Kung-Fu
Instant oriental noodles soup
I don’t trust soup. It’s dangerous.
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Wash it down with a can of Whoop Ass.
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Why study martial arts for years, when now you can get it in an instant??
Ah, I should have channeled Billy Mays for that one.
If you call in the next 30 mins, you’ll get another martial art for free.
Sooo…if you have an argument over this soup would it be called “kung fu fighting”?
Shh… if you hurt it’s feelings this soup will hit you, hard.
It would be fast as lightning
In fact it is a little bit frightning
Only if it had expert timing.
Alright, dreadful pun’er. I already gave you a warning, follow me to DPH.
They actually have cans of Whoop Ass…it’s and energy drink. The store I worked at a couple years ago sells it.
Hmmm, so this is funny? I guess you better hold up the “Applause” sign to let me know when to start the canned laugh.
And we’ll hold up the “Laughter” sign when we want you to applaud. But then, you’re Not Even Here, so it shouldn’t matter what sign we hold up.
In other words: Here’s your sign.
Bill Engvall ref WIN!
your kung-fu is weak!
needs more salt!
I’ll be buying about 5 of these, k thx.
This is what Chuck Norris eats for a light snack.
YES!
*brushes long thin mustache* wehn you can snatch-ah thiz crispy treat from maah hand… you will truly have kung-fu.
That Kung-Fu soup would go great with my Kung-Pow Chicken.
Well, since we recently learned that, apparently, “Kung pao” means “the temple explodes,” you would be all set up for an action/martial arts flick, although I doubt you’d get a peaceful dinner out of it.
I have two small kids that don’t sleep early, so I never get peaceful dinners anyway.
We have one occasionally, when our daughter is either out or in a particularly cooperative mood.
Didn’t someone lay some eggs back then?
They should have hatched by now?
This soup has one hell of a kick to it.
Now just pair it up with some punch.
Dude, I eat those all the time, they’re actually delicious. Besides that, sorry to ruin the fun, but in Chinese, Kung-fu just means “the rewards of hard work”
Oh, I thought it meant “the accepted manner” or such. You can brew tea kung-fu style, for instance…
Neo: I know kung-fu!
Morpheus: Show me.
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Morpehus: You’re eating it wrong… Again!
LMAO! Comment Win!
Why is this site even called “Engrish Funny”? It’s like saying cake is hot dog
And you think it should be called what?
He has a point, JohnB. Earlier, most of the engrish pictures posted on this site were funny, but for the last few months the only thing funny has been the occasional punful comment here and there. The site would now be more appropriately called “engrish.com”
What? My post survived? It said it was being moderated! >_>
He has a point, JohnB. Earlier, most of the engrish pictures posted on this site were funny, but for the last few months the only thing funny has been the occasional punful comment here and there. The site would now be more appropriately called “engrish . com”
Well, I don’t know why you felt compelled to post that twice, but first of all, there have been some really funny pictures in amongst the not-so-much. The “Engrish Smorgasbord” one is a case in point. Secondly, the most fun most of us have on the site is the interplay, and only a fraction of that is puns. Thirdly, there already is a site called “engrish.com,” and it is not nearly as funny as this one. So what I say to all who complain there isn’t enough funny here is, well, be funny. It’s better to incite a chuckle than to curse the lack of hilarity. I’ve been around the site long enough to know that there are some fertile periods, and some dry periods. It’s easier to be funny during the fertile periods, but there are plenty of people here who step up to the plate and try to add funny where there might be a lack. Complaining that things aren’t funny, aren’t Engrish, are only funny to the childish or lame, etc., do absolutely nothing to add to the funny, and in fact detract from it. If you’re not having fun here, move on. It’s a great, big internet.
Judging from this picture the site should be called “Chinese.com”
Well my point being that Engrish is funny and usually mistaken English written by Asians. But in this picture there is a Chinese word written correctly. It’s not Engrish, not English, just plain normal Chinese.
Well, I don’t know why you felt compelled to post that twice, but first of all, there have been some really funny pictures in amongst the not-so-much. The “Engrish Smorgasbord” one is a case in point. Secondly, the most fun most of us have on the site is the interplay, and only a fraction of that is puns. Thirdly, there already is a site called “engrish . com,” and it is not nearly as funny as this one. So what I say to all who complain there isn’t enough funny here is, well, be funny! It’s better to incite a chuckle than to curse the lack of hilarity. I’ve been around the site long enough to know that there are some fertile periods, and some dry periods. It’s easier to be funny during the fertile periods, but there are plenty of people here who step up to the plate and try to add funny where there might be a lack. Complaining that things aren’t funny, aren’t Engrish, are only funny to the childish or lame, etc., do absolutely nothing to add to the funny, and in fact detract from it. If you’re not having fun here, move on. It’s a great, big internet.
I repost-ed my comment because the first one said it was being moderated.
No people. Those are effing awesome. I eat those. Non-Asians these days.
haha whoo pass
oh, these noodles have a real kick to them.