Cocoa
Crabonated Drink
Submitted by: Michael W. via Engrish Funny Submissions
Beverage from North Korea.
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Why would I wanna drink something that will make me crabby >.<
I’ve enjoyed some hot cocoa, but never crabonated.
mmm hot cabornated cocoa
too much sponge bob in these posts wheres patrick
I would think that “crabonated” would mean that instead of having little bubbles fizzing through the liquid, it has little crabs. That could certainly be an interesting sensory experience, but you go first.
A beverage option at a seafood restaurant, perhaps?
Sips.
Spits.
Ow, that sure has a mean little bite to it.
It reaches the parts that other drinks cannot reach, because it moves sideways.
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!
Perfect accompaniment to a Crabby Pattie.
tsk tsk CLONK!
Reminds me of a bad date. No thanks!
I’d rather crabonated, than craponated.
The perfect drink to serve with pineapple horseshoe crap.
Yeah, it’s cocoa, another term for chocolate.
*Warning: This product may cause Cancer*
This is crabonated; actually it should have read crapponated. The soda is infused with the very methane produced forth from the Great Leader himself! Manse!!!!
Now with extra Crab.
*scuttles on over to pinch a toe*
Khlav Kalash?
I have Crab Juice and Mountain Dew …
eww! I’ll take the crab juice
Wait how did you even get into North Korea let alone take a picture or bring something home?
Maybe it’s something a refugee brought along to remind themselves of home…? Bad joke.
I suspect that the North Koreans are developing missile technology just so they can drop loads of this stuff on Japan, and hope the Japanese get as hooked on that as most of the world is on Coca-Cola. I think it’s their plan to cash in on the capitalism craze.
Perhaps the Scots should lease the technology from them, and spray the USA with Irn Bru?
Well, just so long as the Aussies don’t get it. I don’t fancy being sprayed with Vegemite!
Just as I suspected…the North Korean leaders are actually Crab People!
Honest Honey, I got them from drinking cocoa…
I’m surprised it’s not called Kim Jung Cola.
I’m willing to forgive “crabonated” which is only a single transposition away from correct. However, the fact that it looks like Coke (including the duplication of the color scheme and the letter shapes), but sounds more like Yoo-Hoo, does give me a certain amount of pause.
The Dear Leader has directed the production of the Ryongjin Crabonated Cocoa drinks in his royal visit to the Starving Factory Village #1512 today! He was most pleased with the results, stating that “my fat asses can’t get enough of American drinks. I’m glad to see it locally.”