips.
At least she didn’t bring up the nut driver!
You can’t use a slotted bit in a screw gun; they keep jumping out. You have to use the correct size Phillips bit. A Phillips drives easier with an impact gun.
If you’ve got an impact gun, you can probably make Phillips drive anywhere you want!
The Philips screw was designed originally so that the screwdriver would slip out when the screw as too tight, I’ve heard. It was supposedly to prevent unskilled assembly workers from over-tightening screws. The square-recess (Robertson) is less prone to that.
Men need light bulbs for their urine because they don’t have glow in the dark urine like women.
Well it’s better to see where you pee than to take a shot in the dark.
This label was written on a computer with a faulty see pee you.
Maybe it was written by see three pee oh.
Scr*w Hopenhagen! World is safe now.
Is Philips is frantic about flogging its energy-inefficient stock so they can pee with clear consience?
Whoa, flogging puts a whole new twist on it!
Pee Wee should approve this light….
holy dogs, what was the original sign supposed to say?